Elliot Bunny Bunnerton
@elliotthebunny.bsky.social
Bunny Boy🦖Dryer Fresh🦖2% Creepy🦖Chuck E Cheese Obsessed🦖80's Kid🦖Former Secret Rockstar🦖Musician🦖Tech Leader By Day🦖Ace🦖🔞DNI
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"See, I told ya I'd save ya the last slice, Elliot!" 🎨 @orlandofox.bsky.social
Confession: I only like FNAF because I think the animatronics are cute and look AWESOME. I tried playing the first game when it came out and it was so boring I gave up D: I've never played any of the follow ups. I did, however, love the first movie. Anyone else just think they're cute?
freddy bear bonnie and chica from five nights at freddy 's look at the camera
ALT: freddy bear bonnie and chica from five nights at freddy 's look at the camera
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December 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Confession: I only like FNAF because I think the animatronics are cute and look AWESOME. I tried playing the first game when it came out and it was so boring I gave up D: I've never played any of the follow ups. I did, however, love the first movie. Anyone else just think they're cute?
i'm so excited for tomorrow. SO tomorrow, i'll be replacing all my exterior door weather stripping AND the door sweeps AND adjusting the strike plates ANNNND ADJUSTING THE HINGES OH GOSH HECK YEAH. i'm not sure i'll be able to sleep tonight. *cries*
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i'm so excited for tomorrow. SO tomorrow, i'll be replacing all my exterior door weather stripping AND the door sweeps AND adjusting the strike plates ANNNND ADJUSTING THE HINGES OH GOSH HECK YEAH. i'm not sure i'll be able to sleep tonight. *cries*
I made banana bread :3 :3 I ATE BANANA BREAD :D :D
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I made banana bread :3 :3 I ATE BANANA BREAD :D :D
had to make my own tarter sauce for my fishsticks from mayo, relish, and ranch dressing. whew. HECKIN CRISIS AVERTED. *SWEATS*
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
had to make my own tarter sauce for my fishsticks from mayo, relish, and ranch dressing. whew. HECKIN CRISIS AVERTED. *SWEATS*
i woke up at 9am, had my coffee, all super bunny fluffy like IM GONNA TAKE ON THE DAY YES WATCH ME and i sat down at my computer to check emails and uh now it's 5pm. still in my bluey jammies. have had no food. haven't even gotten up to the bathroom. WHERE DID IT GO. i dont know. did i not need to?
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i woke up at 9am, had my coffee, all super bunny fluffy like IM GONNA TAKE ON THE DAY YES WATCH ME and i sat down at my computer to check emails and uh now it's 5pm. still in my bluey jammies. have had no food. haven't even gotten up to the bathroom. WHERE DID IT GO. i dont know. did i not need to?
I HAD A CHEESE BREAD BOWL :D :D and some gross fried pizza bites! And a beer!! and i saw figment and some people and i didn't see anyone barf in front of me because i woulda heckin turbo SPEWED if i saw that
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I HAD A CHEESE BREAD BOWL :D :D and some gross fried pizza bites! And a beer!! and i saw figment and some people and i didn't see anyone barf in front of me because i woulda heckin turbo SPEWED if i saw that
the perfect man does exist
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the perfect man does exist
👋 i think I'll go to epcot :D :D
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
👋 i think I'll go to epcot :D :D
THEY'RE DIGGING THE POOL THEY'RE DIGGING THE POOL THEY'RE DIGGING THE POOOOOOOOL :D :D
a cartoon of a red dog with a worm in its mouth
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December 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
THEY'RE DIGGING THE POOL THEY'RE DIGGING THE POOL THEY'RE DIGGING THE POOOOOOOOL :D :D
today at work someone messaged me and said "hey elliot, you're taking vacation during christmas right? do you think you could use some of that time to finish X part of a project for me since it'll be quiet?"
it will be quiet because i'll be on VACATION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WTF D:<
it will be quiet because i'll be on VACATION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WTF D:<
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
today at work someone messaged me and said "hey elliot, you're taking vacation during christmas right? do you think you could use some of that time to finish X part of a project for me since it'll be quiet?"
it will be quiet because i'll be on VACATION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WTF D:<
it will be quiet because i'll be on VACATION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WTF D:<
i wear lady pants :3
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i wear lady pants :3
so don't be tellin' nobody but i still got my halloween pumpkins yessir i do
December 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
so don't be tellin' nobody but i still got my halloween pumpkins yessir i do
and the final required work team game has finished for the year. we had to play xmas bingo. no more pretending to be festive or pretending that i enjoy playing virtual team building games! :D :D
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
and the final required work team game has finished for the year. we had to play xmas bingo. no more pretending to be festive or pretending that i enjoy playing virtual team building games! :D :D
just need to get through one more week and i'm off for the rest of the year! :D :D anyone else taking the rest of the year off as well? do you have anything planned? i'm doing NOTHING. sweet nothing. emptiness. alone. cold, unfeeling isolation. *slides away into a dark shadow*
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
just need to get through one more week and i'm off for the rest of the year! :D :D anyone else taking the rest of the year off as well? do you have anything planned? i'm doing NOTHING. sweet nothing. emptiness. alone. cold, unfeeling isolation. *slides away into a dark shadow*
I'M OUT OF SAUSAGE BREAKFAST BISCUITS D:< *BECOMES A GREMLIN*
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'M OUT OF SAUSAGE BREAKFAST BISCUITS D:< *BECOMES A GREMLIN*
and just submitted my final self evaluation for the year. i gave myself 5 stars. exceeds expectations. rockstar. the smartest bunny alive. routinely dusts shelves and drains the hot water tank annually. smells excellent. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
and just submitted my final self evaluation for the year. i gave myself 5 stars. exceeds expectations. rockstar. the smartest bunny alive. routinely dusts shelves and drains the hot water tank annually. smells excellent. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
in tech, you know you own some seriously complex stuff that no one understands when even after years of "lunch and learns", shared documentation, and countless presentations simplified to "explain it like i'm 5", you have the same people asking you the same questions you've answered a million times.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
in tech, you know you own some seriously complex stuff that no one understands when even after years of "lunch and learns", shared documentation, and countless presentations simplified to "explain it like i'm 5", you have the same people asking you the same questions you've answered a million times.
my workplace should allow me to have an emotional support fursuiter stay with me all day. they would hold my hand from meeting to meeting and let me lean up against them when i'm anxious and exhausted. when i'm overwhelmed, they'll cuddle me & cover my eyes with their big paws telling me it'll be OK
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
my workplace should allow me to have an emotional support fursuiter stay with me all day. they would hold my hand from meeting to meeting and let me lean up against them when i'm anxious and exhausted. when i'm overwhelmed, they'll cuddle me & cover my eyes with their big paws telling me it'll be OK
had to reschedule a meeting today and in the 20 seconds that time slot was open, someone sent me a meeting request for that one single opening in my calendar before I could finish submitting the appointment I actually needed for that time. at least there's only 47 meetings on my calendar this week.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
had to reschedule a meeting today and in the 20 seconds that time slot was open, someone sent me a meeting request for that one single opening in my calendar before I could finish submitting the appointment I actually needed for that time. at least there's only 47 meetings on my calendar this week.
/FRANTIC LICKING/ 🍦mint chocolate chip c: im pretty good at licking since I've been practicing my whole life.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
/FRANTIC LICKING/ 🍦mint chocolate chip c: im pretty good at licking since I've been practicing my whole life.
i got the big fnaf 2 stage popcorn bucket! :D HOORAY! i'm going to put popcorn in it!! NOTHING ELSE D:<
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i got the big fnaf 2 stage popcorn bucket! :D HOORAY! i'm going to put popcorn in it!! NOTHING ELSE D:<
pretty bummed that kroger is leaving florida because now i can't buy all my junk food online anymore :( i'm too embarrassed to buy these things in person. i dont want people to know i eat chef boyardees directly from the can while sitting in the dark in nothing but my underwear. i just dont. OK? ok.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
pretty bummed that kroger is leaving florida because now i can't buy all my junk food online anymore :( i'm too embarrassed to buy these things in person. i dont want people to know i eat chef boyardees directly from the can while sitting in the dark in nothing but my underwear. i just dont. OK? ok.
home depot: "your delivery window is 8am to 8pm. we'll show up during this ridiculously wide 12 hour window the moment you sit on the toilet. bye!" D:
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
home depot: "your delivery window is 8am to 8pm. we'll show up during this ridiculously wide 12 hour window the moment you sit on the toilet. bye!" D:
i'm going to spend the evening commenting on all my friend's MFF posts asking who's there by leaving a response that let's them know i'm *not* there. they'll never expect it. they'll be like "ELLIOT YOU SILLY GOOSE i asked if you're here! so you shouldn't answer! that is HILARIOUS oh my goodness :D"
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i'm going to spend the evening commenting on all my friend's MFF posts asking who's there by leaving a response that let's them know i'm *not* there. they'll never expect it. they'll be like "ELLIOT YOU SILLY GOOSE i asked if you're here! so you shouldn't answer! that is HILARIOUS oh my goodness :D"