Arielle Lalande
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Arielle Lalande
@ellycelly.bsky.social
sometimes the Greta Gerwig of hockey. film school survivor. opinions my own and very good all the time. words @offsidenewsco.bsky.social @canucksarmy.bsky.social @thebeaverton.com. she/her. // 💌 ariellemlalande@gmail.com
Happy to be back covering the Canucks and being very silly about it along the way!

Here’s an out of context excerpt from my first column back:
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
…that garlic dipping sauce does slap though. my latest very serious piece for the beaverton is live ⬇️
August 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hi, I wrote about movies and hockey. Likely place for me to be.

Check out my full Stanley Cup finalist Letterboxd report cards if you’re so inclined!
July 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sirens drafted 18.75% of all picks at this year’s #PWHL draft.
June 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
in some very cool news, my first article with The Beaverton is live now! tell me it’s good and even if you don’t think it is can you tell me anyways thanks
May 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
P.S. Sammy Blais is still very much doing his thing in Abbotsford.
May 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My final 3 #Canucks Stars of this season, and my thoughts on the idea that more Hughes’ could fix the team.
April 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ahead of #Canucks  puck drop, I’m back with a lengthy column about how we got to where the team is now. Where else will you get Dante references in your hockey columns? Where else will I get to use my classics education?
March 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Had the pleasure of being on Stanchies duty last night! Here’s a summary of both the game and my article:
March 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No one man should have all that power
November 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM
This #Canucks column has EVERYTHING. Relentlessly talking about a Miley Cyrus song from 15 years ago. Bad knee puns. Getting upset over Brock Boeser. Getting on my soapbox about how much a hockey team can affect your life. A Mats Sundin mention? Grouse Grind feature?
November 24, 2024 at 6:39 AM