Alan Pineapple
@elpina.bsky.social
Geek AND nerd, history teacher, dad, and occasional nuisance.
It's tough being online and trying parse bots (actual) and bots (philosophical)
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It's tough being online and trying parse bots (actual) and bots (philosophical)
Opening the door, taking a look, and realizing there's nothing in there you want so you close it but it's your mailbox.
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Opening the door, taking a look, and realizing there's nothing in there you want so you close it but it's your mailbox.
It's hard to think of a more distinctly xennial artifact than Coed Naked tshirts, yet we sort of collectively gave up on them.
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
It's hard to think of a more distinctly xennial artifact than Coed Naked tshirts, yet we sort of collectively gave up on them.
Ikebana but it's balloons for my daughter's birthday party
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ikebana but it's balloons for my daughter's birthday party
I wanted coasters that cost me a lot of money so I fold paid medical bills in half.
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wanted coasters that cost me a lot of money so I fold paid medical bills in half.
Listening to club music while cleaning the bathroom 'cause mid-forties.
It's, uh... it's not the same.
It's, uh... it's not the same.
September 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Listening to club music while cleaning the bathroom 'cause mid-forties.
It's, uh... it's not the same.
It's, uh... it's not the same.
When you forget to thaw something in the fridge and have to leave it in a bowl of water, you still get to call it sous vide.
September 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When you forget to thaw something in the fridge and have to leave it in a bowl of water, you still get to call it sous vide.
If you insist on dropping a stratagem at extraction, make sure you're the last one to board the Pelican- though it'd be better if you didn't do it at all.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
August 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you insist on dropping a stratagem at extraction, make sure you're the last one to board the Pelican- though it'd be better if you didn't do it at all.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee"
#Helldivers2
#Helldivers2
July 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee"
#Helldivers2
#Helldivers2
Invincibility lies in defense, the possibility of victory in the attack. This is exemplified in the E/AT-12 Anti-Tank Emplacement, even against Leviathans.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Invincibility lies in defense, the possibility of victory in the attack. This is exemplified in the E/AT-12 Anti-Tank Emplacement, even against Leviathans.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
If you have no idea what you're doing, the enemy can't anticipate your goals.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you have no idea what you're doing, the enemy can't anticipate your goals.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
Need to take a bio break? Bring the Warp Pack and hunker down in a bunker to safely and securely freshen up.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Need to take a bio break? Bring the Warp Pack and hunker down in a bunker to safely and securely freshen up.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
Look for the rocks with a flared base, for it is here you will find super samples.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Look for the rocks with a flared base, for it is here you will find super samples.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
In raiding and plundering, mortars are marvelous. In immovability, only bring them if you have a fully upgraded Robotics Workshop.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In raiding and plundering, mortars are marvelous. In immovability, only bring them if you have a fully upgraded Robotics Workshop.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
If you're at war, it's bots.
If you're hunting, it's bugs.
If you're in a horror movie, it's squids.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
If you're hunting, it's bugs.
If you're in a horror movie, it's squids.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you're at war, it's bots.
If you're hunting, it's bugs.
If you're in a horror movie, it's squids.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
If you're hunting, it's bugs.
If you're in a horror movie, it's squids.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
Just blow up the illegal transmitter dawg, you don't have to use the panel and all that.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just blow up the illegal transmitter dawg, you don't have to use the panel and all that.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
Sentries should have a maximum field of fire for your enemies, and maximum defilade for you.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sentries should have a maximum field of fire for your enemies, and maximum defilade for you.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
One who can modify their tactics in relation to bugs, bots, or squids, and thereby succeed in winning, may be called a heaven-born Helldiver.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
One who can modify their tactics in relation to bugs, bots, or squids, and thereby succeed in winning, may be called a heaven-born Helldiver.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the needs of the mission. There are so many stratagems, after all.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the needs of the mission. There are so many stratagems, after all.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
There are three ways a Helldiver may bring trouble to their squad.
1) calling airstrikes on their team without warning
2) bossing around randos
3) bringing wildly inappropriate stratagems to the mission
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
1) calling airstrikes on their team without warning
2) bossing around randos
3) bringing wildly inappropriate stratagems to the mission
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
There are three ways a Helldiver may bring trouble to their squad.
1) calling airstrikes on their team without warning
2) bossing around randos
3) bringing wildly inappropriate stratagems to the mission
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
1) calling airstrikes on their team without warning
2) bossing around randos
3) bringing wildly inappropriate stratagems to the mission
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
know your fellow players and know yourself, and you will not walk in front of their weapon in a thousand battles.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
know your fellow players and know yourself, and you will not walk in front of their weapon in a thousand battles.
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
One of the happiest moments from my first marriage was my wife and I singing "you said you'd bake us a cake" from Marzipan's answering machine on Homestar Runner, and her mom overheard and baked us a cake.
July 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One of the happiest moments from my first marriage was my wife and I singing "you said you'd bake us a cake" from Marzipan's answering machine on Homestar Runner, and her mom overheard and baked us a cake.
A while back I linked #Astarion to #ElectricCallboy in a meme, and I was thinking almost entirely of the 'Crystals' album.
June 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A while back I linked #Astarion to #ElectricCallboy in a meme, and I was thinking almost entirely of the 'Crystals' album.