😍🤭 Ask him to go out! (back and then Old Yeller him)

Better a mushroom than Astarion 🤷🏻‍♀️

disrupt the delicate balance of the parking lot that we worked so hard to establish and sTARTED TAKING MY GODDAMN PARKING SPOT EVEN THOUGH WE HAD ALL BEEN PARKING IN OUR ESTABLISHED SPOTS FOR A YEAR AND WHY WOULD YOU JUST SWITCH IT UP LIKE THAT??????!!!!!!! THIS IS HOW A SOCIETY CRUMBLES!!!!!

with wet ash from when I set a trash bag full of dead leaves on fire whole. I’m fucking thriving, here’s a pic from the trash bag fire

UNFORTUNATELY it turns out a busted iPhone is a just as much a problem as the on fire iPhone would’ve been bc we accidentally hit the battery and anyway long story short I’ve got an iPhone X carcass sitting in a Walmart bag full of dirt in the makeshift fire pit in my backyard that’s filled

Not again! 😔 I will work harder

My coworkers covered the windows of the *classrooms* so the children ‘wouldn’t accidentally look at the sun and get hurt’