Me when I’m psychic:
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Me when I’m psychic:
In case you were wondering why we don’t live in a utopia of healthcare on this planet, all of these people are scientists researching a disease that impacts 1 in 100,000 people and they’re all talking to just each other, when I literally have the disease they study.
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
In case you were wondering why we don’t live in a utopia of healthcare on this planet, all of these people are scientists researching a disease that impacts 1 in 100,000 people and they’re all talking to just each other, when I literally have the disease they study.
Since the entire world is just garbage, I made banana chocolate chip muffins. Lmk if you want some.
September 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Since the entire world is just garbage, I made banana chocolate chip muffins. Lmk if you want some.
Spent the weekend in NYC shopping for pens and watching every show. It was fantastic.
September 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Spent the weekend in NYC shopping for pens and watching every show. It was fantastic.
Wait! I was RIGHT????
August 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wait! I was RIGHT????
Lies. All lies. From a .gov email address… so dangerous.
July 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Lies. All lies. From a .gov email address… so dangerous.
What the actual fuck is this? #socialsecurity #bbb
July 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What the actual fuck is this? #socialsecurity #bbb
Is drunk book editing a good idea?
June 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Is drunk book editing a good idea?
It feels so good to remember than sanity exists. DC protest today
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It feels so good to remember than sanity exists. DC protest today
Our valentines dessert is actually insane and gold leaf’d
February 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Our valentines dessert is actually insane and gold leaf’d
If you’re like ???? to this Gulf of Mexico thing, I recommend The Deepest Map by Laura Trethewey
February 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
If you’re like ???? to this Gulf of Mexico thing, I recommend The Deepest Map by Laura Trethewey
My dog is addicted to chocolate. She’s only ever successfully eaten it once but any time it’s around or we’re having some, she’s right there
February 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My dog is addicted to chocolate. She’s only ever successfully eaten it once but any time it’s around or we’re having some, she’s right there
That was incredible. @dimension20.bsky.social knocked it out of the garden #gauntletatthegarden complete with ESB lit for Section 31 tonight? Nerds run this town
January 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
That was incredible. @dimension20.bsky.social knocked it out of the garden #gauntletatthegarden complete with ESB lit for Section 31 tonight? Nerds run this town
So I have carpal tunnel apparently??? Wtf? Introducing my lucky fin!
January 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
So I have carpal tunnel apparently??? Wtf? Introducing my lucky fin!
I replaced TikTok and Instagram with:
💪 Cronometer
🐥 Finch
☕️ Cappuccino
💍 Oura
1/5
💪 Cronometer
🐥 Finch
☕️ Cappuccino
💍 Oura
1/5
January 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I replaced TikTok and Instagram with:
💪 Cronometer
🐥 Finch
☕️ Cappuccino
💍 Oura
1/5
💪 Cronometer
🐥 Finch
☕️ Cappuccino
💍 Oura
1/5
Caption my dog’s vaguely festive existential crisis:
December 30, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Caption my dog’s vaguely festive existential crisis:
This hits like a McDonalds Sprite
December 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
This hits like a McDonalds Sprite
TFW you have been carrying around a $20 for three months bc you never use cash so you decide to just throw it in a slot machine on a Vegas layover… and now you have to carry around yet more cash…
December 12, 2024 at 6:22 AM
TFW you have been carrying around a $20 for three months bc you never use cash so you decide to just throw it in a slot machine on a Vegas layover… and now you have to carry around yet more cash…
For the third year in a row (aka all the years I’ve had my own Spotify account), Taylor is my top artist!
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
For the third year in a row (aka all the years I’ve had my own Spotify account), Taylor is my top artist!
Chicken Caesar Wraps! Just Bare Chicken tenders (13 min in the air fryer!) and bagged salad on a carb smart tortilla with a sprinkle of crispy onions. Delicious & easy!
December 2, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Chicken Caesar Wraps! Just Bare Chicken tenders (13 min in the air fryer!) and bagged salad on a carb smart tortilla with a sprinkle of crispy onions. Delicious & easy!
Happy thanksgiving!!!!! And happy early birthday to meeeeeeeee #taylorswift #callitwhatyouwant
November 28, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Happy thanksgiving!!!!! And happy early birthday to meeeeeeeee #taylorswift #callitwhatyouwant
Insanely delicious
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Insanely delicious
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie