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Ben Ellis
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Can you walk 57km?

You don't have to. Spend £10 to avoid this arduous, pointless task.

My mate Stuart, who lost his sight a couple of years ago, is walking from Eastbourne to Brighton via the Seven Sisters and The South Downs.

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Stu's South Coast Ultra Challenge
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July 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A spec ad for today's Word Monger newsletter.

I used a non-billionaire's site to pick on a billionaire. Not even SpaceX punches up this far.

Monthly copywriting newsletter >> www.ellis-copywriting.co.uk/newsletter.php

#copywriting #copywriters #ad #elonmusk #musk #elon
February 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
TIL that Busman’s Holiday is a bona fide phrase and not just an 80’s game show.

My wife thought I was joking that I’d never heard it before. When has anyone said busman instead of bus driver?

I’m questioning everything.

Except the quiz show, it makes more sense now.
February 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gemini writing its own Pulp Fiction fanfic.
February 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The only acceptable name change.
February 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
‘Healthineers’ 🤢🤮
January 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
As soon as you close a program because you're being a responsible computer user and sensitive to those poor old silicon chips gasping for air like they're on 50 Marlboro red's a day - you can guarantee you'll need to open it up again within 10 minutes.
January 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I did a spec ad in response to Stuart Rose's comments about remote working.
January 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
How Many Copywriters Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

This may or may not be a copywriting article dressed up as a luke warm defence of my total lack of rudimentary DIY skills, and what happens when I go shopping for things without my glasses.

medium.com/@ben-ellis/h...

#copywriting
How Many Copywriters Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Recently, our oven light broke so I thought, ‘I can fix that’.
medium.com
January 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
'Get paid to keep fit' - Promote the benefits, not the features.

Love a bit of under-the-radar copywriting, although trademarking it may be taking it a step* too far.

*pun intended.
January 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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A spec ad for Pizza Express this winter morn.
December 17, 2024 at 8:29 AM
A spec ad for Pizza Express this winter morn.
December 17, 2024 at 8:29 AM
A spec ad for Subway cashing in on some bizarre news story from yesterday.

Not to self: Don't search for food images whilst hungry.
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 PM
A spec ad whilst waiting for a decking guy to come over.

My old one is too slippery.

#adidas #puma #cucurella
December 11, 2024 at 11:10 AM
After being cancelled, he was told he'd go to a better place. But I'm not so sure 🚁
December 9, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Does anyone know any agencies or companies that specialise in testing things for visually impaired users?

Asking for a visually impaired person who is looking for work.
November 26, 2024 at 11:13 AM
There's a new LLM feature on Word Monger - LAIzy Language Models.

It's the logical conclusion of all this **waves arms about**

Get off the fence here anf subscribe to this copywriting newsletter - www.ellis-copywriting.co.uk/newsletter.php

Next issue walks the runway tomorrow.
November 25, 2024 at 12:00 PM
LLM's (LAIzy Language Models)

Tomorrow's influencers will be himbro's powered, and styled, by AI. We've scoured the internet for AI's and questionable fashion choices to get a random opinion on the copywriting world.

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November 21, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I've written a post - '9 Practical Checks for a New Business or Product Name'.

Read here ➡️ www.procopywriters.co.uk/2024/11/9-pr...

I used AI (Flux1) to create this image to highlight brand names that wouldn't travel well.

Obviously, Shito would do gangbusters in the UK.

#naming #copywriting
November 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Ben Ellis
Editors! If you're tired of posting pitch calls across platforms, I don't blame you. Save some time and share your pitch calls with me and my newsletter subscribers by emailing kaitlyn.arford@gmail.com or by tagging me on pitch calls.

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November 15, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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cartoon of the day
November 15, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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One week in to the Trump Presidency
November 14, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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I've written about my journey from Twitter to Bluesky, and how you can do the same...

...hang on!

medium.com/@ben-ellis/w...
Why Switch from Twitter/X to Bluesky?
Twitter is a fucking ball-ache.
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September 20, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I first noticed these signs in Costa Coffee last year, when my wife said I was 'Simple & Smooth'.

I told her she was 'Short & Frothy'.

She said that's not an option.

So much for thinking creatively on your feet.

You can't beat aliteration, these coffee signs in Costa are spot on.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I'm on video (but mute) during a webinar, zoned out browsed the internet, starting laughing at a video as someone was critiquing someone else on the webinar.

I've just left.
November 5, 2024 at 9:49 PM