Well, it’s not like we didn’t already know his escalator doesn’t make it all the way to the top . . .

I thought it was satire. Nope.

I don’t like to use the word “stupid” — but also, this is exactly what happens.

Yeah. I see what he was going for. He wanted to look like his idol.

I think the sheep and the jackass could’ve stayed though. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ruth Bader GinsPURRg is contemplating whether to attend holiday gatherings with MAGA cult in-laws.

She thinks she would rather stay in her cat tree pouch, despite being slightly too large for it.

It’s me. I’m Ruthie. The pouch = my clothes after election stress eating for a month.

I be reskeeting.

Here’s a favorite book from childhood.

Google searches for “tariffs” over the past week. 🙄 Notice the spike AFTER the election.

The US is in trouble. We’ve just flushed ourselves down the toilet on purpose, at least for the short term. If we’re lucky, it’s not for the long term.

That’s my most optimistic take.

So here’s a cute picture of my cat as a kitten.

Look at me, being all positive and shit.