Elliott
@elliottdavid.bsky.social
I only care about the University of Houston Cougars
The wing eating contest at the Texas bowl is rigged, very sad. Go Coogs
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The wing eating contest at the Texas bowl is rigged, very sad. Go Coogs
I’m just so grateful I get to be alive at the same time as Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson.
September 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m just so grateful I get to be alive at the same time as Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson.
Bless his heart but Weigman has 0 pocket awareness. Cause that o-line is actually good.
September 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Bless his heart but Weigman has 0 pocket awareness. Cause that o-line is actually good.
Listening to the new earl sweatshirt at the clown motel
August 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Listening to the new earl sweatshirt at the clown motel
It’s time to bring back the Comets and we’re gonna do it Packers style. I’ll pitch in and buy a few shares.
June 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It’s time to bring back the Comets and we’re gonna do it Packers style. I’ll pitch in and buy a few shares.
Woah that’s a lot of picks for Desmond Bane
June 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Woah that’s a lot of picks for Desmond Bane
The downfall of REI needs to be studied
June 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The downfall of REI needs to be studied
Let it be known that I believe the current team USA flag football team would beat a flag football team made up of NFL players. They are completely different sports that require different skill sets and favor different types of athletes.
May 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Let it be known that I believe the current team USA flag football team would beat a flag football team made up of NFL players. They are completely different sports that require different skill sets and favor different types of athletes.
This stat line from Thompson. It’s not even half time yet.
May 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This stat line from Thompson. It’s not even half time yet.
Adam Silver looking out for us tn
April 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Adam Silver looking out for us tn
Despite spending basically the last decade as a Rockets fan rooting against him, I have to admit that watching Steph play basketball is absolutely amazing. Please don't tell anyone I said this.
April 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Despite spending basically the last decade as a Rockets fan rooting against him, I have to admit that watching Steph play basketball is absolutely amazing. Please don't tell anyone I said this.
I think I just saw Rick flair at the Alamodome
April 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think I just saw Rick flair at the Alamodome
Art Car IPA at the Final Four Pitbull concert. Great day to be a coogs fan.
April 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Art Car IPA at the Final Four Pitbull concert. Great day to be a coogs fan.
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As called by Jeremy Branham on Houston Cougars radio (& heard on the Varsity app) and by Kevin Kugler on Westwood One:
March 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
As called by Jeremy Branham on Houston Cougars radio (& heard on the Varsity app) and by Kevin Kugler on Westwood One:
Aaron Holiday and Jock Landale tonight
February 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Aaron Holiday and Jock Landale tonight
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February 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Joseph Tugler is quickly becoming my favorite cougar. He’s a baseline inbound menace with 0 points 10 rebounds 0 assists. All while rocking elite facial hair.
February 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Joseph Tugler is quickly becoming my favorite cougar. He’s a baseline inbound menace with 0 points 10 rebounds 0 assists. All while rocking elite facial hair.
Every day, but particularly today I feel blessed to be a Houston sports fan
February 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Every day, but particularly today I feel blessed to be a Houston sports fan
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Just wanna give Josh Allen a hug right now
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just wanna give Josh Allen a hug right now
I’m too deep in the woods to livestream the Texans game. But the play by play is nuts. How is this team winning? I wore my Texans hoodie in a bar in Wisconsin last night surrounded by cheese heads, maybe it’s my good luck.
January 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m too deep in the woods to livestream the Texans game. But the play by play is nuts. How is this team winning? I wore my Texans hoodie in a bar in Wisconsin last night surrounded by cheese heads, maybe it’s my good luck.
I mean watching the Rockets hold your team to 90, just for Vanvleet to chuck up a crappy 3 with thirty seconds left feels a lot like Cyer in the clutch after UH held their opponent to 38.
December 13, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I mean watching the Rockets hold your team to 90, just for Vanvleet to chuck up a crappy 3 with thirty seconds left feels a lot like Cyer in the clutch after UH held their opponent to 38.
Why are the Kelvin Sampson Cougars and the Ime Udoka Rockets the same team? Why is the city Houston cursed with athletic, defensive basketball which is destined for early playoff exits and no number one option.
December 13, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Why are the Kelvin Sampson Cougars and the Ime Udoka Rockets the same team? Why is the city Houston cursed with athletic, defensive basketball which is destined for early playoff exits and no number one option.