Elliott Smith
@elliottsmithblesky.bsky.social
Bad, bad, baaaad, worse…
Pinned
Why has nobody pointed out to Trump’s imploding fat-fuck piggy face that jacking someone else’s ship is about the most Somalian shit you can do…?
Guardian getting carried away with Grok…
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint a nude Mona Lisa? I may have just solved this centuries-old mystery
It is one of the most tantalising – and entertaining – puzzles in art, stretching from the Louvre to the Loire via, well, Norfolk. And our critic thinks he has just worked it out
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Guardian getting carried away with Grok…
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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…with the caveat that we will NEVER be JD Vance.
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
…with the caveat that we will NEVER be JD Vance.
…with the caveat that we will NEVER be JD Vance.
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
…with the caveat that we will NEVER be JD Vance.
Just waiting on Stephen Miller to stipulate that the UK installs Tommy Robinson as Supreme Leader, or face abduction/invasion/forced ingestion of GM beef.
You knows it ain’t as crazy as it ought to be…
You knows it ain’t as crazy as it ought to be…
a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars
ALT: a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Just waiting on Stephen Miller to stipulate that the UK installs Tommy Robinson as Supreme Leader, or face abduction/invasion/forced ingestion of GM beef.
You knows it ain’t as crazy as it ought to be…
You knows it ain’t as crazy as it ought to be…
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NEW: Jack Smith will testify publicly before the House Judiciary Committee later this month. Smith has pressing them for this — in a public forum.
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
NEW: Jack Smith will testify publicly before the House Judiciary Committee later this month. Smith has pressing them for this — in a public forum.
Who could be discouraged at this point, as James Dean Bradfield meets Phil Mitchell, to determine the future military security of Europe…?
December 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Who could be discouraged at this point, as James Dean Bradfield meets Phil Mitchell, to determine the future military security of Europe…?
Utd taking the spirit of giving to heart this Christmas, by actually BEING the gift that keeps on giving.
Maybe they realise only God can help them. Perhaps he’ll let them put his name on a shirt and sell it in China.
[angel chorus sounds]
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Maybe they realise only God can help them. Perhaps he’ll let them put his name on a shirt and sell it in China.
[angel chorus sounds]
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Amorim challenges Manchester United to ‘step up’ after Bruno Fernandes injury
The head coach said: ‘It’s impossible to replace Bruno … we need more leaders’ before Manchester United host Newcastle in the Premier League on Boxing Day
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Utd taking the spirit of giving to heart this Christmas, by actually BEING the gift that keeps on giving.
Maybe they realise only God can help them. Perhaps he’ll let them put his name on a shirt and sell it in China.
[angel chorus sounds]
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Maybe they realise only God can help them. Perhaps he’ll let them put his name on a shirt and sell it in China.
[angel chorus sounds]
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
The genius of Farage is to have targeted the precise demographic that won’t care that he scams them both politically and financially. It’s like the Trump base who just don’t care that he’s Putin’s POTUS of choice. Cult. Cult. Cult.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage criticised for £400,000 job promoting physical gold as pension investment
Exclusive: Reform leader promotes Direct Bullion – but experts say commodity is not for everyday investors
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The genius of Farage is to have targeted the precise demographic that won’t care that he scams them both politically and financially. It’s like the Trump base who just don’t care that he’s Putin’s POTUS of choice. Cult. Cult. Cult.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Scott Beasant. Why not entrust the world’s largest economy to a man who can neither comb his own hair, nor mobilise his own face…?
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Scott Beasant. Why not entrust the world’s largest economy to a man who can neither comb his own hair, nor mobilise his own face…?
Dismal.
Ailing PM whose only hard credentials are as a Human Rights lawyer, bends even further to the right. Because that’s been playing out so well for him…
If you can’t make the argument for what you know is right, why are you in this position?
Execrable filth.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Ailing PM whose only hard credentials are as a Human Rights lawyer, bends even further to the right. Because that’s been playing out so well for him…
If you can’t make the argument for what you know is right, why are you in this position?
Execrable filth.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Starmer urges Europe’s leaders to curb ECHR to halt rise of far right
Exclusive: PM calls for members of European convention on human rights to allow tougher action to protect borders
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dismal.
Ailing PM whose only hard credentials are as a Human Rights lawyer, bends even further to the right. Because that’s been playing out so well for him…
If you can’t make the argument for what you know is right, why are you in this position?
Execrable filth.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Ailing PM whose only hard credentials are as a Human Rights lawyer, bends even further to the right. Because that’s been playing out so well for him…
If you can’t make the argument for what you know is right, why are you in this position?
Execrable filth.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
For shame…
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Starmer urges Europe’s leaders to curb ECHR to halt rise of far right
Exclusive: PM calls for members of European convention on human rights to allow tougher action to protect borders
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
For shame…
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Imagining this kind of thing runs the risk of taking England football back to the fist-pumping lion-heart mythology that had us fielding Adams/Terry, while other nations understood technical merits counted.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Declan Rice cranks up volume to show he is Europe’s best player right now | Nick Ames
The driving force behind the continent’s standout team resembled four players in one as Arsenal put their old nemesis Bayern Munich to the sword
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Imagining this kind of thing runs the risk of taking England football back to the fist-pumping lion-heart mythology that had us fielding Adams/Terry, while other nations understood technical merits counted.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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More ‘accusations’ of what people are knowingly doing. It’s just not the right word.
Albanian PM accuses Mahmood of 'ethnic stereotyping' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Albanian PM accuses Mahmood of 'ethnic stereotyping' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Albanian PM accuses Mahmood of 'ethnic stereotyping'
The home secretary told MPs on Monday around 700 Albanian families were "living in taxpayer-funded accommodation having failed their asylum claims".
www.bbc.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
More ‘accusations’ of what people are knowingly doing. It’s just not the right word.
Albanian PM accuses Mahmood of 'ethnic stereotyping' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Albanian PM accuses Mahmood of 'ethnic stereotyping' www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is nuts. This is Farage’s appeal. He is a racist. Am I missing something…?
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
‘Deeply shocking’: Nigel Farage faces fresh claims of racism and antisemitism at school
Bafta-winning director among contemporaries urging contrition and apology from Reform UK leader, who denies the allegations
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is nuts. This is Farage’s appeal. He is a racist. Am I missing something…?
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
Farage was never going to let Shabana Mahmood steal his chunder…
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
‘Deeply shocking’: Nigel Farage faces fresh claims of racism and antisemitism at school
Bafta-winning director among contemporaries urging contrition and apology from Reform UK leader, who denies the allegations
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Farage was never going to let Shabana Mahmood steal his chunder…
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
Thought the DM had found Jesus. Silly me…
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Thought the DM had found Jesus. Silly me…
It’s almost as if he deliberately said that stupid shit to appeal to people who think it already. (This is the most tragic focus-grouped-people-hated-me-even-more-when-I-was-just-a-property-crime-facilitator idiocy, that there is.)
I have to meet Jenrick simps.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I have to meet Jenrick simps.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘Incendiary, inaccurate, careless’: Handsworth locals reject Jenrick’s race claims
Businesspeople and residents say senior Tory’s ‘no white faces’ claim is divisive and plain wrong – and the Birmingham neighbourhood is thriving
www.theguardian.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s almost as if he deliberately said that stupid shit to appeal to people who think it already. (This is the most tragic focus-grouped-people-hated-me-even-more-when-I-was-just-a-property-crime-facilitator idiocy, that there is.)
I have to meet Jenrick simps.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I have to meet Jenrick simps.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
In the Twat-topia of 2025, this is what a leadership bid looks like…
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham
Shadow justice secretary criticised for suggesting he could tell how integrated Handsworth was based on short visit
www.theguardian.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In the Twat-topia of 2025, this is what a leadership bid looks like…
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Labour’s answer to Priti Patel Patelling uglyly.
Who’s going to be the Braverman-a-like…?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Who’s going to be the Braverman-a-like…?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Shabana Mahmood accuses asylum seekers of making ‘vexatious, last-minute claims’
Home Office says it will review modern slavery laws to save PM’s ‘one in, one out’ returns deal with France
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Labour’s answer to Priti Patel Patelling uglyly.
Who’s going to be the Braverman-a-like…?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Who’s going to be the Braverman-a-like…?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Jeremy Doku got baptised the other day, because when that happens, ‘your old nature, your old sinful nature, dies and you start living with God.’
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September 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Jeremy Doku got baptised the other day, because when that happens, ‘your old nature, your old sinful nature, dies and you start living with God.’
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