Elly Bangs
@ellybangs.bsky.social
Author of the apocalyptic cyberpunk novel UNITY, available in bookstores and libraries near you. Short fiction and more at elbangs.com. Queer and trans. Loneliness elemental. (She/her)
- Spend decades studying the philosophies and practices of the great human striving toward equity and justice
- Nation around you descends into fascism
- Nation around you descends into fascism
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
- Spend decades studying the philosophies and practices of the great human striving toward equity and justice
- Nation around you descends into fascism
- Nation around you descends into fascism
- Spend decades slowly reducing your carbon footprint
- Everybody else eagerly decides to begin offloading their cognition to the coal-fired plagiarism machine
- Everybody else eagerly decides to begin offloading their cognition to the coal-fired plagiarism machine
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
- Spend decades slowly reducing your carbon footprint
- Everybody else eagerly decides to begin offloading their cognition to the coal-fired plagiarism machine
- Everybody else eagerly decides to begin offloading their cognition to the coal-fired plagiarism machine
- Spend decades learning how to be considerate of other people's needs and wellbeing
- It takes society ~18 months to decide everyone spreading covid-19 to everyone else constantly is actually fine if the alternative is any inconvenience whatsoever
- It takes society ~18 months to decide everyone spreading covid-19 to everyone else constantly is actually fine if the alternative is any inconvenience whatsoever
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
- Spend decades learning how to be considerate of other people's needs and wellbeing
- It takes society ~18 months to decide everyone spreading covid-19 to everyone else constantly is actually fine if the alternative is any inconvenience whatsoever
- It takes society ~18 months to decide everyone spreading covid-19 to everyone else constantly is actually fine if the alternative is any inconvenience whatsoever
The most CEO guy ever to CEO.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The most CEO guy ever to CEO.
Physical exercise would like you to know that you can have it all, its empire of dirt.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Physical exercise would like you to know that you can have it all, its empire of dirt.
I think Cave Johnson probably loved radiation, or at least disdained anyone who feared it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I think Cave Johnson probably loved radiation, or at least disdained anyone who feared it.
Oh, CAVE Johnson. Absolutely.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Oh, CAVE Johnson. Absolutely.
Does he like radiation?
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Does he like radiation?
I hope this groan is only caused by a little pain, and not a major pain, which is beyond the scope of the proverb above.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I hope this groan is only caused by a little pain, and not a major pain, which is beyond the scope of the proverb above.