Ellie Guzman
@ellieguzman.bsky.social
TV writer (prev: Nickelodeon, Dreamworks, others @ Netflix, Apple, Disney, +more). Salvadoran-American, Latina, lil stinker. Views my own.
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Ellie Guzman
@ellieguzman.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Figured I’d intro being new-ish here. Hi! I’m Ellie. I used to work in a tier one trauma ER but am now a TV writer. Wild, right? I’m looking for my next staff gig (have staffed at DW and Nick), v open-minded but love comedy. My favorite note has been “I don’t know whether to be disturbed or laugh” 💃
if the baby in fantastic four had its dad’s stretchy powers i would be playing with it like a slime and yeeting it through a basketball hoop
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if the baby in fantastic four had its dad’s stretchy powers i would be playing with it like a slime and yeeting it through a basketball hoop
very annoying that it’s being called the big beautiful bill. as a big and beautiful person my culture is not a costume
July 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
very annoying that it’s being called the big beautiful bill. as a big and beautiful person my culture is not a costume
me: tweeting shit like “i am your favorite anchor baby’s favorite anchor baby”
my grandma: te has engordado elizabeth
my grandma: te has engordado elizabeth
June 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
me: tweeting shit like “i am your favorite anchor baby’s favorite anchor baby”
my grandma: te has engordado elizabeth
my grandma: te has engordado elizabeth
anchor baby? i hardly know ‘er baby eyyyyyy im walking here…… como se dice estoy caminando aqui……
June 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
anchor baby? i hardly know ‘er baby eyyyyyy im walking here…… como se dice estoy caminando aqui……
i feel my anchor baby powers growing inside of me……… i am levitating while eating a pan con pollo inside the americana amc………
June 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i feel my anchor baby powers growing inside of me……… i am levitating while eating a pan con pollo inside the americana amc………
they kept trying to put me in the uffizi and i was like guuuuuuys stooooop
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
they kept trying to put me in the uffizi and i was like guuuuuuys stooooop
this country will literally treat rapists and mass murderers who fit their favorite profile with more compassion and due process than someone who immigrated here because of the circumstances of their life. like literally fuck off with the high horse bullshit
June 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
this country will literally treat rapists and mass murderers who fit their favorite profile with more compassion and due process than someone who immigrated here because of the circumstances of their life. like literally fuck off with the high horse bullshit
so sick of the intentional ignorance of "wellll why wouldn't you do things the riiiiight way" when 1) the "right way" costs thousands and 2) doesn't even really work a lot of the time and 3) takes FOREVER and 4) many of those people ARE trying to do it and 5) even if you aren’t you still have RIGHTS
June 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
so sick of the intentional ignorance of "wellll why wouldn't you do things the riiiiight way" when 1) the "right way" costs thousands and 2) doesn't even really work a lot of the time and 3) takes FOREVER and 4) many of those people ARE trying to do it and 5) even if you aren’t you still have RIGHTS
Everyone says to write what you know so I wrote a piece on how to cry and still be luxurious because like, duh.
open.substack.com/pub/deprusso...
open.substack.com/pub/deprusso...
How to Cry and Still Be Luxurious
Look good while you feel bad.
open.substack.com
June 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Everyone says to write what you know so I wrote a piece on how to cry and still be luxurious because like, duh.
open.substack.com/pub/deprusso...
open.substack.com/pub/deprusso...
10 years ago, I was an ER worker with a comedy blog that took off and helped me become a TV writer instead. Now that TV's slower and the world's weirder, one thing still lights a spark in the darkness: being a silly little shit. And so I've launched Deprussoix: deprussoix.substack.com
Deprussoix | Ellie Guzman | Substack
A touch of depresh, a serving of -ussy, and a luxurious -oix. Humor, satire, wellness, lil stinker-isms. Click to read Deprussoix, by Ellie Guzman, a Substack publication. Launched 10 days ago.
deprussoix.substack.com
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
10 years ago, I was an ER worker with a comedy blog that took off and helped me become a TV writer instead. Now that TV's slower and the world's weirder, one thing still lights a spark in the darkness: being a silly little shit. And so I've launched Deprussoix: deprussoix.substack.com
something about everyone being like "there are no jobs out there" makes working on a writing sample more fun. it's a perfect blend of joy but no hope plus delusion i haven't felt since dancing at akbar
December 7, 2024 at 4:29 AM
something about everyone being like "there are no jobs out there" makes working on a writing sample more fun. it's a perfect blend of joy but no hope plus delusion i haven't felt since dancing at akbar
listen listen listen. spicy shin ramen with cacique queso fresco (either crumbled on top or a chunk of it on the side, which i prefer bc it stays cold). maybe throw an egg and some weenies in the ramen. it is acid reflux heaven
December 6, 2024 at 3:14 AM
listen listen listen. spicy shin ramen with cacique queso fresco (either crumbled on top or a chunk of it on the side, which i prefer bc it stays cold). maybe throw an egg and some weenies in the ramen. it is acid reflux heaven
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We're excited to join our TAG members and supporters here on Bluesky. Please share this post to help us spread the word! #StandWithAnimation
December 3, 2024 at 9:21 PM
We're excited to join our TAG members and supporters here on Bluesky. Please share this post to help us spread the word! #StandWithAnimation
need more respect and visibility for “see you again” by miley cyrus
December 3, 2024 at 2:10 AM
need more respect and visibility for “see you again” by miley cyrus
finished arcane and all i can think is ohhh the misewee 😔 ewebodee wants to be m’enemy…
November 25, 2024 at 6:54 AM
finished arcane and all i can think is ohhh the misewee 😔 ewebodee wants to be m’enemy…
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“How’s the writing going?”
Me:
Me:
January 15, 2024 at 8:53 PM
“How’s the writing going?”
Me:
Me:
me when he cares to find me and looks to the western sky
a man with a green mask on his face is wearing a red jacket and tie
ALT: a man with a green mask on his face is wearing a red jacket and tie
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:19 AM
me when he cares to find me and looks to the western sky
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comedy is dead
November 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
comedy is dead
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This is HUGE for animation writers, especially on “kids and family” animated shows! WGA and PBS have set a precedent for all studios to compensate us fairly! Thank you!! 🥳🥳🥳
WGA members at PBS have reached a tentative agreement with management that breaks new ground with union protections for animation writers, paid parental leave, AI protections and much more! #UnionStrong ✊
Read more via https://www.wgaeast.org/pbs-writers-reach-tentative-agreement-with-management/
Read more via https://www.wgaeast.org/pbs-writers-reach-tentative-agreement-with-management/
November 22, 2024 at 8:21 PM
This is HUGE for animation writers, especially on “kids and family” animated shows! WGA and PBS have set a precedent for all studios to compensate us fairly! Thank you!! 🥳🥳🥳
Figured I’d intro being new-ish here. Hi! I’m Ellie. I used to work in a tier one trauma ER but am now a TV writer. Wild, right? I’m looking for my next staff gig (have staffed at DW and Nick), v open-minded but love comedy. My favorite note has been “I don’t know whether to be disturbed or laugh” 💃
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Figured I’d intro being new-ish here. Hi! I’m Ellie. I used to work in a tier one trauma ER but am now a TV writer. Wild, right? I’m looking for my next staff gig (have staffed at DW and Nick), v open-minded but love comedy. My favorite note has been “I don’t know whether to be disturbed or laugh” 💃
didn’t get carded at total wine today. please respect my privacy at this difficult time
November 19, 2024 at 3:46 AM
didn’t get carded at total wine today. please respect my privacy at this difficult time
sometimes when i want to feel wealthy i tell people im having marital problems. i am not married
November 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
sometimes when i want to feel wealthy i tell people im having marital problems. i am not married
switching from twitter to bluesky is giving “i don’t drink hard liquor anymore, i only drink wine” energy. you classy but you still messy and i love it 😫
November 19, 2024 at 3:39 AM
switching from twitter to bluesky is giving “i don’t drink hard liquor anymore, i only drink wine” energy. you classy but you still messy and i love it 😫
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