Elle Yunque
@elleyunque.bsky.social
Dumpster fire diver and reporter of anomalies.
It's weird contemplating the timeline of just when the maga will have reached overload, among even experienced maga.
As MTG has been hit by a Jewish Space Laser and Charlie Kirk enters puberty.
As MTG has been hit by a Jewish Space Laser and Charlie Kirk enters puberty.
August 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's weird contemplating the timeline of just when the maga will have reached overload, among even experienced maga.
As MTG has been hit by a Jewish Space Laser and Charlie Kirk enters puberty.
As MTG has been hit by a Jewish Space Laser and Charlie Kirk enters puberty.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
SCOTUS recent limitations on national injunctive relief has given us an in.
We need tens of thousands of local level plaintiffs.
We're moving from the macro to the micro.
Over 3,000 counties, parishes, etc.
Study this map. Flood the courts - injunctive relief.
SCOTUS recent limitations on national injunctive relief has given us an in.
We need tens of thousands of local level plaintiffs.
We're moving from the macro to the micro.
Over 3,000 counties, parishes, etc.
Study this map. Flood the courts - injunctive relief.
An Extremely Detailed Map of the 2024 Election
See how your neighborhood voted on our interactive, precinct-level results map of the presidential election.
www.nytimes.com
July 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
SCOTUS recent limitations on national injunctive relief has given us an in.
We need tens of thousands of local level plaintiffs.
We're moving from the macro to the micro.
Over 3,000 counties, parishes, etc.
Study this map. Flood the courts - injunctive relief.
SCOTUS recent limitations on national injunctive relief has given us an in.
We need tens of thousands of local level plaintiffs.
We're moving from the macro to the micro.
Over 3,000 counties, parishes, etc.
Study this map. Flood the courts - injunctive relief.
maga, surprisingly with goggles.
June 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
maga, surprisingly with goggles.
Buckle up bitches, SCOTUS has laid down a gauntlet for TACO and his minions.
We're either going to die in vain or Taco will be sucking his own dick on FOX for eternity.
Neither of which I'll actually watch.
We're either going to die in vain or Taco will be sucking his own dick on FOX for eternity.
Neither of which I'll actually watch.
June 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Buckle up bitches, SCOTUS has laid down a gauntlet for TACO and his minions.
We're either going to die in vain or Taco will be sucking his own dick on FOX for eternity.
Neither of which I'll actually watch.
We're either going to die in vain or Taco will be sucking his own dick on FOX for eternity.
Neither of which I'll actually watch.
Basic fucking principle: Acceptance is far more difficult than rejection.
Simple.
Rejection is a core trait of maga, the GOP, and conservative "thought" in general.
It's easy, it's lazy and it sucks.
Simple.
Rejection is a core trait of maga, the GOP, and conservative "thought" in general.
It's easy, it's lazy and it sucks.
June 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Basic fucking principle: Acceptance is far more difficult than rejection.
Simple.
Rejection is a core trait of maga, the GOP, and conservative "thought" in general.
It's easy, it's lazy and it sucks.
Simple.
Rejection is a core trait of maga, the GOP, and conservative "thought" in general.
It's easy, it's lazy and it sucks.
We're not here because Democrats didn't have a message, we're here because the booze (FOX) owned the joint.
Deny, deflect, live in the soothing miasma of what we want (need) to hear and believe.
Empathy doesn't require fucking bumper stickers.
Deny, deflect, live in the soothing miasma of what we want (need) to hear and believe.
Empathy doesn't require fucking bumper stickers.
June 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We're not here because Democrats didn't have a message, we're here because the booze (FOX) owned the joint.
Deny, deflect, live in the soothing miasma of what we want (need) to hear and believe.
Empathy doesn't require fucking bumper stickers.
Deny, deflect, live in the soothing miasma of what we want (need) to hear and believe.
Empathy doesn't require fucking bumper stickers.
A few things:
I've be seeing all this shit on how democrats failed for far too long.
Bullshit.
The American people failed. They got addicted to FOX and bullshit.
Bill W and AA have a book dedicated to this shit.
Bill Maher can go eat a bag of dicks.
I've be seeing all this shit on how democrats failed for far too long.
Bullshit.
The American people failed. They got addicted to FOX and bullshit.
Bill W and AA have a book dedicated to this shit.
Bill Maher can go eat a bag of dicks.
June 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A few things:
I've be seeing all this shit on how democrats failed for far too long.
Bullshit.
The American people failed. They got addicted to FOX and bullshit.
Bill W and AA have a book dedicated to this shit.
Bill Maher can go eat a bag of dicks.
I've be seeing all this shit on how democrats failed for far too long.
Bullshit.
The American people failed. They got addicted to FOX and bullshit.
Bill W and AA have a book dedicated to this shit.
Bill Maher can go eat a bag of dicks.
When you've pissed off Norway, you've really fucked up.
Norwegian fuel supplier refuses U.S. warships over Ukraine
Haltbakk Bunkers will cease supplying fuel to U.S. forces in Norway and American ships docking in Norwegian ports, citing dissatisfaction with recent U.S. policy towards Ukraine.
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
March 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When you've pissed off Norway, you've really fucked up.
How goddamn much money is it going to cost us to fucking fix this fucking dumpster fire?
Fuck.
Fuck.
March 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
How goddamn much money is it going to cost us to fucking fix this fucking dumpster fire?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Reposted by Elle Yunque
"DOGE is not about efficiency. It is about erasure. Democracy is being deleted in slow motion, replaced by proprietary technology and AI models. It is a coup, executed not with guns, but with backend migrations and database wipes."
Mike Brock
Mike Brock
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"DOGE is not about efficiency. It is about erasure. Democracy is being deleted in slow motion, replaced by proprietary technology and AI models. It is a coup, executed not with guns, but with backend migrations and database wipes."
Mike Brock
Mike Brock
I have a very woke obsession with the new world moose-knuckle.
Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?
Does it have teeth?
*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"
Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?
Does it have teeth?
*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"
February 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I have a very woke obsession with the new world moose-knuckle.
Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?
Does it have teeth?
*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"
Does it hurt? Who cleans it? Does it smell like something we wouldn't eat? Is that a reinforced collar? Do things become trapped in there?
Does it have teeth?
*Spins up Lady Gaga - "Show Me Your Teeth"
The innerwibbles never disappoint. A new lower side window sticker for Wankpanzers and Swasticars:
February 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The innerwibbles never disappoint. A new lower side window sticker for Wankpanzers and Swasticars:
When the rubbers meet the road (all fifty million dollars worth of them - eye roll), what in the sam hell are we actually getting for all the cash Phony Stark has dropped into and mercerated in the Danger Yam Smoothie here?
It's as if kale was iDJiT orange all along.
Fuck.
It's as if kale was iDJiT orange all along.
Fuck.
February 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the rubbers meet the road (all fifty million dollars worth of them - eye roll), what in the sam hell are we actually getting for all the cash Phony Stark has dropped into and mercerated in the Danger Yam Smoothie here?
It's as if kale was iDJiT orange all along.
Fuck.
It's as if kale was iDJiT orange all along.
Fuck.
I've been looking over the vita that is Curtis Yarvin.
"Skin suit, filled with dog vomit and rat turds."
Got it, he must come from the same genus as Crusty.
"Skin suit, filled with dog vomit and rat turds."
Got it, he must come from the same genus as Crusty.
January 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I've been looking over the vita that is Curtis Yarvin.
"Skin suit, filled with dog vomit and rat turds."
Got it, he must come from the same genus as Crusty.
"Skin suit, filled with dog vomit and rat turds."
Got it, he must come from the same genus as Crusty.
Reposted by Elle Yunque
A Danish member of Parliament telling Trump what he can do with his plans for Greenland. This is the nicest thing I’ve seen all day. Hahaha 💀
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A Danish member of Parliament telling Trump what he can do with his plans for Greenland. This is the nicest thing I’ve seen all day. Hahaha 💀
So, China ends up dropping a six-million-dollar AI product called DeepSeek - open source, into the magasphere.
Can't perform basic AI
Leads to a trillion-dot-two-dollar bloodletting in the markets.
This is why we still have labels on toasters advising against their fucking use in bathtubs.
Can't perform basic AI
Leads to a trillion-dot-two-dollar bloodletting in the markets.
This is why we still have labels on toasters advising against their fucking use in bathtubs.
January 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
So, China ends up dropping a six-million-dollar AI product called DeepSeek - open source, into the magasphere.
Can't perform basic AI
Leads to a trillion-dot-two-dollar bloodletting in the markets.
This is why we still have labels on toasters advising against their fucking use in bathtubs.
Can't perform basic AI
Leads to a trillion-dot-two-dollar bloodletting in the markets.
This is why we still have labels on toasters advising against their fucking use in bathtubs.
I got a nose hair trimmer for Christmas and my eyebrows have never looked better.
January 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I got a nose hair trimmer for Christmas and my eyebrows have never looked better.
Would you allow this person to watch over your daughter in the lady's room?
January 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Would you allow this person to watch over your daughter in the lady's room?
I just cleaned all of the stray hair out of my old hairbrush while watching Danger Yam playing the maga accordion on mute during a rally word salad.
Quite a game changer. Next up, the shitty litter box under the stairs the kitties have finally given up on.
Quite a game changer. Next up, the shitty litter box under the stairs the kitties have finally given up on.
January 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I just cleaned all of the stray hair out of my old hairbrush while watching Danger Yam playing the maga accordion on mute during a rally word salad.
Quite a game changer. Next up, the shitty litter box under the stairs the kitties have finally given up on.
Quite a game changer. Next up, the shitty litter box under the stairs the kitties have finally given up on.
I guess the best part of witnessing J6 convicts being freed is watching them get shot for still being assholes.
January 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I guess the best part of witnessing J6 convicts being freed is watching them get shot for still being assholes.
How can any human being continually turn their mouth into an anus with teeth without becoming an asshole?
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
How can any human being continually turn their mouth into an anus with teeth without becoming an asshole?
What can one imagine being collected in that alt-vaginal fold?
January 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What can one imagine being collected in that alt-vaginal fold?
This is a complicated knot. Not only does it encompass the path of nine foot of silk tie, but whatever that is under his chin.
Does Danger Yam have a special neck-tucker for that shit?
How does one tuck that mess into a shirt without choking?
Does Danger Yam have a special neck-tucker for that shit?
How does one tuck that mess into a shirt without choking?
January 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is a complicated knot. Not only does it encompass the path of nine foot of silk tie, but whatever that is under his chin.
Does Danger Yam have a special neck-tucker for that shit?
How does one tuck that mess into a shirt without choking?
Does Danger Yam have a special neck-tucker for that shit?
How does one tuck that mess into a shirt without choking?
Ever wonder what it would be like to ride in a cold boxcar to west Texas to be put to work rotating tires on Escalades?
It's alright, we're only a few hundreds of miles from SpaceX.
I hope the next James Bond sounds like Tommy and acts like a Landman.
Where's Dick Cheney when you need a heart?
It's alright, we're only a few hundreds of miles from SpaceX.
I hope the next James Bond sounds like Tommy and acts like a Landman.
Where's Dick Cheney when you need a heart?
January 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Ever wonder what it would be like to ride in a cold boxcar to west Texas to be put to work rotating tires on Escalades?
It's alright, we're only a few hundreds of miles from SpaceX.
I hope the next James Bond sounds like Tommy and acts like a Landman.
Where's Dick Cheney when you need a heart?
It's alright, we're only a few hundreds of miles from SpaceX.
I hope the next James Bond sounds like Tommy and acts like a Landman.
Where's Dick Cheney when you need a heart?
Does anybody know anything about TCEH and/or Vistra Power?
The largest BESS project on the planet at Moss Landing, Monterey County, CA blew the fuck up a few hours ago, putting a mushroom cloud of hydrogen fluoride gas into the atmosphere over the center of the Monterey Bay, a marine sanctuary.
The largest BESS project on the planet at Moss Landing, Monterey County, CA blew the fuck up a few hours ago, putting a mushroom cloud of hydrogen fluoride gas into the atmosphere over the center of the Monterey Bay, a marine sanctuary.
January 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Does anybody know anything about TCEH and/or Vistra Power?
The largest BESS project on the planet at Moss Landing, Monterey County, CA blew the fuck up a few hours ago, putting a mushroom cloud of hydrogen fluoride gas into the atmosphere over the center of the Monterey Bay, a marine sanctuary.
The largest BESS project on the planet at Moss Landing, Monterey County, CA blew the fuck up a few hours ago, putting a mushroom cloud of hydrogen fluoride gas into the atmosphere over the center of the Monterey Bay, a marine sanctuary.