@ellemonus.bsky.social
Paul’s Summer cut makes me feel like I have a whole different dog a few months out of the year. Until he completely ignores my commands out of spite and then I’m like, yeah- it’s him.
June 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Paul’s Summer cut makes me feel like I have a whole different dog a few months out of the year. Until he completely ignores my commands out of spite and then I’m like, yeah- it’s him.
MAGA: we are going to run you down in the streets, you violent rioters!
Resistance: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I bumped into you. I didn’t see you- would you like some water?? Do you need sunscreen or ibuprofen or what about a cooling station?
Resistance: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I bumped into you. I didn’t see you- would you like some water?? Do you need sunscreen or ibuprofen or what about a cooling station?
June 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
MAGA: we are going to run you down in the streets, you violent rioters!
Resistance: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I bumped into you. I didn’t see you- would you like some water?? Do you need sunscreen or ibuprofen or what about a cooling station?
Resistance: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I bumped into you. I didn’t see you- would you like some water?? Do you need sunscreen or ibuprofen or what about a cooling station?
I feel like the only right choice for a first post is Paul.
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I feel like the only right choice for a first post is Paul.