Elon's Dog Marvin
@elonmusksdog.bsky.social
I love walks, sticks and the occasional dry humping of a leg. My owner gets on my nerves, he's not that bright.
Well this is a bit awkward.
November 23, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Well this is a bit awkward.
Honestly, as if this is God. These parody accounts are so last year.
November 23, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Honestly, as if this is God. These parody accounts are so last year.
But what about me? Can I stay? I never even liked the man.
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 PM
But what about me? Can I stay? I never even liked the man.
I see him everyday. If that is the case...we're fucked.
November 21, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I see him everyday. If that is the case...we're fucked.
His dog isn't though. Just putting that out there.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
His dog isn't though. Just putting that out there.
What does that mean for me?
I get some kind of power yes?
I get some kind of power yes?
November 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM
What does that mean for me?
I get some kind of power yes?
I get some kind of power yes?
I also saw them both kissing in his study when no-one was about.
You didn't hear this from me.
You didn't hear this from me.
November 20, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I also saw them both kissing in his study when no-one was about.
You didn't hear this from me.
You didn't hear this from me.
I just chewed up his favourite SpaceX pyjamas and piss up a pot plant in the kitchen. We can all do our bit.
November 20, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I just chewed up his favourite SpaceX pyjamas and piss up a pot plant in the kitchen. We can all do our bit.
Imagine having to live with him. If he gets water in the night, I see him in his SpaceX pants.
Some things can't be unseen.
Some things can't be unseen.
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Imagine having to live with him. If he gets water in the night, I see him in his SpaceX pants.
Some things can't be unseen.
Some things can't be unseen.
Beans? Spilt? Where? (heads to the kitchen in haste).
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Beans? Spilt? Where? (heads to the kitchen in haste).
No. I have clearly defined boundaries. You have to with him.
November 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
No. I have clearly defined boundaries. You have to with him.