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this is the future liberals want
ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social @ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social · 13d
emotional support hot dog on the train
A medium size white dog wearing a hot dog harness riding the light rail. An “emotional support” tag is attached to the hot dog. A closer photo of the “emotional support” tag on the hot dog harness.
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social
emotional support hot dog on the train
A medium size white dog wearing a hot dog harness riding the light rail. An “emotional support” tag is attached to the hot dog. A closer photo of the “emotional support” tag on the hot dog harness.
December 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social
Heated Rivalry (2025)
zephyrsky.bsky.social 🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 22d
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers We are aware of the inappropriate comment made during last night's radio broadcast in the TV timeout of the Flyers-Sabres game. These remarks do not reflect the standards of conduct or values we expect from anyone associated with our organization. Effectively immediately, the Flyers, along with our radio partners, 97.5 The Fanatic, have issued a two-game suspension while we address this matter with all parties involved. We take this matter very seriously, and sincerely apologize to our listeners, fans and all those affected by these comments. Freedom @Edge2Zegras • 12h Is anyone else listening to the Flyers' game on radio and heard what just happened during the break? msdr @mdelrossi • 12h What happened? Freedom @Edge2Zegras They didn't cut to commercial so the commentators were still live on air. Tim goes "while you're down there would you mind blowing me?" Fridge responded "I think we're still on the air" followed by dead silence Imfao 9:46 PM • 12/18/25 • 137 Views
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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garrykerls.bsky.social
WTF!? i sold my penis for barely $30,000 this is actually bullshit
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23d
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social
I knew this would hold up well
ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social @ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social · Nov 8
I have been waiting all week for this
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social
Seattle right now
George Costantza with the caption “I gotta focus, I’m shifting into soup mode” but “soup” has been crossed out and replaced with “socialism”
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social
Seattle right now
George Costantza with the caption “I gotta focus, I’m shifting into soup mode” but “soup” has been crossed out and replaced with “socialism”
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ellisjohnsonmd.bsky.social
I have been waiting all week for this
The “call the ambulance! but not for me” meme. Bruce Harrell’s campaign logo is over a person holding a knife threatening someone with the caption “call the ambulance.” In the next image the threatened person has the Katie Wilson for Mayor logo over him, and is upright holding a ballot instead of a gun. The caption reads “but not for me!”
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM