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Ellen Million (aka Elva Birch)
@elvabirch.bsky.social
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Author, artist, fire dragon Gemini. I live in a house in a birch forest that I built with my true love in Alaska. I write funny and feel-good magical romance (sometimes with flamingos) as Elva Birch and Zoe Chant and draw unicorns. https://ellenmillion.com
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Dragon's Instinct is FREE this week!
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A cat with a flaming squirrel on its head. Plus a book.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Arctic Panda's Secret Mate is now in Kindle Unlimited!! books2read.com/arcticpandas...
Shifting Sands Resort crew goes arctic! Fated mates, cinnamon roll hero, side-splitting laughs, cookie-baking heroine in hiding, set in Alaska, a magic... garage??
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Have you pledged for your set yet? Eeeeeee! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
Four transparent resin ornaments - dragon, unicorn, gryphon, and phoenix, photographed in front of snow.
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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It's a spin-off of the beloved Shifting Sands Resort! Tristan accepts a holiday vacation to Alaska, but is the chalet haunted? Mysteries, mates, and just a touch of mayhem, with humor and heart. Available direct from me - but only until Thursday!!

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Ebook cover for Arctic Panda's Secret Mate
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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They are so tiny and detailed and AMAZING. I am in LOVE.

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Four metal charms in the palm of my hand: dragon, unicorn, gryphon, and firebird.
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Happy tears!!! We're at nearly 800%! Don't miss your chance for the deluxe limited edition hardcover, collectible ornaments, or tiny metal charms! Get the swoony audiobooks, narrated by @travisbaldree.bsky.social and @snemethparker.bsky.social! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
Fae Shifter Knights Kickstarter cover
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Coming to Kickstarter in (counts) FOUR DAYS. www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...

(I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it!)
Fae Shifter Knights - images of pretty hardcovers, resin ornaments, and metal charms!
October 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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YOU GUYS. THIS IS SO AMAZING I AM DEAD.
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Doodles from my most recent read.
A Daycare for Shifters by @elvabirch

#digital_art #sketch #doodledump #sketchdump #fanart #paranormalromance #paranormalkids #ipadsketch
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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A salad yesterday entirely from my garden. (Except the ranch dressing. I did not grow that.)
Garden harvest: tomatoes, kale, lettuce peas, and cucumber
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Are you in Anchorage? I will be signing books! preorder to ensure I have what you want! shop.ellenmillion.com
Hey Anchorage! I'll be signing at Beauty and the Book Oct 10, 1-5. ZJ Loussac Library Oct 11, 1-4 and Barnes and Noble Oct 12, 1-5! Preorder for the library at my webpage: shop.ellenmillion.com and use the code LOUSSAC for 10% off and free shipping (delivery to the library only!)
September 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Selfie from this weekend's Viking Festival. It was beautiful, if cold, and some Unicorn Key decks found their forever homes.
it's me! Mushroom earrings, a steampunk fur shrug, a flower headdress.
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Most of my mushroom photos are in the woods, where mushrooms can grow on rotting logs and drink swamp water.

Not this guy.

This mushroom is made of grit and f*ck you, living his best life in a busy intersection, sucking nutrients out of gravel and cigarette butts.

I salute you, mushroom.
A small drab mushroom growing out of concrete, with the corner of a truck mirror, because it's also the middle of an intersection.
August 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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COMING OCTOBER 21! At laaaaaaaast!!

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August 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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My cucumber has boundary issues. Dude, that's not your pea!
A cucumber swirl in a chokehold with a pea.
August 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Starting TOMORROW! The first few chapters will be free. www.patreon.com/ellenmillion
Fake Dating the Fae cover, coming to Patreon. New chapters M/W/F
July 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Me: I'm going to do a nice, simple bonus page for this coloring book.

Also me:
Very complicated coloring page with LOTS of details.
July 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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An opposites attract, fake dating, portal fantasy with only one bed, hilarious wedding mishaps, kidnapping, secret identities, magical footstools, and more! Serializing at Patreon in August! www.patreon.com/ellenmillion
Sparkly cover for Fake Dating the Fae
July 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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These are the originals still available at the Collector's Tier of Artistrix! We're down to the last few days! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...
Eighteen tiny black and white fantasy pictures.
July 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I need you guys to throw $286 more dollars at Artistrix so that I have the excuse I need to finish inking this bookmark...

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A row of chickens looking (appalled) at a hatchling dragon.
July 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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YAY! Artistrix is coming and we've passed the first two stretch goals. Help unlock new pages! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ell...

(All hand-drawn. No AI.)
Covers of Artistrix - a hand-drawn romantasy coloring book!
July 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Y'all come get your coloring books from @elvabirch.bsky.social: we need more pastimes dedicated to beauty, and this gorgeous romantasy coloring book fits the bill.

Can also vouch for the quality of Ellen's coloring books!

#coloring #Kickstarter #BookSky
Artistrix: A Hand-Drawn Romantasy Coloring Book for All Ages
A detailed fantasy coloring book for (so-called) grown-ups. Magic, mermaids, dragons, fairies, unicorns, angels, and whimsy!
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July 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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A moose ate my petunias!!
Before and after of a metal flamingo planter. First one has bright pink petunias. Second has been DEVASTATED.
June 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Trixie is fighting delays, weather, theft, and sabotage. The security professional going undercover for her has clearly never held a hammer.

Get this ridiculous book direct at my site for a limited time before it goes into Kindle Unlimited on Friday! shop.ellenmillion.com/en-usd/produ...
Manchest Cover of Load Bearing
June 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I took a tomato class for Mother's Day and can't wait to start gardening. Yes, that is still snow outside the window. The trees are just starting to green, but it's still getting to near freezing at night, so... not yet.
Tomato plant and flamingo solar light. Snow outside the greenhouse window.
May 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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We're on chapter 19 and the plot is thickening. Will Tristan be able to tell Haisley about shifters before they get interrupted?? #pnr #serialfantasy #fantasyromance #fatedmates #akromance www.patreon.com/c/ellenmillion
Tropes for Arctic Panda's Secret Mate: fated mates, side-splitting laughs, set in Alaska, a magic...garage?, cookie-baking heroine in hiding, cinnamon roll hero. Serializing now at patreon.com/ellenmillion - new chapters ever M/W/F!
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM