Alan Pineapple
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Alan Pineapple
@elpina.bsky.social
Geek AND nerd, history teacher, dad, and occasional nuisance.
July 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee"

#Helldivers2
July 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Need to take a bio break? Bring the Warp Pack and hunker down in a bunker to safely and securely freshen up.

#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Look for the rocks with a flared base, for it is here you will find super samples.

#Helldivers2
#TheArtOfHelldiving
July 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nabbed this bad boy solo, thanks to thermite and a little help from RNGesus.

#Helldivers2
June 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
May 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My youngest kept saying 'Class Man' (a man who teaches a yoga class, apparently) while I kept wondering how the hell she knew about this guy.
April 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
March 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
FYI, ICE uses administrative warrants- NOT judicial warrants. An administrative warrant is not reviewed by a judge, and does not authorize either searches or entry into areas with a reasonable expectation of privacy (to include, at the very least, homes), no matter what the ICE agent says.
January 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Only two years late to playing #Cyberpunk2077

Finished #PhantomLiberty as well, all four endings.
January 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
One of my all-time favorite splat books. Iykyk.

#LegendOfTheFiveRings
January 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
#LegendoftheFiveRings is tied for my favorite ttrpg of all time.
January 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Me too, random kitsch in the staff bathroom.
January 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me: "Preordering digital games is dumb."
Firaxis: "You'll get to play Civ 7 five days earlier."
Me: "Welp..."
January 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Made with love (I'm just getting on the Cyberpunk 2077 train)
December 27, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Me
December 15, 2024 at 1:08 PM
December 2, 2024 at 2:33 AM
December 1, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I love how #FF7Rebirth has a gripping and nuanced story/world but still manages to take the piss out of a specific type of New Ager.
November 28, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Roche in Nibelheim.

#FF7Rebirth
November 26, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Ralph Bakshi's #LotR is underrated.
November 25, 2024 at 12:03 PM
I knew you'd get there, Shinra Manager.

#FF7Rebirth
#ClassConsciousness
November 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
November 22, 2024 at 10:49 AM