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Elliot River
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big into clownin
at your mom's
Angstrom Levy, you a mother fucking bitch
March 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Wisconsin Residents spread the Word please on behalf of the Trans community. Xoxo
March 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ballszall
February 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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What MAGA meant all along…
February 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I really want to be able to sleep without relentless nightmares and night sweats
It's destroying my mental health
February 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ihatesnowihatesnowihatesnowihatesnowihatesnowihatesnow
February 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Honoring the police before the Super Bowl that’s being attended by the guy who pardoned 1600 people who attacked, beat, and overran police is peak irony.
February 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ate too much pineapple and now my gums are stinging 🥲
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Percy cuddling Lady got me in tears 😭
February 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
gotta big ol gay crush on Hasan Piker
January 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Painted this little gentleman
January 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Keep hearing people say “2020s America is becoming 1930s Germany.”

Ok but 1930s Hitler sent his lawyers to USA to learn how U.S. Govt enforced Jim Crow laws & reported back that the American system is too extreme—even for Nazis.😳

Fact is 2020s USA is becoming 1920s USA—It’s what MAGA always meant.
January 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Stop walking on babies.
Don't Walk on Babies
YouTube video by Jolly's Rants
youtu.be
January 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Big Companies in 2020: "We are committed to learning & growing. Here is our plan to support diversity and inclusion in our company."

The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" *Tosses diversity plan and staff out*
January 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Watching the last episode of chuckle sandwich
Rip
January 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Having trouble sleeping?

Watch this and don’t think about the news for 17 minutes so you can reset your brain:

Ranking BIRDS
youtu.be/2oNb_jJynsE
Ranking BIRDS
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
youtu.be
January 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I want every single trans person to read this document. It is important to understand what we are fighting against and the shamelessness of their hatred. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism And Restoring Biological Truth To The Federal Government – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 7301 of title 5, United
www.whitehouse.gov
January 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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There needs to be more public shaming of people who take two (2) bites of a dessert and say they are too full to finish it
January 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
YEEEEEE
January 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Auditioned for Clue tonight and had an epic voice crack on the last word of my monologue 😅
January 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
DGD!!!!!!!!!
January 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM