LMichelle
@ellemichelle599.bsky.social
Book lover, coffee lover and cruciverablist. #RollTide #Braves #RiseUp #ChiefsKingdom #DubNation
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It's still the Gulf of Mexico.
It's still the Department of Defense.
It's still the Kennedy Center.
And he’s still a loser!
Happy New Year Everyone! 🔄
It's still the Department of Defense.
It's still the Kennedy Center.
And he’s still a loser!
Happy New Year Everyone! 🔄
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
It's still the Gulf of Mexico.
It's still the Department of Defense.
It's still the Kennedy Center.
And he’s still a loser!
Happy New Year Everyone! 🔄
It's still the Department of Defense.
It's still the Kennedy Center.
And he’s still a loser!
Happy New Year Everyone! 🔄
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Ending the year with a DUB 💪
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ending the year with a DUB 💪
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If answering a MAGA relative’s question about what I gave my students for Christmas with, “I transitioned them all in the secret transgender room at my school instead of giving them ornaments this year” is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If answering a MAGA relative’s question about what I gave my students for Christmas with, “I transitioned them all in the secret transgender room at my school instead of giving them ornaments this year” is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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So very “Christian” to bomb another country on Christmas Day. This is the same guy who has practically begged for the Nobel Peace Prize.
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So very “Christian” to bomb another country on Christmas Day. This is the same guy who has practically begged for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Next time you’re applying for a job, any job, be sure to mention you were able to pick out a giraffe during a regular dementia test.
Let’s see how it plays out.
Let’s see how it plays out.
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Next time you’re applying for a job, any job, be sure to mention you were able to pick out a giraffe during a regular dementia test.
Let’s see how it plays out.
Let’s see how it plays out.
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For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
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The deadly shooting at Brown University is horrific. Students should be able to learn in peace, not fear gun violence. My heart goes out to the victims, their loved ones, and the entire Providence community.
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The deadly shooting at Brown University is horrific. Students should be able to learn in peace, not fear gun violence. My heart goes out to the victims, their loved ones, and the entire Providence community.
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Philip Rivers' oldest kid is almost the same age as Riley Leonard
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Philip Rivers' oldest kid is almost the same age as Riley Leonard
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NEWS: Democrat Mary Robichaux has defeated Republican incumbent Kurt Wilson in a runoff election to become the next Mayor of Roswell, Georgia. A major upset and another sign of shifting suburban politics in the South.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
NEWS: Democrat Mary Robichaux has defeated Republican incumbent Kurt Wilson in a runoff election to become the next Mayor of Roswell, Georgia. A major upset and another sign of shifting suburban politics in the South.
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Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.
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Disgusted to hear of the targeted shooting of National Guard members in DC today. All Americans should unite in condemning and rejecting this violence. Sending prayers to these victims and their families, and thankful to the responders who acted so quickly.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Disgusted to hear of the targeted shooting of National Guard members in DC today. All Americans should unite in condemning and rejecting this violence. Sending prayers to these victims and their families, and thankful to the responders who acted so quickly.
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God is begging you to send these National Guard troops home to be with their families. Stop ruining their lives so that Donald can cosplay fascism.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
God is begging you to send these National Guard troops home to be with their families. Stop ruining their lives so that Donald can cosplay fascism.
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This year has been the longest decade in a century.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This year has been the longest decade in a century.
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The House Oversight Committee says there has been an “intense White House cover-up” of the Epstein files.
In other news, water is wet, the Pope is Catholic, and bears shit in the woods.
In other news, water is wet, the Pope is Catholic, and bears shit in the woods.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The House Oversight Committee says there has been an “intense White House cover-up” of the Epstein files.
In other news, water is wet, the Pope is Catholic, and bears shit in the woods.
In other news, water is wet, the Pope is Catholic, and bears shit in the woods.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is willingly leaving Congress a year early?!
*rips up and throws away bingo card
*rips up and throws away bingo card
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is willingly leaving Congress a year early?!
*rips up and throws away bingo card
*rips up and throws away bingo card
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It should be terrifying to everyone
that even Jeffrey Epstein thought
Trump was a dirty piece of shit.
that even Jeffrey Epstein thought
Trump was a dirty piece of shit.
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It should be terrifying to everyone
that even Jeffrey Epstein thought
Trump was a dirty piece of shit.
that even Jeffrey Epstein thought
Trump was a dirty piece of shit.
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The weathiest country in the world doesn't mean a thing if it won’t feed its own people.
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The weathiest country in the world doesn't mean a thing if it won’t feed its own people.
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It shouldn’t require a judge to step in for the president to honor his oath.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It shouldn’t require a judge to step in for the president to honor his oath.
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 107 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
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The issue isn’t just remodeling the Lincoln bathroom, it’s doing it in all marble, during a shutdown, and posting about it. It’s not about throwing a Halloween party, it’s deciding the theme is Great Gatsby while millions are scared they’re going to starve. Character is the issue
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The issue isn’t just remodeling the Lincoln bathroom, it’s doing it in all marble, during a shutdown, and posting about it. It’s not about throwing a Halloween party, it’s deciding the theme is Great Gatsby while millions are scared they’re going to starve. Character is the issue
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The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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I'm rooting for the Blue Jays just so I can see Donald melt down over a Canadian team winning the World Series.
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm rooting for the Blue Jays just so I can see Donald melt down over a Canadian team winning the World Series.
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Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.
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Trump is sending $40 billion in taxpayer money to Argentina without the approval of Congress.
Let’s call this what it is.
It’s a bribe to get the Argentinian people to reelect a fellow dictator, and it’s a big fuck you to the American people.
Let’s call this what it is.
It’s a bribe to get the Argentinian people to reelect a fellow dictator, and it’s a big fuck you to the American people.
October 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trump is sending $40 billion in taxpayer money to Argentina without the approval of Congress.
Let’s call this what it is.
It’s a bribe to get the Argentinian people to reelect a fellow dictator, and it’s a big fuck you to the American people.
Let’s call this what it is.
It’s a bribe to get the Argentinian people to reelect a fellow dictator, and it’s a big fuck you to the American people.
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No money for healthcare, no money for veterans, no money for farmers. But good news: Trump just doubled Argentina’s bailout to $40 billion.
October 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
No money for healthcare, no money for veterans, no money for farmers. But good news: Trump just doubled Argentina’s bailout to $40 billion.