Tired of explaining that if I’m expected to upkeep data, I actually need access to the data 🙃
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Tired of explaining that if I’m expected to upkeep data, I actually need access to the data 🙃
There’s an unholy amount of glitter on my couch rn
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
There’s an unholy amount of glitter on my couch rn
I go back and forth on being excited about wedding planning but I got GIDDY that my color swatches arrived today
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I go back and forth on being excited about wedding planning but I got GIDDY that my color swatches arrived today
Entering everything into our wedding website and man I do not know our friends names fr
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Entering everything into our wedding website and man I do not know our friends names fr
I closed out of the Taco Bell app this morning bc the location they send delivery to doesn’t do breakfast and I just got a push notif JUDGING me for abandoning them?? I am the one who is abandoned, I wanted a bacon Crunchwrap
September 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I closed out of the Taco Bell app this morning bc the location they send delivery to doesn’t do breakfast and I just got a push notif JUDGING me for abandoning them?? I am the one who is abandoned, I wanted a bacon Crunchwrap
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I don’t know man. Something about the fact young guys spend so much time gaming and indoors getting irony poisoned to the fact they write video game memes on bullet casings makes me think we got a problem with aimless young men in society.
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I don’t know man. Something about the fact young guys spend so much time gaming and indoors getting irony poisoned to the fact they write video game memes on bullet casings makes me think we got a problem with aimless young men in society.
The city still hasn’t populated my parking ticket from 8/23. Soooo I just don’t have to pay that? I guess?
September 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The city still hasn’t populated my parking ticket from 8/23. Soooo I just don’t have to pay that? I guess?
August has just been Taylor Swift v my account balance
August 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
August has just been Taylor Swift v my account balance
Me when my users asking me literally anything: I’ve got no fuckin clue, my guy, did you reset your password?
July 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me when my users asking me literally anything: I’ve got no fuckin clue, my guy, did you reset your password?
I have to be logged in until noon bc I didn’t take PTO, but everything I need to do is currently waiting on someone else…some of whom are out on PTO.
June 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have to be logged in until noon bc I didn’t take PTO, but everything I need to do is currently waiting on someone else…some of whom are out on PTO.
We couldn’t figure out why Banana was so intent watching Star Wars and then we realized R2D2 sounds enough like a bird that it keeps her attention
June 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
We couldn’t figure out why Banana was so intent watching Star Wars and then we realized R2D2 sounds enough like a bird that it keeps her attention
Filling my generic Strattera for 90 days through my insurance is $175. The exact same thing through Cost Plus Drugs is $17.
I hate it here.
#banPBMs
I hate it here.
#banPBMs
June 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Filling my generic Strattera for 90 days through my insurance is $175. The exact same thing through Cost Plus Drugs is $17.
I hate it here.
#banPBMs
I hate it here.
#banPBMs
It’s a beautiful late spring day, I’m off work at noon, Taylor Swift owns her masters again. Marking today on my calendar.
May 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s a beautiful late spring day, I’m off work at noon, Taylor Swift owns her masters again. Marking today on my calendar.
Seeing the posts on Twitter that are just so horny for Elon and DOGE
I Don'T Know What I Expected GIF
ALT: I Don'T Know What I Expected GIF
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May 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Seeing the posts on Twitter that are just so horny for Elon and DOGE
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we need to normalize this because nary a day goes by when I’m not dying to know someone’s deal
It should be more acceptable to go up to someone and say "By the way, what is your deal exactly?" without it seeming like an insult.
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
we need to normalize this because nary a day goes by when I’m not dying to know someone’s deal
We don’t have assigned parking at work but I do get cranky if someone parks in *my* spot
May 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We don’t have assigned parking at work but I do get cranky if someone parks in *my* spot
I think the thing I miss most when I’m in the office is my cross cross chair at home
May 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think the thing I miss most when I’m in the office is my cross cross chair at home
This papal conclave could’ve been an email
BREAKING: Black smoke pours out of the Sistine Chapel chimney, indicating no pope was elected on the conclave's first ballot.
Live updates: No pope chosen as black smoke rises from Sistine Chapel
Catholic cardinals will gather inside the Vatican for their closed-door conclave to elect the next supreme pontiff following the death of Pope Francis.
bit.ly
May 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This papal conclave could’ve been an email
I’ve brought the exact same yogurt to work every day this week and haven’t eaten it. It just travels between the home fridge and work fridge
May 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’ve brought the exact same yogurt to work every day this week and haven’t eaten it. It just travels between the home fridge and work fridge
Love the part of the day where we’re all in office and logged in but just running on vibes
April 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Love the part of the day where we’re all in office and logged in but just running on vibes
Happy birthday to “what if he’s written ‘mine’ on my upper thigh only in my mind” and to the tattoos it spawned
#TTPD #TaylorSwift
#TTPD #TaylorSwift
April 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Happy birthday to “what if he’s written ‘mine’ on my upper thigh only in my mind” and to the tattoos it spawned
#TTPD #TaylorSwift
#TTPD #TaylorSwift
April 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
No rush like checking general on-sale for @kesharose.bsky.social because your group came up short one pit ticket in the presale (but yes I got it💅)
I gotta find an outfit
I gotta find an outfit
April 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
No rush like checking general on-sale for @kesharose.bsky.social because your group came up short one pit ticket in the presale (but yes I got it💅)
I gotta find an outfit
I gotta find an outfit
I’ve spent more time at work today trying to get Kesha tickets than on my actual job
April 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’ve spent more time at work today trying to get Kesha tickets than on my actual job
Not to brag but I only used one hint on Strands today
March 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Not to brag but I only used one hint on Strands today