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Elon's conscience
@elonsconscience.bsky.social
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What's really going through my empty head
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Its still plummeting???
But I distanced myself from Donald!!!
#wtf
#muskrat #elonmusk
September 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I bought him the election

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!

#Elonmusk #taco #trump
June 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
What was I doing again...

Oh yeah. F*cking up royal

#muskrat #elon
April 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I wonder what the weather's like in South Africa
Gotta be cooler than here
April 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
......... if I were a cheese, would I be the smelly kind that everyone hates?
a man in a purple shirt making a sad face
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March 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
It's not me!
Fake news, fake news, fake news
March 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
If Tesla dies I won't be able to save SpaceX
Oh crap!
Am I as bad as Donald at making businesses work?
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March 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I wish I knew what I was doing
... on 2nd thought, no, I dont want to know
#muskrat #elonmusk
March 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
Twitter, I mean X, didn't break because I fired the tech experts, it was hit by a cyber attack
... because I fired security experts
#elonmusk #muskrat #Twitter
March 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I wish I could go back to when I wasn't dumb
.... shit, when was that??
#muskrat #elon
March 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I'm not a piece of shit!
... I just work with one
March 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I dont have a messiah complex!
I just want everyone to love and remember me
... forever
March 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
... I should save for a rainy day

#elon #muskrat
March 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
Michael Bays blows stuff up, they give him millions
I blow one thing up and everyone blows up my ass
Dafuq!
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
Wish they'd stop calling us MAGATS. It's sound too much like maggots.

... ohhhhhhh

#muskrat #elon
March 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I am 360 years old

#Trump #elon #muskrat
March 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I'm not a muskrat!
They're smelly semi-aquatic rodents native to Russia that eat their own kind!
...I wear a hat
#elon #muskrat
March 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
god bless Germa...
I mean, South Af...
I mean, America

Third time's a charm!
#elon #elonmusk #done
March 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
It's so obvious now
#Trump #elon
March 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I'M NOT A NAZI!!!
...I'm Nazi adjacent
#elon #nazi
March 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
It's not transplants!
I just regret it naturally by rubbing money on it
#elonmusk
March 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
Shuddup, mom!
You can't tell me what to do anymore.
I'm going to my room!
#Elon #elonmusk
March 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I wonder if Tesla's descendants are pissed at me...
March 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
Life really is like a box of chocolates.
Unless they're foreign chocolates.
Fuq you, Lindt!
March 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
elonsconscience.bsky.social
I dont need friends!!!
I have my money
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March 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM