Elon's Dog Marvin
@elonmusksdog.bsky.social
I love walks, sticks and the occasional dry humping of a leg. My owner gets on my nerves, he's not that bright.
Just saw a clip of Elon being a dickhead with that chainsaw.
Had flashbacks to when they got me neutered.
Had flashbacks to when they got me neutered.
March 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Just saw a clip of Elon being a dickhead with that chainsaw.
Had flashbacks to when they got me neutered.
Had flashbacks to when they got me neutered.
I knew that bastard was looking to replace me.
February 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I knew that bastard was looking to replace me.
Elon just stroked my head and asked "Who's a good boy?"
I so wish I had the ability to speak, just so I could say "Well it's not you, ya freaky looking ballbag".
I so wish I had the ability to speak, just so I could say "Well it's not you, ya freaky looking ballbag".
December 5, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Elon just stroked my head and asked "Who's a good boy?"
I so wish I had the ability to speak, just so I could say "Well it's not you, ya freaky looking ballbag".
I so wish I had the ability to speak, just so I could say "Well it's not you, ya freaky looking ballbag".
Elon thinks TuPac Shakur is a Jewish holiday. Pass it on.
December 4, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Elon thinks TuPac Shakur is a Jewish holiday. Pass it on.
Just saw Elon try to pull a door that had 'PUSH' clearly written on it.
Even I could work that out, and I'm a dog.
He's such a bellend.
Even I could work that out, and I'm a dog.
He's such a bellend.
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Just saw Elon try to pull a door that had 'PUSH' clearly written on it.
Even I could work that out, and I'm a dog.
He's such a bellend.
Even I could work that out, and I'm a dog.
He's such a bellend.
Elon wants me to call his new best friend 'Uncle Donald'.
I'd rather eat a cats arse.
I'd rather eat a cats arse.
November 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Elon wants me to call his new best friend 'Uncle Donald'.
I'd rather eat a cats arse.
I'd rather eat a cats arse.
I wish Elon would stop prancing around the house in his SpaceX jimjams singing about his friend Donald. It's soooo cringe.
November 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I wish Elon would stop prancing around the house in his SpaceX jimjams singing about his friend Donald. It's soooo cringe.
Morning all, Did you know that Donald Trump is an anagram of Old Dump Rant and Adult MD Porn?
Well you do now.
Well you do now.
November 23, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Morning all, Did you know that Donald Trump is an anagram of Old Dump Rant and Adult MD Porn?
Well you do now.
Well you do now.
I'm getting lots of cat pictures on my feed.
I think BlueSky might be fucking with me.
I think BlueSky might be fucking with me.
November 23, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I'm getting lots of cat pictures on my feed.
I think BlueSky might be fucking with me.
I think BlueSky might be fucking with me.
I was in the room when Elon picked the name 'SpaceX'.
He said he chose it because it sounded the same as 'Space Sex'.
He's a grown man, it's pathetic.
He said he chose it because it sounded the same as 'Space Sex'.
He's a grown man, it's pathetic.
November 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I was in the room when Elon picked the name 'SpaceX'.
He said he chose it because it sounded the same as 'Space Sex'.
He's a grown man, it's pathetic.
He said he chose it because it sounded the same as 'Space Sex'.
He's a grown man, it's pathetic.
Sometimes, when Elon isn't looking, I give my arse and balls a vigorous clean, and then I go lick his face.
Small victories.
Small victories.
November 22, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Sometimes, when Elon isn't looking, I give my arse and balls a vigorous clean, and then I go lick his face.
Small victories.
Small victories.
Morning all,
I just watched Elon struggle to open a pack of ham. It took him way longer than it should have done. He has very weak thumbs.
Pass it on.
I just watched Elon struggle to open a pack of ham. It took him way longer than it should have done. He has very weak thumbs.
Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Morning all,
I just watched Elon struggle to open a pack of ham. It took him way longer than it should have done. He has very weak thumbs.
Pass it on.
I just watched Elon struggle to open a pack of ham. It took him way longer than it should have done. He has very weak thumbs.
Pass it on.
Elon was very excitable this morning. He said he was going to watch his rocket go off with uncle Donald.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
November 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Elon was very excitable this morning. He said he was going to watch his rocket go off with uncle Donald.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
I'm gonna be in sooo much trouble if he finds me on here.
November 20, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I'm gonna be in sooo much trouble if he finds me on here.