McLean County Republican Party turns its outrage on dish soap company after local Influencer of Infinite Outrage Diane Benjamin mistakenly identifies two ducks in their commercial being in a same sex relationship.

Since we're making fake movie posters now...

Congratulations to Bloomington Mayor Brady on his tireless outreach efforts to appeal to all voters! Your coddling of violent fascists
has really paid off.

Former President Lincoln's press office issued a surprise statement today in response to local Republican's claims that "LinCoLN wUz a rEpUbLiCuN juSt liKe mEh"

"Yeah, I ended enslavement and held the country together so Greg from the HOA could yell about immigrants at the school board meeting.

MAGA dumbasses when asked to respond to Gov Pritzker’s opposition to fascist authoritarianism: hAhA hE fat

Local lawyer/failed candidate/white supremacist Chuck Ericsson celebrates Juneteenth by demanding thanks for the TRUE reason for the season: White Republican Men.

McLean County Republicans announce they have completed their move to their new HQ.

Senator Joni Ernst (R)-IA offers words of comfort to the millions about to lose Medicaid benefits.

Flow chart for McGOP social media:

McGOP: We’re are a classy and professional organization. We demand to be taken seriously and it hurts our feelings when you call us fascist.

Also McGOP:

Bloomington residents discover the one event Dan Brady won't show up to.