Ellen Million (aka Elva Birch)
@elvabirch.bsky.social
Author, artist, fire dragon Gemini. I live in a house in a birch forest that I built with my true love in Alaska. I write funny and feel-good magical romance (sometimes with flamingos) as Elva Birch and Zoe Chant and draw unicorns. https://ellenmillion.com
Dragon's Instinct is FREE this week!
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November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Dragon's Instinct is FREE this week!
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Arctic Panda's Secret Mate is now in Kindle Unlimited!! books2read.com/arcticpandas...
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Arctic Panda's Secret Mate is now in Kindle Unlimited!! books2read.com/arcticpandas...
Have you pledged for your set yet? Eeeeeee! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Have you pledged for your set yet? Eeeeeee! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
It's a spin-off of the beloved Shifting Sands Resort! Tristan accepts a holiday vacation to Alaska, but is the chalet haunted? Mysteries, mates, and just a touch of mayhem, with humor and heart. Available direct from me - but only until Thursday!!
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October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's a spin-off of the beloved Shifting Sands Resort! Tristan accepts a holiday vacation to Alaska, but is the chalet haunted? Mysteries, mates, and just a touch of mayhem, with humor and heart. Available direct from me - but only until Thursday!!
shop.ellenmillion.com/products/arc...
shop.ellenmillion.com/products/arc...
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Happy tears!!! We're at nearly 800%! Don't miss your chance for the deluxe limited edition hardcover, collectible ornaments, or tiny metal charms! Get the swoony audiobooks, narrated by @travisbaldree.bsky.social and @snemethparker.bsky.social! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy tears!!! We're at nearly 800%! Don't miss your chance for the deluxe limited edition hardcover, collectible ornaments, or tiny metal charms! Get the swoony audiobooks, narrated by @travisbaldree.bsky.social and @snemethparker.bsky.social! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
Coming to Kickstarter in (counts) FOUR DAYS. www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
(I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it!)
(I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it!)
October 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Coming to Kickstarter in (counts) FOUR DAYS. www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
(I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it!)
(I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it!)
A salad yesterday entirely from my garden. (Except the ranch dressing. I did not grow that.)
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A salad yesterday entirely from my garden. (Except the ranch dressing. I did not grow that.)
Are you in Anchorage? I will be signing books! preorder to ensure I have what you want! shop.ellenmillion.com
September 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Are you in Anchorage? I will be signing books! preorder to ensure I have what you want! shop.ellenmillion.com
Selfie from this weekend's Viking Festival. It was beautiful, if cold, and some Unicorn Key decks found their forever homes.
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Selfie from this weekend's Viking Festival. It was beautiful, if cold, and some Unicorn Key decks found their forever homes.
Most of my mushroom photos are in the woods, where mushrooms can grow on rotting logs and drink swamp water.
Not this guy.
This mushroom is made of grit and f*ck you, living his best life in a busy intersection, sucking nutrients out of gravel and cigarette butts.
I salute you, mushroom.
Not this guy.
This mushroom is made of grit and f*ck you, living his best life in a busy intersection, sucking nutrients out of gravel and cigarette butts.
I salute you, mushroom.
August 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Most of my mushroom photos are in the woods, where mushrooms can grow on rotting logs and drink swamp water.
Not this guy.
This mushroom is made of grit and f*ck you, living his best life in a busy intersection, sucking nutrients out of gravel and cigarette butts.
I salute you, mushroom.
Not this guy.
This mushroom is made of grit and f*ck you, living his best life in a busy intersection, sucking nutrients out of gravel and cigarette butts.
I salute you, mushroom.
August 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My cucumber has boundary issues. Dude, that's not your pea!
August 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My cucumber has boundary issues. Dude, that's not your pea!
Starting TOMORROW! The first few chapters will be free. www.patreon.com/ellenmillion
July 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Starting TOMORROW! The first few chapters will be free. www.patreon.com/ellenmillion
Me: I'm going to do a nice, simple bonus page for this coloring book.
Also me:
Also me:
July 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Me: I'm going to do a nice, simple bonus page for this coloring book.
Also me:
Also me:
An opposites attract, fake dating, portal fantasy with only one bed, hilarious wedding mishaps, kidnapping, secret identities, magical footstools, and more! Serializing at Patreon in August! www.patreon.com/ellenmillion
July 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
An opposites attract, fake dating, portal fantasy with only one bed, hilarious wedding mishaps, kidnapping, secret identities, magical footstools, and more! Serializing at Patreon in August! www.patreon.com/ellenmillion
These are the originals still available at the Collector's Tier of Artistrix! We're down to the last few days! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
July 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
These are the originals still available at the Collector's Tier of Artistrix! We're down to the last few days! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
I need you guys to throw $286 more dollars at Artistrix so that I have the excuse I need to finish inking this bookmark...
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www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
July 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I need you guys to throw $286 more dollars at Artistrix so that I have the excuse I need to finish inking this bookmark...
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www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
YAY! Artistrix is coming and we've passed the first two stretch goals. Help unlock new pages! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
(All hand-drawn. No AI.)
(All hand-drawn. No AI.)
July 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
YAY! Artistrix is coming and we've passed the first two stretch goals. Help unlock new pages! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
(All hand-drawn. No AI.)
(All hand-drawn. No AI.)
A moose ate my petunias!!
June 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A moose ate my petunias!!
Trixie is fighting delays, weather, theft, and sabotage. The security professional going undercover for her has clearly never held a hammer.
Get this ridiculous book direct at my site for a limited time before it goes into Kindle Unlimited on Friday! shop.ellenmillion.com/en-usd/produ...
Get this ridiculous book direct at my site for a limited time before it goes into Kindle Unlimited on Friday! shop.ellenmillion.com/en-usd/produ...
June 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Trixie is fighting delays, weather, theft, and sabotage. The security professional going undercover for her has clearly never held a hammer.
Get this ridiculous book direct at my site for a limited time before it goes into Kindle Unlimited on Friday! shop.ellenmillion.com/en-usd/produ...
Get this ridiculous book direct at my site for a limited time before it goes into Kindle Unlimited on Friday! shop.ellenmillion.com/en-usd/produ...
I took a tomato class for Mother's Day and can't wait to start gardening. Yes, that is still snow outside the window. The trees are just starting to green, but it's still getting to near freezing at night, so... not yet.
May 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I took a tomato class for Mother's Day and can't wait to start gardening. Yes, that is still snow outside the window. The trees are just starting to green, but it's still getting to near freezing at night, so... not yet.
We're on chapter 19 and the plot is thickening. Will Tristan be able to tell Haisley about shifters before they get interrupted?? #pnr #serialfantasy #fantasyromance #fatedmates #akromance www.patreon.com/c/ellenmillion
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We're on chapter 19 and the plot is thickening. Will Tristan be able to tell Haisley about shifters before they get interrupted?? #pnr #serialfantasy #fantasyromance #fatedmates #akromance www.patreon.com/c/ellenmillion
New books from fellow indie authors and friends! What are you reading this week?
April 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
New books from fellow indie authors and friends! What are you reading this week?
Loan Wolf just dropped to my Patreon subscribers: www.patreon.com/c/ellenmillion
She's a ballerina. He's a biker…as long as bikes refer to mountain bikes and bad boy only means more tattoos than anyone else in Green Valley (which is not a high bar). #AKRomance #romancelandia #newrelease #patreon
She's a ballerina. He's a biker…as long as bikes refer to mountain bikes and bad boy only means more tattoos than anyone else in Green Valley (which is not a high bar). #AKRomance #romancelandia #newrelease #patreon
April 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Loan Wolf just dropped to my Patreon subscribers: www.patreon.com/c/ellenmillion
She's a ballerina. He's a biker…as long as bikes refer to mountain bikes and bad boy only means more tattoos than anyone else in Green Valley (which is not a high bar). #AKRomance #romancelandia #newrelease #patreon
She's a ballerina. He's a biker…as long as bikes refer to mountain bikes and bad boy only means more tattoos than anyone else in Green Valley (which is not a high bar). #AKRomance #romancelandia #newrelease #patreon