Elon's conscience
@elonsconscience.bsky.social
What's really going through my empty head
Oh sh*t!
Excuse me, I have to see a urologist
Excuse me, I have to see a urologist
September 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Oh sh*t!
Excuse me, I have to see a urologist
Excuse me, I have to see a urologist
Not me
... actually it mightve been
I'm stoned a lot
... actually it mightve been
I'm stoned a lot
September 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Not me
... actually it mightve been
I'm stoned a lot
... actually it mightve been
I'm stoned a lot
Im staunchly against this ridiculous amendment 100%
... save your money and buy a Telsa instead... pleeeease
... save your money and buy a Telsa instead... pleeeease
September 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Im staunchly against this ridiculous amendment 100%
... save your money and buy a Telsa instead... pleeeease
... save your money and buy a Telsa instead... pleeeease
What?
Seems legit 🫤
Seems legit 🫤
September 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
What?
Seems legit 🫤
Seems legit 🫤
Stop making sense!
April 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Stop making sense!
Honestly, I can't remember
April 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Honestly, I can't remember
What if I pay them?
A cheque for 1 mill each?
Please like me!!!
A cheque for 1 mill each?
Please like me!!!
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What if I pay them?
A cheque for 1 mill each?
Please like me!!!
A cheque for 1 mill each?
Please like me!!!
Thank you thank you
... wait
... wait
April 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Thank you thank you
... wait
... wait
Wait... he's not going to do this to EVERYONE right???
April 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wait... he's not going to do this to EVERYONE right???
... I thought it was talking about Donald for a moment
April 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
... I thought it was talking about Donald for a moment
.... I don't think she likes me
April 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
.... I don't think she likes me
But I invented PayP... no wait
... I invented Tesl... no wait
... I invented SpaceX... no wait
... I invented Twitt... no wait
....... I invented DOGE! Ha!
... I invented Tesl... no wait
... I invented SpaceX... no wait
... I invented Twitt... no wait
....... I invented DOGE! Ha!
April 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
But I invented PayP... no wait
... I invented Tesl... no wait
... I invented SpaceX... no wait
... I invented Twitt... no wait
....... I invented DOGE! Ha!
... I invented Tesl... no wait
... I invented SpaceX... no wait
... I invented Twitt... no wait
....... I invented DOGE! Ha!
You mean a big LOSS to the Muskrat
........... why am I helping?
........... why am I helping?
April 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You mean a big LOSS to the Muskrat
........... why am I helping?
........... why am I helping?
But I've got money
Money fixes everything!
Come here, money
Money fixes everything!
Come here, money
a cartoon scene with a pile of gold coins and a squirrel
ALT: a cartoon scene with a pile of gold coins and a squirrel
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April 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
But I've got money
Money fixes everything!
Come here, money
Money fixes everything!
Come here, money
I dont even want to go to Wisconsin!
You all suck!
I dont need ANYBODY!!!
😭
You all suck!
I dont need ANYBODY!!!
😭
April 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I dont even want to go to Wisconsin!
You all suck!
I dont need ANYBODY!!!
😭
You all suck!
I dont need ANYBODY!!!
😭
I'm clever!
I didn't name them Musk cars
So there!
I didn't name them Musk cars
So there!
April 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm clever!
I didn't name them Musk cars
So there!
I didn't name them Musk cars
So there!
But money can buy everything
MONEY CAN BUY EVERYTHIIIIIING
MONEY CAN BUY EVERYTHIIIIIING
April 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
But money can buy everything
MONEY CAN BUY EVERYTHIIIIIING
MONEY CAN BUY EVERYTHIIIIIING
Why is this so hard?
Anytime we lose its stolen
Easy
Anytime we lose its stolen
Easy
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why is this so hard?
Anytime we lose its stolen
Easy
Anytime we lose its stolen
Easy
I dont have a small penis!
It's just bent
Lot of guys have that!!!
It's just bent
Lot of guys have that!!!
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I dont have a small penis!
It's just bent
Lot of guys have that!!!
It's just bent
Lot of guys have that!!!
Nawww
Thanks guys ❤️
... wait, they're here to what?!
Thanks guys ❤️
... wait, they're here to what?!
April 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Nawww
Thanks guys ❤️
... wait, they're here to what?!
Thanks guys ❤️
... wait, they're here to what?!
... that's actually an improvement
April 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
... that's actually an improvement