Wait--that would mean the Trump administration is inconsistent and hypocritical. How is that even possible?

We already knew the politics is show business for ugly people. It's natural, then, that someone would approach "political journalism" as tabloid gossip, albeit in a fancy prose style.

3. "Applaud" his signing the Epstein File bill, and look forward to how its lack of redactions will prove Trump innocent of all wrongdoing.
4. "Celebrate" his ending the war in Ukraine (w/ photos) and the genocide in Gaza (ditto).
5. "Thank" him for returning us to 2008, when gas was $2/gal.

2/2

The press should invite every Republican to defend this.

Yes, and put them altogether and they spell MAGA: the greedy advance malevolant policies and actions for gain, and they attract the not-particularly-greedy who are in it for the malevolance itself.

And it's coming from inside the house!

Well, wait. Some of them aren't morons. They're evil.

Who's going to tell her about slavery?

Jazzed? (shrug) Mezza-mezza.

Great work, as usual.

But..."heck"?

This is truly delusional. He might as well have declared his intention to reverse the law of gravity. What--literally, not rhetorically--does this demented fool have to say or do to convince those in power that he cannot remain in office?