ellie
@elliemash.bsky.social
ellie || f || 31 || peggy hill supporter.
des and i keep watching "dick flicks" to expand my horizons as a tired lesbian whose interest in watching men on a screen is -56/1000 and generally they are very good but man. it has been months and i still want to give the creator of the fight club movie a swirly.
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
des and i keep watching "dick flicks" to expand my horizons as a tired lesbian whose interest in watching men on a screen is -56/1000 and generally they are very good but man. it has been months and i still want to give the creator of the fight club movie a swirly.
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so sorry cotton candy grapes. i was unfamiliar with your game
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
so sorry cotton candy grapes. i was unfamiliar with your game
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
this little crybaby will wail for hours at me to make my bed so she can lay there for hours. the sheets are not good enough for her highness
August 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
this little crybaby will wail for hours at me to make my bed so she can lay there for hours. the sheets are not good enough for her highness
my worksona looooooves to capitalize her sentences and use ellipses. my worksona has the mentality of a 50 year old and i appreciate her help
July 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
my worksona looooooves to capitalize her sentences and use ellipses. my worksona has the mentality of a 50 year old and i appreciate her help
when will i learn to just do all my citations up front instead of relying on future me to find everything OH my god.
July 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
when will i learn to just do all my citations up front instead of relying on future me to find everything OH my god.
i lost my most recent sketchbook with all my cutie aki/kimi et al shit in it (boo) so now im using the sketchbook i used during sod/da5 and whenever i need a reminder that all my skills have not atrophied bc of Lawyerbrain i just turn the page and witness the gnarliest furries i have ever seen
July 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i lost my most recent sketchbook with all my cutie aki/kimi et al shit in it (boo) so now im using the sketchbook i used during sod/da5 and whenever i need a reminder that all my skills have not atrophied bc of Lawyerbrain i just turn the page and witness the gnarliest furries i have ever seen
Still working on these sketches but it’s always a bad idea to think about playing someone’s ex fiancé………
July 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Still working on these sketches but it’s always a bad idea to think about playing someone’s ex fiancé………
had a wonderful time on my honeymoon but cruise ship crud STRIKES YET AGAIN. only cure may be the latest wolfq update I fear….
June 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
had a wonderful time on my honeymoon but cruise ship crud STRIKES YET AGAIN. only cure may be the latest wolfq update I fear….
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I personally think AI gen stuff is ugly and super bad for the environment and I don’t think it’s fun!! Sorry!!!
March 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I personally think AI gen stuff is ugly and super bad for the environment and I don’t think it’s fun!! Sorry!!!
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nothing hits quite like having an OC you ship with your friend's OC and your chat is just putting them in Situations. extremely excellent, only thing that's keeping me sane these days, highly recommend.
March 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
nothing hits quite like having an OC you ship with your friend's OC and your chat is just putting them in Situations. extremely excellent, only thing that's keeping me sane these days, highly recommend.
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me: another day another dollar
coworker: haha you said it
boss: *pulls me aside* it’s against policy to disclose your salary
coworker: haha you said it
boss: *pulls me aside* it’s against policy to disclose your salary
March 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
me: another day another dollar
coworker: haha you said it
boss: *pulls me aside* it’s against policy to disclose your salary
coworker: haha you said it
boss: *pulls me aside* it’s against policy to disclose your salary
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People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to
March 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to
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Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
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Me seeing people in their 30s achieving artistic goals they never dreamed possible and slowly internalizing the idea that your 30s are not late in life and that I don’t need to be perfect in my 20s nor fear aging or fear I won’t have time to create what I love
April 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Me seeing people in their 30s achieving artistic goals they never dreamed possible and slowly internalizing the idea that your 30s are not late in life and that I don’t need to be perfect in my 20s nor fear aging or fear I won’t have time to create what I love
tamagotchi went off during a work meeting twice yesterday. hope it means the other attorneys know im having way more fun than they are
February 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
tamagotchi went off during a work meeting twice yesterday. hope it means the other attorneys know im having way more fun than they are
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
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Hey I just wanna stress something that is always true but in this presidency and political climate is double triple quadruple true: no matter your industry, never ever ever trust HR. Confide in them nothing. You’re not disabled, you’re not trans, whatever. They are beholden to their bosses. Not you.
January 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hey I just wanna stress something that is always true but in this presidency and political climate is double triple quadruple true: no matter your industry, never ever ever trust HR. Confide in them nothing. You’re not disabled, you’re not trans, whatever. They are beholden to their bosses. Not you.
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Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer