Elusive Cryptid
@elusivecryptid.bsky.social
Artist
I post about movies, stuff I do like art and making mounts to hold fragile old things, random life stuff I think is clever, and sometimes Dad advice. I promise, no Dad jokes
(He/they)
I post about movies, stuff I do like art and making mounts to hold fragile old things, random life stuff I think is clever, and sometimes Dad advice. I promise, no Dad jokes
(He/they)
"Succubus" (2024)
If sexy time makes you uncomfortable, maybe best to sit this one out. A classic tale about a man who gets ensnared by a succubus, but with a modern twist. Low budget, but well done despite this.
What? No Esperanto? See: "Incubus" (1966)
#horrorsky #moviereview #indiehorror
If sexy time makes you uncomfortable, maybe best to sit this one out. A classic tale about a man who gets ensnared by a succubus, but with a modern twist. Low budget, but well done despite this.
What? No Esperanto? See: "Incubus" (1966)
#horrorsky #moviereview #indiehorror
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"Succubus" (2024)
If sexy time makes you uncomfortable, maybe best to sit this one out. A classic tale about a man who gets ensnared by a succubus, but with a modern twist. Low budget, but well done despite this.
What? No Esperanto? See: "Incubus" (1966)
#horrorsky #moviereview #indiehorror
If sexy time makes you uncomfortable, maybe best to sit this one out. A classic tale about a man who gets ensnared by a succubus, but with a modern twist. Low budget, but well done despite this.
What? No Esperanto? See: "Incubus" (1966)
#horrorsky #moviereview #indiehorror
"Abraham's Boys: A Dracula Story" (2025)
This is a very slow moving horror thriller that follows up on the madness of the original Dracula story, many years later. Set in the hills of old west California, with only a few technical questions to avoid such as how did they get electricity?
#horrorsky
This is a very slow moving horror thriller that follows up on the madness of the original Dracula story, many years later. Set in the hills of old west California, with only a few technical questions to avoid such as how did they get electricity?
#horrorsky
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Abraham's Boys: A Dracula Story" (2025)
This is a very slow moving horror thriller that follows up on the madness of the original Dracula story, many years later. Set in the hills of old west California, with only a few technical questions to avoid such as how did they get electricity?
#horrorsky
This is a very slow moving horror thriller that follows up on the madness of the original Dracula story, many years later. Set in the hills of old west California, with only a few technical questions to avoid such as how did they get electricity?
#horrorsky
"Companion" (2025)
When you mix AI with the human need for attention, it never turns out well. Some nods to heavyweight pioneers in the genre such as "Stepford Wives" ('04) and "A.I." ('01). The next logical progression in our relationship evolution
*trigger warning*
Relationship violence, SA, Gore
When you mix AI with the human need for attention, it never turns out well. Some nods to heavyweight pioneers in the genre such as "Stepford Wives" ('04) and "A.I." ('01). The next logical progression in our relationship evolution
*trigger warning*
Relationship violence, SA, Gore
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"Companion" (2025)
When you mix AI with the human need for attention, it never turns out well. Some nods to heavyweight pioneers in the genre such as "Stepford Wives" ('04) and "A.I." ('01). The next logical progression in our relationship evolution
*trigger warning*
Relationship violence, SA, Gore
When you mix AI with the human need for attention, it never turns out well. Some nods to heavyweight pioneers in the genre such as "Stepford Wives" ('04) and "A.I." ('01). The next logical progression in our relationship evolution
*trigger warning*
Relationship violence, SA, Gore
Another 24 hour build. Like this better than the last diadem
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Another 24 hour build. Like this better than the last diadem
"No Country for Old Men" (2007)
This was more a rewatch as I think I saw it back in the day when the Coen Bro. were hot sh*t. I really only cared about this guy and his creative uses of compressed air, TBH. But a fun thing to watch while working on chores/ projects
This was more a rewatch as I think I saw it back in the day when the Coen Bro. were hot sh*t. I really only cared about this guy and his creative uses of compressed air, TBH. But a fun thing to watch while working on chores/ projects
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"No Country for Old Men" (2007)
This was more a rewatch as I think I saw it back in the day when the Coen Bro. were hot sh*t. I really only cared about this guy and his creative uses of compressed air, TBH. But a fun thing to watch while working on chores/ projects
This was more a rewatch as I think I saw it back in the day when the Coen Bro. were hot sh*t. I really only cared about this guy and his creative uses of compressed air, TBH. But a fun thing to watch while working on chores/ projects
"The Serpent and the Rainbow" ('88)
The nightmare scene with the corpse bride in the cemetery. That and the glass eating scene
The nightmare scene with the corpse bride in the cemetery. That and the glass eating scene
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"The Serpent and the Rainbow" ('88)
The nightmare scene with the corpse bride in the cemetery. That and the glass eating scene
The nightmare scene with the corpse bride in the cemetery. That and the glass eating scene
Just got done uploading photos from an old abandoned rubber plant on Patreon. Some of them were used in the 'making of' content on the DVD for the movie "The Shadow Walkers". Of course they got my name wrong, and my copy of the DVD I scored on clearance at Blockbuster got loaned out & never returned
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just got done uploading photos from an old abandoned rubber plant on Patreon. Some of them were used in the 'making of' content on the DVD for the movie "The Shadow Walkers". Of course they got my name wrong, and my copy of the DVD I scored on clearance at Blockbuster got loaned out & never returned
When you find a magick key in with your vintage key stash
November 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When you find a magick key in with your vintage key stash
"Sew Torn" (2024)
A seamstress trapped by memories, unravels in this very "Groundhog Day" style crime tale. Come for the Rube Goldberg thread contraptions, stay for the cathartic dancing to a song about sewing machines. Exemplifies why I never dealt with brides to be
#moviesky #reviews
A seamstress trapped by memories, unravels in this very "Groundhog Day" style crime tale. Come for the Rube Goldberg thread contraptions, stay for the cathartic dancing to a song about sewing machines. Exemplifies why I never dealt with brides to be
#moviesky #reviews
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
And complete
King of the Damned Diadem
I don't really take myself that seriously, but I do like to be dramatic for effect sometimes
May make another, different one, as I have supplies to do so
King of the Damned Diadem
I don't really take myself that seriously, but I do like to be dramatic for effect sometimes
May make another, different one, as I have supplies to do so
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And complete
King of the Damned Diadem
I don't really take myself that seriously, but I do like to be dramatic for effect sometimes
May make another, different one, as I have supplies to do so
King of the Damned Diadem
I don't really take myself that seriously, but I do like to be dramatic for effect sometimes
May make another, different one, as I have supplies to do so
Werkin. Remember ACE is the place for all your spraypaint needs
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Werkin. Remember ACE is the place for all your spraypaint needs
Stopping for the night.
Up next:
Paint and jewels
Up next:
Paint and jewels
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Stopping for the night.
Up next:
Paint and jewels
Up next:
Paint and jewels
"The Crimson Cult" (1968)
There really isn't much to say about this other than: Christopher Lee! Barbara Steele! Boris Karloff! And trippy 60's FX
#vintagecinema #horrorsky
There really isn't much to say about this other than: Christopher Lee! Barbara Steele! Boris Karloff! And trippy 60's FX
#vintagecinema #horrorsky
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"The Crimson Cult" (1968)
There really isn't much to say about this other than: Christopher Lee! Barbara Steele! Boris Karloff! And trippy 60's FX
#vintagecinema #horrorsky
There really isn't much to say about this other than: Christopher Lee! Barbara Steele! Boris Karloff! And trippy 60's FX
#vintagecinema #horrorsky
Some of what I do:
WIP. Brass mount for a basket, to be displayed on its side. This is the bottom/ back
WIP. Brass mount for a basket, to be displayed on its side. This is the bottom/ back
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Some of what I do:
WIP. Brass mount for a basket, to be displayed on its side. This is the bottom/ back
WIP. Brass mount for a basket, to be displayed on its side. This is the bottom/ back
My little community garden plot has come full circle 😭
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My little community garden plot has come full circle 😭
"Where the Scary Things Are" (2022)
These aren't the kids from "IT" or "Stand By Me". This film is about the sociopaths we call teenagers. The kids are terrible, the adults are worse through a teen lens. A thoroughly disturbing, modern horror movie that will have you questioning who the monster is
These aren't the kids from "IT" or "Stand By Me". This film is about the sociopaths we call teenagers. The kids are terrible, the adults are worse through a teen lens. A thoroughly disturbing, modern horror movie that will have you questioning who the monster is
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Where the Scary Things Are" (2022)
These aren't the kids from "IT" or "Stand By Me". This film is about the sociopaths we call teenagers. The kids are terrible, the adults are worse through a teen lens. A thoroughly disturbing, modern horror movie that will have you questioning who the monster is
These aren't the kids from "IT" or "Stand By Me". This film is about the sociopaths we call teenagers. The kids are terrible, the adults are worse through a teen lens. A thoroughly disturbing, modern horror movie that will have you questioning who the monster is
JFC. I just spent 30 min. tearing apart the workroom looking for these. They were in the box marked "pop rivets" because that makes total sense, right? 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
JFC. I just spent 30 min. tearing apart the workroom looking for these. They were in the box marked "pop rivets" because that makes total sense, right? 🙄
Completed leather belt holder for a multitool
Wet molded veg tan leather, that got a pyrography tattoo inspired design, paint, antique finish, and rounded braid weave flat lace edges
Wet molded veg tan leather, that got a pyrography tattoo inspired design, paint, antique finish, and rounded braid weave flat lace edges
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Completed leather belt holder for a multitool
Wet molded veg tan leather, that got a pyrography tattoo inspired design, paint, antique finish, and rounded braid weave flat lace edges
Wet molded veg tan leather, that got a pyrography tattoo inspired design, paint, antique finish, and rounded braid weave flat lace edges
Censored for content
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Censored for content
WIP. I also do leatherwork. See the belt case I'm building for the very thoughtful gift of a multitool. Molded veg tan leather, pyrography. Still up: painting, antiquing, and basket weave lace sides
October 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
WIP. I also do leatherwork. See the belt case I'm building for the very thoughtful gift of a multitool. Molded veg tan leather, pyrography. Still up: painting, antiquing, and basket weave lace sides
Of course, since I have a week before I am to 'put to bed' my little garden plot, my jalapenos are finally flowering
October 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Of course, since I have a week before I am to 'put to bed' my little garden plot, my jalapenos are finally flowering
Scored at the store on sale. Figured it might make good Musubi.
October 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Scored at the store on sale. Figured it might make good Musubi.