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ell jay vee
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Anger about cladistics is part of my personal brand.

Yinzer. Queer. Probably thinking about systems theory.
It is downright odd how often he is left undefended. in theory he is a player you would want someone on. and yet
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Even though I hit "end" immediately, I have gotten callbacks from friends & my spouse concerned about missed calls and worried I need something urgent. It's so stupid. If you're going to add a call option, why THERE right where the End Interaction interface is??
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
yeah it took my rook like 6 months to stop freaking out about the clicker. why was it so mad? i don't know, it's otherwise been my least troublesome piercing ever. this was the only time in 20 years it was ever mad at me.
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
yeah, this is why i replaced basically everything with clicker hoops bc at least those are manageable and i don't need to involve pliers/a second human

but i do especially miss my rook barbells. the hoop just isn't the same.
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the whole house has been sick for 2 days and the cats are DELIGHTED
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
[shrieking noises]
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Reposted by ell jay vee
You work here long enough you move past the fear that comes from understanding the frailty of human life and replace it with taking joy in the small things that make life worth living.
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
it is genuinely the weirdest thing.
September 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Sentinel gave fandom so much, completely unintentionally and via the weirdest possible set of fanon. Only Star Trek has done more.
September 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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He is purposefully seeking a regime in which he can do and say anything to anyone and nobody is allowed to hold him accountable, either in the courts or by writing about it in any place.

This is what he is trying to do.
September 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Reposted by ell jay vee
And I need to remind you that in E. Jean Carroll’s defamation case against Trump, he appealed—and is planning to appeal to SCOTUS—that he should not be subject to civil damages because of presidential immunity.
September 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM