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MAO'S DONG
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@Steg_O_Saurus / @Elyl_V from the other place
Seems there is a limit to what's considered good taste on X Formerly Twitter.
December 11, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Honestly, man, see if someone had paid me full time to work on "recreate Twitter when it was good, but call it something else" I'd have been further along than this site. Get the fuckin finger oot, @bsky.app
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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RIP BOZZO - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 30, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Waiting impatiently
November 18, 2023 at 1:46 AM
If ever you needed proof that liberal democracy is a complete lie, it's the disconnect between what our leaders are doing and what the millions of people on the street are demanding. There is no reforming it.
October 29, 2023 at 6:37 PM
In the 90s, down the alley behind Farmfoods on Bellshill Main Street, there was a place called The Viper Club. You'd think this was modelled after The Viper Room in Los Angeles and that was clearly the idea, but it was about the size of someone's living room and the floor was always sticky.
October 24, 2023 at 3:40 AM
No.
October 16, 2023 at 3:02 PM
It's cool that Israel just straight up says "unless you evacuate half your country we're going to genocide it lol" and if you compare that in any way to Nazism then you fit the IHRA definition of an antisemite.
October 13, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Everyone remembers Kid Cudi's banger lyric "the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night" but forget his follow up two verses later when he says "the lonely loner seems to free his mind at night" which almost cancels out the first one.
October 12, 2023 at 4:05 AM
The worst type of comedy is "I'm 35 so my idea of a wild night is some Horlicks and a 8:30pm bedtime". Absolute reddit level bullshit.
October 11, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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There's going to be two hits, bro. First, me hitting on you. Then the two of us hitting the dance floor.
October 11, 2023 at 3:29 PM
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There's going to be a two state solution, bro. First, me stating my intention to hit you. Then, your body in a state of shock, floored.
October 11, 2023 at 4:40 PM
People complain about getting diarrhea after eating Taco Bell because it's probably the only vegetables and fibre they've eaten all month.
October 11, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I believe in a one-state solution. No, not that one. The other one.
October 10, 2023 at 4:11 AM
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Although Palestine has sent a small team of athletes regularly to each Summer Olympics for decades, they have earnt only one medal so far (gold in men's shooting, 1972).
October 7, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Nir Biton was always a fucking rat and should never have been tolerated.
October 7, 2023 at 9:02 PM
From the river to the sea.
October 7, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Someone on CoD earlier was bemoaning the fact that Democrats wanted socialism but also complaining that rich Republicans had caused all the inflation and that people should just kill all the rich people. Whatever works, dude, just don't call it socialism and you'll be grand.
October 6, 2023 at 5:14 AM
the lonely gamer seems to say his slurs at night
October 6, 2023 at 3:40 AM
We're absolutely shite in Europe. Utter dung. Our level.
October 5, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Haha, too bad that's not an option ya fuckin ride.
SBF could survive jail forever with internet access, author says
"Now that sounds crazy, but I do think that if he had the internet, he could survive jail forever," author Michael Lewis said of Sam Bankman-Fried.
www.businessinsider.com
October 2, 2023 at 11:32 PM
a bitta passion a bitta fight tav, a bitta speak tav
October 1, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Telling the workman running Ethernet cable through my house to "put his whole bussy into it".
September 30, 2023 at 9:22 PM