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Elpie, CEO of Bull****
@elpiething.bsky.social
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I have boobs and I make things.
Sometimes the things are decisions.
Usually the decisions are bad.
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Commissions Open ✨
Trades Enjoyed ✨
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Update, I finished the wee frog.
#knitting #knitfrog
July 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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So I finally picked up the pattern to make tiny knit frogs so my mother and I can trade them with each other.

This is my first knitting project.

I’m so scared of ruining my cute tweed yarn that I’ve started making a larger f*** it frog to suffer all of my mistakes.

#knitting #audacity
July 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
elpiething.bsky.social
A friend gave me her rainbow maker because I’m a Large Fan of refracted light.

So naturally I had to play with the prism.
July 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Eternally torn between ‘I like my mess where it is’ and overstimulated wailing noises.
June 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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So I just got this from my mom.
June 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Turkey work and punch needle are the most aggressively ‘trust the process’ crafts I think I’ve ever practiced.
#embroidery #turkeywork #portraitembroidery
An embroidered portrait of Chappell Roan in progress, mostly sketched design with a messy explosion of thread on the left side. Soon, it will (hopefully) look like fluffy hair.
April 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I haven’t picked up an embroidery project in a minute, so this morning I started a portrait of Chappell Roan.

Guess who IMMEDIATELY sat on my detail snips?

#embroidery #portraitembroidery #chappellroan #craftdesk #creativespace
A fluffy dilute calico has plopped herself right on top of her foodgiver’s craft desk to gaze judgmentally at a barely-begun embroidery project of Chappell Arian’s face. The desk is littered with various craft and stationery supplies in loud colors and a hoop clamp no one is using.
April 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Show me your latest #libraryhaul 💕
A fluffy dilute calico sniffs a stack of colorful library books on a wooden coffee table.
April 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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It was a farmer’s market morning. ✨
A downward shot of the crosswalk, two sets of feet waiting. Two friends’ hands hold shopping bags filled with plants.
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Tiny, tiny skates. 🛼
#embroidery #portraitembroidery #rollerskating
An embroidered portrait of a woman rollerskating, arms in the air in celebration. Her kneepads are decorated with French knots and her skates are worked in tiny, loving detail.
March 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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I love working with felt. 💕
#embroidery #needlefelting #portraitembroidery
March 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
elpiething.bsky.social
Yaki onigiri is one of my favorite snacks of all time.
#cooking #food #snack
A plate of crispy, delicious yaki onigiri.
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I finished the Raincheck scarf and IMMEDIATELY folded it up for a little breather in the project bag. I’ll unfold and screech about it as soon as I stop reflexively hissing at the idea of weaving in the ends.
#crochet
March 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I love museum days.
I finally dug out my old camera and my older tilt shift lens, and I’m trying to get better.
In the foreground, a statue of two dancing figures is vaguely blurred while the painting of Eros’ engagement to Psyche hangs in greater focus behind them.
March 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Please enjoy a moment of peace. 💕
March 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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There’s something deeply satisfying about making pasta and bagels for me. It’s good to work dough with my hands. #baking #bagels
A stack of golden brown bagels stacked on a sheet pan, decked out in cheese and sesame seeds.
March 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Look, it’s me.
A hot pink plastic toilet full of fizzy candy winks at the camera.
March 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I have a lot of feelings about bread. 🥲
#baking #popovers
March 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I finally finished and mounted my first punch needle portrait. ✨
#punchneedle #punchneedleportrait #embroidery
A wall-grid packed full of colorful decorations hosts a punch needle embroidered portrait of a man with dark hair and a thoughtful expression. Beside him hangs an embroidered portrait of Klaus Hargreaves with a pink feather boa bursting from the frame.
February 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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They get along so well when one or both of them are unconscious. #cat #cats
In the foreground, an absurdly fluffy grey cat is dozing while a tortie does a thousand yard stare behind them.
February 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I just really like this corner of my room. 💕 #cozyspace
February 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Just finished the rain part of Alexandra Lund’s Raincheck Scarf. ✨🥰 #crochet
A crocheted, rainbow-striped scarf with popcorn stitch bobbles.
February 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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How Pinterest sees you, Valentine’s edition

🌻 bouquet
🎨 date
💝 chocolates
🧸 plushie

No but I *want* that little oni.
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Also—not me finding out about The New Romantics in Orlando immediately *after* moving across the country.
January 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Help. I took myself to Books a Million for my birthday—why in the world are stuffed animals $33?!
January 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM