Oh, he really liked Sixth Sense! Had to pause partway through to take a break from some of the scarier ghosts.

I keep trying to get D1 to watch Unbreakable, but he has judged in advance that having water as a weakness is dumb. Which I guess also shuts out Signs.

Awwww, the Robert Wuhl character. I haven’t watched the movie in a long time but I remember his character being laughable/lame to me when I was a kid. Now I’m wondering if I watched it again whether I’d think he’s just reacting to things the way a normal person would.

Love me a niche tweet

My Whig is snatched

Only space in my drawers for about 2/3 of my wardrobe at any given time!

I flopped alongside you!

Very personally connected to this piece for more than one reason

I would rather be a joyous fool for the Spring of Deception than allow the shadow of Third Winter to fall sooner on my heart than on the cold earth.

Apropos of nothing, I had a dream the other night that I was cast in a company production of The Importance of Being Earnest, but they told me my role was Basil Hallward, and I started ranting about how they had the wrong Wilde work. “Is this some kind of mash-up?!”

Still one of my better pieces of writing

back in my day… 🙄🫠

wHy dOnT You juSt sEnD hEr OutSIde???

Signed,

My (S)March was your April

Debt collectors will get nasty rude with ten year olds. Ask me how I know. “May I ask who is calling?” is my sword and my shield.