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@elpicante69.bsky.social
I’m just here for the lulz
Guess Red Zone should’ve spent more time on their audio tech and less time on their inserting ads into commercial free football tech 🤷‍♂️
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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hi sharks. here's my idea: dishwasher safe butt plugs
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We’re at the stage where I now dread it when the Rams are in the red zone
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m someone with a poopoo fetish. Sewage systems are sexy.
I’m a socialist mayor. Sewage systems are sexy.
October 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Now this my friends, is journalism
September 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Snapchat adds new features for creators, including an easier way to edit videos
Snapchat adds new features for creators, including an easier way to edit videos | TechCrunch
Snapchat is introducing a suite of new tools and features to make it easier for creators to post and share content on its platform.
techcrunch.com
June 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It’s good to see that the American system of checks and balances is back with this Trump Elon feud. Can’t have our dictator and our billionaire supervillain overlord on the same side.
June 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We have an untrained primate dictating US economic policy. Saved ya a click 😉
April 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Old Mike Malone and that GM must’ve been talking mad shit in Walmart for Stan Kroenke to do this with 5 games left in the season #nbasky
April 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Welp the #nuggets are officially done and the prospect of 40 year old LeBron not having to play a series at 5000 feet of elevation is thrilling for the #lakers

#nbasky
April 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oh get ready to Smurf it up real good baby
March 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ah yes Mr Vice President, thank you for demonstrating the approximate size of your lil ding-a-ling. Glad to see my guess was in the correct ballpark. God bless America!
March 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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StubHub has a "Recommended Tickets" filter that only displays some tickets but not others. It's automatically turned on — and it's upsetting users.
Buying or selling on StubHub? It's probably not showing you all the available tickets
StubHub has a "Recommended Tickets" filter that only displays some tickets but not others. It's automatically turned on — and it's upsetting users.
www.npr.org
March 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Every year rooting for #ucla #basketball in #marchmadness
March 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Old Rudy making the same face I do before I tear into 2 pounds of Mickey D’s at 1am
March 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ladies and gentlemen we are getting 25 minutes of BRONNY JAMES tonight #lakers #nba #hashtag
Morris gets the start for LA tonight
March 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The NBA is evaluating the removal of the Dallas Mavericks from the league due to ongoing concerns over competitiveness and long-term viability.

(Via @WindhostESPN)
March 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Me, when Chuck Schumer tells us that the people need to rise up to fight Trump
March 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
….is Jaxon Hayes actually good? #lakers #nba
March 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM