the economy might be in freefall, but it’s only 74 days till #hotgirlsummer 💅🏼

beep boop bop

Just got the call. Fired. I was the DEI coordinator for a Mexican restaurant. My job was to make sure when two people ordered nachos to share, nobody hogged all the fully-loaded ones. All the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, you couldn’t hog them.

Dogs photobombing on live TV 😂

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all
January 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM & Everybody can reply

chamomile lavender tea = quiet luxury

have u ever had a bodega sandwich that changes ur life

who would eat these i would not

has anyone actually gotten a churro from the people o bc the subway and if so was it good

Paint me
Like one of your French girls

Blue hour at the door

i’ve decided for minor inconveniences i will respond with as much drama 💅🏼 and spite 🙄 as a dog would.
example a:

Here are some nice mushrooms

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”