@ellemonus.bsky.social
Paul’s Summer cut makes me feel like I have a whole different dog a few months out of the year. Until he completely ignores my commands out of spite and then I’m like, yeah- it’s him.
June 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Paul’s Summer cut makes me feel like I have a whole different dog a few months out of the year. Until he completely ignores my commands out of spite and then I’m like, yeah- it’s him.
MAGA: we are going to run you down in the streets, you violent rioters!
Resistance: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I bumped into you. I didn’t see you- would you like some water?? Do you need sunscreen or ibuprofen or what about a cooling station?
Resistance: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I bumped into you. I didn’t see you- would you like some water?? Do you need sunscreen or ibuprofen or what about a cooling station?
June 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
MAGA: we are going to run you down in the streets, you violent rioters!
Resistance: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I bumped into you. I didn’t see you- would you like some water?? Do you need sunscreen or ibuprofen or what about a cooling station?
Resistance: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I bumped into you. I didn’t see you- would you like some water?? Do you need sunscreen or ibuprofen or what about a cooling station?
If there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that I’ll never be ultra rich.
Because every time I have an extra $5, I give it to Cap, my homeless man friend down the road.
If I’m rich, Cap is going to be right there with me having drinks by the pool. 🍹
Because every time I have an extra $5, I give it to Cap, my homeless man friend down the road.
If I’m rich, Cap is going to be right there with me having drinks by the pool. 🍹
February 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that I’ll never be ultra rich.
Because every time I have an extra $5, I give it to Cap, my homeless man friend down the road.
If I’m rich, Cap is going to be right there with me having drinks by the pool. 🍹
Because every time I have an extra $5, I give it to Cap, my homeless man friend down the road.
If I’m rich, Cap is going to be right there with me having drinks by the pool. 🍹
I feel like the only right choice for a first post is Paul.
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I feel like the only right choice for a first post is Paul.