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elpiething.bsky.social
Elpie, CEO of Bull****
@elpiething.bsky.social
I have boobs and I make things.
Sometimes the things are decisions.
Usually the decisions are bad.
18+ only.
Commissions Open ✨
Trades Enjoyed ✨
https://ko-fi.com/elpie
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'Bout Me:

🫀 Coffee
🫀 Writing Fic (BG3, MDZS, MHA)
🫀 DND
🫀 Video Games (BG3, Dragon Age, cozy stuff. A horrifying # of otome games.)
🫀 The Sims 4
🫀 Reading
🫀 Crafts (Embroidery, Crochet, Polymer Clay)
🫀 Tattoos
🫀 Photography
🫀 Goblin Behavior
🫀 Craft Trades
🫀 18+ I'm terrible

#promosky
Update, I finished the wee frog.
#knitting #knitfrog
July 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So I finally picked up the pattern to make tiny knit frogs so my mother and I can trade them with each other.

This is my first knitting project.

I’m so scared of ruining my cute tweed yarn that I’ve started making a larger f*** it frog to suffer all of my mistakes.

#knitting #audacity
July 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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😂😂😂
July 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
A friend gave me her rainbow maker because I’m a Large Fan of refracted light.

So naturally I had to play with the prism.
July 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Be my cootie catcher. Decide my fate.

Am I reading:
- Hockey romance
- Hitman romance
- I don’t remember what this is but the cover has serial killer vibes
June 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Someone please explain to me why I can’t finish any of the 237 books on my TBR, but I can absolutely spare 20 minutes for every single garbage ‘it turns out my husband is actually the secret heiress and also a unicorn’ acting hell kerfuffle video on my Instagram feed. 😭
June 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Eternally torn between ‘I like my mess where it is’ and overstimulated wailing noises.
June 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This close to getting ‘lens cap!’ tattooed on my pointer finger.
June 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Players have specified that there is a 7-Eleven in town. Is it blatant favoritism if I give advantages to whichever player grabs me a Slurpee on the way to session? 👀 #ttrpg #kidsonbikes
June 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So I just got this from my mom.
June 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We got to the ‘create some rumors’ bit of collaborative world building and had to go more than one round because EVERYONE had something shady to say about the Mayor.

This man knows no peace.

#ttrpg #kidsonbikes
May 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
A handful of the players have read my horror writing. The others told me to scare them shitless as long as there are funny bits.

I can hear the Looney Toons theme playing in my head.
I can’t tell you how simultaneously excited and terrified I am to be DMing for the first time.

#ttrpg #kidsonbikes
May 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I can’t tell you how simultaneously excited and terrified I am to be DMing for the first time.

#ttrpg #kidsonbikes
May 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
With every headline I see, it amazes me more and more that no one’s done an edgy phonk remix of Yakkety Sax.
April 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Butterflies
July Jones, Suzi Wu, girli · Butterflies · Song · 2021
open.spotify.com
April 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Turkey work and punch needle are the most aggressively ‘trust the process’ crafts I think I’ve ever practiced.
#embroidery #turkeywork #portraitembroidery
April 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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what do you want
April 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I haven’t picked up an embroidery project in a minute, so this morning I started a portrait of Chappell Roan.

Guess who IMMEDIATELY sat on my detail snips?

#embroidery #portraitembroidery #chappellroan #craftdesk #creativespace
April 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Show me your latest #libraryhaul 💕
April 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@goblintradingpost.bsky.social is live. Now to figure out a proper gallery.
Hi, I’m Elpie (@elpiething.bsky.social)

I’m an audacity-based crafter. 💕

I work a lot with embroidery—portraits, punch, patches, you name it—and polymer clay, but I dabble in all sorts of crafts.

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#crafts #crafttrade #arttrade #barter #littlegoblintradingpost
March 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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hear hear
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’ve had a sudden burst of dopamine and I’m going to use it to get the Little Goblin Trading Post a little further along. 💕

Anyone crafty people interested in trading?

#arttrade #crafttrade #crafts
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It was a farmer’s market morning. ✨
March 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM