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TOP MOST BELOVED AWESOME SONGS RN
1. THE MASTER’S CALL BY MARTY ROBBINS BC ITS LIKE COSPLAYING RELIGION WITHOUT THE ATTACHED TRAUMA

2. OOH-DE-LALLY FROM ROBIN HOOD BC S’CUTE AND INSPIRED MY BELOVED NEW DND CHARACTER PYM SNERP ESQUIRE

3. CREEPY DOLL BY JONATHAN COULTON BC VIBES AND GOOD IMAGERY
June 13, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Fun new trick i just learned, say depression 3 times in a row and it’ll come back swingin, just like Beetlejuice lol
June 5, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Think I’ve been possessed by a cowboy, can’t stop listening to Big Iron by Marty Robbins help
June 4, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Thinking of becoming a horse girl
May 30, 2024 at 10:10 PM
May 26, 2024 at 1:39 PM
‘ITS BECAUSE OF THE FULL MOON’ I cry as I descend into another night of insomnia, ignorant to the fact that it’s a waning half with an astigmatic glow
May 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
My kids aren’t gonna have childhood trauma so to give them something to talk about in college I’m going to make them listen to Not Like Us everyday before eating dinner, like saying grace but fun
May 13, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Will pay someone to edit Florida!!! but cut out all of Taylor’s parts so it’s just a Florence + The Machine song
May 10, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Shrinky dinks are my new 20 second obsession, can’t wait for all of the mid jewelry I’m gonna make!
May 8, 2024 at 2:00 AM
It’s crazy what kind of effect we can have on people and not even know it. For example the lady who works at the massage parlor next door to my job doesn’t realize that she’s my nemesis and is the sole reason I show up to work 20 minutes before I have to because FOR SOME REASON she decided to
April 30, 2024 at 3:31 PM
My English degree is useful for one thing and one thing only and it’s BIG DUMB IDIOT research for when my roommate and I want to do BIG DUMB IDIOT things like set a dead iPhone on fire. Turns out you REALLY SHOULDN’T as I found out after we had already decided to smash it to bits instead
April 26, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Been trying to cry for weeks, the only thing that’s brought me close is a video of a cat playing a theremin end my suffering
April 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
“Thank you for your service” I whisper to the guy that got pulled over for speeding while I cruise on by with my 1 1/2 year out of date tags
April 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Wow I can’t believe Funeral Bell by PHILDEL is actually the best song to ever exist
April 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
UNWELL
April 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Personally I think we as a society have lost a healthy and reasonable fear of the ocean and I think that if someone asks me as a person if I want to go on a cruise one more time I’m simply going to drown myself in the ocean as a reminder to be SCARED
April 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Got that Boxer mentality 👊💥💪😤
(Dumb as rocks member of the proletariat who’s getting sent to the glue factory any day now)
April 9, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Can’t play a lot of video games bc I lack spirit and a can-do attitude, my white whale is getting past the tutorial level in Assassins Creed
April 8, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Desperate desperate desperate for a friend who’s not mentally 83 and will love the club as much as I do
March 30, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Ending! As! Quickly! As! It! Began!

Sad!
March 29, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I think that maybe perhaps quite possibly if I am to keep being ignored I might actually actually go insane
March 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Schadenfreude-baiting the Fates by listening to my funeral playlist on long drives with curvy roads and cliffs
March 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Time to go to thera-get another tattoo-py to work out these feel-bury your feelings behind the ink!!!
March 21, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Ursula Everrott is my most beloved, a horrible rotten gremlin woman with a pet rat named Maurice
March 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Sisyphus and the boulder except it’s me trying to clean a glass stovetop
March 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM