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Elsie 🪭
@elsita.bsky.social
Silly little fashion designer
FedEx is literally 3 raccoons stacked in a trench coat pretending to be a business. Tell my why my package to LA went from GA > NM > KS > now currently in NJ. TRASH ASS COMPANY.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Still true 🥲
My only contribution to the Bills Mafia discourse
September 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My dad is not beating these allegations
remember when small dogs were stereotyped as a rich white girl thing? total bullcorn. nobody loves a small dog more than an elderly puerto rican man
July 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is definitely not a want, but a NEED
June 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The rebrand the Catholic Church needed
May 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by Elsie 🪭
spring trend predictions:

— 5" shorts
— camp collars
— recession
May 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My fiancé is making me watch all the Star Wars movies in chronological order after he found out I have never seen a Star War and I HAVE QUESTIONS.

My biggest questions is: are all jedis required to have sick rat tails or what?
April 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Group chat popping off about the golden globes but I spent those 3 hours watching my bf clench his golden globes during the bills game
January 8, 2024 at 9:49 PM
My only contribution to the Bills Mafia discourse
November 7, 2023 at 1:12 AM
The gay agenda is my raggedy ass brain reading this as citRUSSY 😩
If you are ever at a Trader Joe’s and see this, I implore you to buy it. Great hit of citrus, perfect amount of garlic and some serious heat. Its fn great.
October 14, 2023 at 3:09 AM
When I ask my bf to get me chips
September 29, 2023 at 11:26 PM
My bf @groggtrawlway.bsky.social has so far vetoed literally every single couples Halloween costume idea I have had except for one

Josh Allen and a Buffalo chicken wing
September 29, 2023 at 7:25 PM
My man @groggtrawlway.bsky.social after a long hard day of coaching his imaginary team in a fantasy football league 💫
September 25, 2023 at 4:35 AM