Elliot Bunny Bunnerton
@elliotthebunny.bsky.social
Bunny Boy🦖Dryer Fresh🦖2% Creepy🦖Kidcore🦖Chuck E Cheese Obsessed🦖80's Kid🦖Former Secret Rockstar🦖Musician🦖Tech Leader By Day🦖Ace🦖🦖🔞DNI
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"See, I told ya I'd save ya the last slice, Elliot!" 🎨 @orlandofox.bsky.social
About to go to CEC to see this CUTE NERD GOSH 🐭❤️❤️❤️
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
About to go to CEC to see this CUTE NERD GOSH 🐭❤️❤️❤️
Dear Santa,
Are chalkboard paint walls still trendy? I bought 20 gallons of chalkboard paint so I can paint every wall inside my house. I'm going to draw doors on the walls to trick burglars. They'll be so bamboozled that they'll miss the real rooms where I keep my treasure.
Your pal,
Elliot Bunny
Are chalkboard paint walls still trendy? I bought 20 gallons of chalkboard paint so I can paint every wall inside my house. I'm going to draw doors on the walls to trick burglars. They'll be so bamboozled that they'll miss the real rooms where I keep my treasure.
Your pal,
Elliot Bunny
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Dear Santa,
Are chalkboard paint walls still trendy? I bought 20 gallons of chalkboard paint so I can paint every wall inside my house. I'm going to draw doors on the walls to trick burglars. They'll be so bamboozled that they'll miss the real rooms where I keep my treasure.
Your pal,
Elliot Bunny
Are chalkboard paint walls still trendy? I bought 20 gallons of chalkboard paint so I can paint every wall inside my house. I'm going to draw doors on the walls to trick burglars. They'll be so bamboozled that they'll miss the real rooms where I keep my treasure.
Your pal,
Elliot Bunny
I GOT A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAAAAKE :D :D
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November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I GOT A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAAAAKE :D :D
If you ever find yourself in possession of a giant catalog such as this, open it, press your nose deep down into the middle, and SNIFF. this is what the 90s smelled like.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you ever find yourself in possession of a giant catalog such as this, open it, press your nose deep down into the middle, and SNIFF. this is what the 90s smelled like.
Today is day ONE of my 9 day vacation! And I'm exhausted :p I'm still in bed.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Today is day ONE of my 9 day vacation! And I'm exhausted :p I'm still in bed.
just woke up from dreaming that i had a pet owl. it would get so excited when it saw me and would come running for owl cuddles. 🦉🐰💯👍
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
just woke up from dreaming that i had a pet owl. it would get so excited when it saw me and would come running for owl cuddles. 🦉🐰💯👍
completely forget about this until right now, but at 2am last night, my motion alarms went off for my driveway. i look outside and there's a group of teenagers just on my driveway. now, my driveway is ONE HUNDRED FEET LONG. there's no accidental hanging out on it. it only goes to my house. why. WHY.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
completely forget about this until right now, but at 2am last night, my motion alarms went off for my driveway. i look outside and there's a group of teenagers just on my driveway. now, my driveway is ONE HUNDRED FEET LONG. there's no accidental hanging out on it. it only goes to my house. why. WHY.
EWWWW UGH I HATE THE SOUND OF KISSING IN MOVIES UGGGH GROSS BARF SICK D:<
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
EWWWW UGH I HATE THE SOUND OF KISSING IN MOVIES UGGGH GROSS BARF SICK D:<
i'm thinking about going to the grocery story just to get a pie but i don't want people to see me only getting a pie and judge me :( "dumb pie boy. look at that dumb pie boy". i just can't handle that again.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i'm thinking about going to the grocery story just to get a pie but i don't want people to see me only getting a pie and judge me :( "dumb pie boy. look at that dumb pie boy". i just can't handle that again.
in horror movies, ghosts often manipulate things they knew when they were alive. opening doors. writing etc. so in future horror movies, will ghosts live stream? “What up, phantom fam! it’s ya spectral boy Ghoul420 back at it with another live haunt! Smash that afterlife button, ring the death-bell"
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
in horror movies, ghosts often manipulate things they knew when they were alive. opening doors. writing etc. so in future horror movies, will ghosts live stream? “What up, phantom fam! it’s ya spectral boy Ghoul420 back at it with another live haunt! Smash that afterlife button, ring the death-bell"
ever since i watched a garbage man take mail out of my trash and put it in his pocket, i've had an irrational fear of what happens with my trash in general. to this day i have no idea what that person did with my mail or what their intentions were.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ever since i watched a garbage man take mail out of my trash and put it in his pocket, i've had an irrational fear of what happens with my trash in general. to this day i have no idea what that person did with my mail or what their intentions were.
since black friday sales are starting, my goal is to spend hours adding tons of stuff to my cart only to delete it all after realizing i don't need 37 amazon fire tv sticks in my house.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
since black friday sales are starting, my goal is to spend hours adding tons of stuff to my cart only to delete it all after realizing i don't need 37 amazon fire tv sticks in my house.
me: wake up my work computer at 7:30am
coworker: HI GOOD MORNING HELLO QUICK CALL?
no.
coworker: HI GOOD MORNING HELLO QUICK CALL?
no.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
me: wake up my work computer at 7:30am
coworker: HI GOOD MORNING HELLO QUICK CALL?
no.
coworker: HI GOOD MORNING HELLO QUICK CALL?
no.
i had to wake up one hour earlier to let the pool contractors into my yard so they could start working and i swear i feel like i'm going to die now from lack of sleep xD HOWEVER, i love that i can stand in my yard at 7am in just shorts & a tshirt in november and it's not cold because FLORIDA :D :D
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i had to wake up one hour earlier to let the pool contractors into my yard so they could start working and i swear i feel like i'm going to die now from lack of sleep xD HOWEVER, i love that i can stand in my yard at 7am in just shorts & a tshirt in november and it's not cold because FLORIDA :D :D
what reading daily "ring" messages looks like where i live: "THERE'S A BEAR IN MY YARD" "omg we must protect our children and our dogs!" "bruh like why tf are they even in our yards" "CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS" "looks like yogi is back for a snack" "here's a bad life hack for bears LINK"
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
what reading daily "ring" messages looks like where i live: "THERE'S A BEAR IN MY YARD" "omg we must protect our children and our dogs!" "bruh like why tf are they even in our yards" "CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS" "looks like yogi is back for a snack" "here's a bad life hack for bears LINK"
GUESS WHAT IM DOING THIS SUNDAY? GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESSSSSSS *SPARKLY EYES* 🐭🍕🍕
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
GUESS WHAT IM DOING THIS SUNDAY? GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESSSSSSS *SPARKLY EYES* 🐭🍕🍕
"Your pizza is being delivered by Door Dash instead of our normal drivers! ;)" +253 MINUTES AND 22 STOPS LATER D:<
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Your pizza is being delivered by Door Dash instead of our normal drivers! ;)" +253 MINUTES AND 22 STOPS LATER D:<
If I start replaying GTA V right now, I should finish it around the time GTA VI comes out next year! :D 🚗 🚓🚓🚓🚓⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I start replaying GTA V right now, I should finish it around the time GTA VI comes out next year! :D 🚗 🚓🚓🚓🚓⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
what type of pizza should i get? c:
1) mushroom
2) pineapple and those weird little ham pieces
3) mushroom and pepperoni
4) cheese
5) onion and mushroom
6) THE WORKS
7) meat mountain
8) one pizza turned over on top of another pizza
1) mushroom
2) pineapple and those weird little ham pieces
3) mushroom and pepperoni
4) cheese
5) onion and mushroom
6) THE WORKS
7) meat mountain
8) one pizza turned over on top of another pizza
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
what type of pizza should i get? c:
1) mushroom
2) pineapple and those weird little ham pieces
3) mushroom and pepperoni
4) cheese
5) onion and mushroom
6) THE WORKS
7) meat mountain
8) one pizza turned over on top of another pizza
1) mushroom
2) pineapple and those weird little ham pieces
3) mushroom and pepperoni
4) cheese
5) onion and mushroom
6) THE WORKS
7) meat mountain
8) one pizza turned over on top of another pizza
so i joined a work meeting a few minutes late and they were all saying "6, 7".
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
so i joined a work meeting a few minutes late and they were all saying "6, 7".
i'm going to have to turn off my work teams tomorrow if i'm going to get anything done this week ;-; ive been trying to deploy something for the last 3 days and haven't had time with all the meetings. i don't even know how but ive been in 31 meetings just this week alone... and it's only wednesday.
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i'm going to have to turn off my work teams tomorrow if i'm going to get anything done this week ;-; ive been trying to deploy something for the last 3 days and haven't had time with all the meetings. i don't even know how but ive been in 31 meetings just this week alone... and it's only wednesday.
PREORDER COMPLETE C: I've wanted a proper Thief VR experience for like 57 years now. I tried Thief 1 and Thief 2 with vorpex on my Oculus Rift years ago and it was TURBO BARFY, which was no surprise at all as it was never meant for VR. This, however, has VR in the title. For VR. Less barfy? PERHAPS.
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
PREORDER COMPLETE C: I've wanted a proper Thief VR experience for like 57 years now. I tried Thief 1 and Thief 2 with vorpex on my Oculus Rift years ago and it was TURBO BARFY, which was no surprise at all as it was never meant for VR. This, however, has VR in the title. For VR. Less barfy? PERHAPS.
rare photo of me in bed
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
rare photo of me in bed
construction crews are burning debris from clearing land nearby and it looks like the PNW back when i used to live there. SO. MUCH. SMOKE :0o i really wish they wouldn't burn trash like that; the air quality is awful today ;-;
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
construction crews are burning debris from clearing land nearby and it looks like the PNW back when i used to live there. SO. MUCH. SMOKE :0o i really wish they wouldn't burn trash like that; the air quality is awful today ;-;