Elle Yunque
@elleyunque.bsky.social
Dumpster fire diver and reporter of anomalies.
maga, surprisingly with goggles.
June 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
maga, surprisingly with goggles.
I have a very woke obsession with the new world moose-knuckle.
Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?
Does it have teeth?
*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"
Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?
Does it have teeth?
*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"
February 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I have a very woke obsession with the new world moose-knuckle.
Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?
Does it have teeth?
*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"
Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?
Does it have teeth?
*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"
The innerwibbles never disappoint. A new lower side window sticker for Wankpanzers and Swasticars:
February 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The innerwibbles never disappoint. A new lower side window sticker for Wankpanzers and Swasticars:
Would you allow this person to watch over your daughter in the lady's room?
January 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Would you allow this person to watch over your daughter in the lady's room?
How can any human being continually turn their mouth into an anus with teeth without becoming an asshole?
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
How can any human being continually turn their mouth into an anus with teeth without becoming an asshole?
What can one imagine being collected in that alt-vaginal fold?
January 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What can one imagine being collected in that alt-vaginal fold?
This is a complicated knot. Not only does it encompass the path of nine foot of silk tie, but whatever that is under his chin.
Does Danger Yam have a special neck-tucker for that shit?
How does one tuck that mess into a shirt without choking?
Does Danger Yam have a special neck-tucker for that shit?
How does one tuck that mess into a shirt without choking?
January 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is a complicated knot. Not only does it encompass the path of nine foot of silk tie, but whatever that is under his chin.
Does Danger Yam have a special neck-tucker for that shit?
How does one tuck that mess into a shirt without choking?
Does Danger Yam have a special neck-tucker for that shit?
How does one tuck that mess into a shirt without choking?
Cautiously watching the maga come-apart on presidential pardons.
December 5, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Cautiously watching the maga come-apart on presidential pardons.
And another real me.
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
And another real me.
That's an AI generation of how I like to see myself.
The real me.
The real me.
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 AM
That's an AI generation of how I like to see myself.
The real me.
The real me.
I miss the bag old days...when the maga were simply cups of various shades brown hot water.
November 18, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I miss the bag old days...when the maga were simply cups of various shades brown hot water.
"So where's the fucking rocket!?"
"56th and Park, more or less."
"56th and Park, more or less."
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
"So where's the fucking rocket!?"
"56th and Park, more or less."
"56th and Park, more or less."
I heard Rudy had to give up his furs and unmentionables.
A shame really, never getting to see trump motorboat those puppies again.
A shame really, never getting to see trump motorboat those puppies again.
November 18, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I heard Rudy had to give up his furs and unmentionables.
A shame really, never getting to see trump motorboat those puppies again.
A shame really, never getting to see trump motorboat those puppies again.
Yes, it's used...
November 14, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Yes, it's used...
As this day has unfolded, I was relatively sure that there was not much left that could shock me.
I was fucking wrong. I think I'm going to need a few more therapists.
I was fucking wrong. I think I'm going to need a few more therapists.
November 13, 2024 at 10:11 PM
As this day has unfolded, I was relatively sure that there was not much left that could shock me.
I was fucking wrong. I think I'm going to need a few more therapists.
I was fucking wrong. I think I'm going to need a few more therapists.
Pedro and Sam. Pedro is now roaming somewhere on BLM land around the Rogue River. Sam has crossed the rainbow bridge.
November 13, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Pedro and Sam. Pedro is now roaming somewhere on BLM land around the Rogue River. Sam has crossed the rainbow bridge.
My cat isn't handling this JD Veep thing too well.
November 13, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My cat isn't handling this JD Veep thing too well.
