My cousin-in-law called me today with a “business question” and that’s all I want from this life
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My cousin-in-law called me today with a “business question” and that’s all I want from this life
Piranhas:Chum::Oligarchs:America
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Piranhas:Chum::Oligarchs:America
If there’s a hot millennial out there who wants to primary any of these senators, here’s a free campaign slogan: “Cringe, Not Corruption”
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If there’s a hot millennial out there who wants to primary any of these senators, here’s a free campaign slogan: “Cringe, Not Corruption”
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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
I literally got married (again) last week but I just want to plan the next one immediately.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I literally got married (again) last week but I just want to plan the next one immediately.
My incredible Californian wife has lived on the east coast for ten whole years and still runs outside at the first snow. I’m obsessed with her.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My incredible Californian wife has lived on the east coast for ten whole years and still runs outside at the first snow. I’m obsessed with her.
Thrilled that my marriage isn’t about to be overturned but every time this court does anything good it’s because they plan to do something super terrible so… forgive me for not celebrating just yet.
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Thrilled that my marriage isn’t about to be overturned but every time this court does anything good it’s because they plan to do something super terrible so… forgive me for not celebrating just yet.
Hey Virginia! Time to bully Tim Kaine again!
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hey Virginia! Time to bully Tim Kaine again!
I’d rather my neighbor have affordable healthcare than my wife to get a paycheck. #holdtheline
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’d rather my neighbor have affordable healthcare than my wife to get a paycheck. #holdtheline
Trust not in Axios
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trust not in Axios
They really didn’t count on millennials learning about Islam from Muslims instead of just trusting American propaganda…
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
They really didn’t count on millennials learning about Islam from Muslims instead of just trusting American propaganda…
Zohran is a genius. He’s doing the action which implies the meaning instead of telling us the meaning. He’s literally showing us instead of telling us… that’s why he feels fictional, like I’m watching the movie of this life. Implying that the good buys always win. Making him inevitable.
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Zohran is a genius. He’s doing the action which implies the meaning instead of telling us the meaning. He’s literally showing us instead of telling us… that’s why he feels fictional, like I’m watching the movie of this life. Implying that the good buys always win. Making him inevitable.
He didn’t even take today off. He’s already posting about transparency on the transition… damn. Am I just used to old people? I’m shocked…
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He didn’t even take today off. He’s already posting about transparency on the transition… damn. Am I just used to old people? I’m shocked…
I’m obsessed with how each of these dems has to wait for the prior one to finish giving their victory speech. There’s a line.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m obsessed with how each of these dems has to wait for the prior one to finish giving their victory speech. There’s a line.
They threw the weight of America’s most traumatic day at him and he didn’t even blink. He didn’t even do the politically obvious thing and disavow Hasan to put distance there. He stayed laser focused. And he won.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
They threw the weight of America’s most traumatic day at him and he didn’t even blink. He didn’t even do the politically obvious thing and disavow Hasan to put distance there. He stayed laser focused. And he won.
Zohran’s closing message is Socialism Works. Out loud. Unapologetically. Democrats need to hear him. And hear NYC tomorrow. Listen or be left behind.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Zohran’s closing message is Socialism Works. Out loud. Unapologetically. Democrats need to hear him. And hear NYC tomorrow. Listen or be left behind.
Have we considered that there a boys in the Epstein files and that JD is prob one of them?
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Have we considered that there a boys in the Epstein files and that JD is prob one of them?
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When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?
So, there’s no oversight or audits on the White House’s building funds. He’s doing to this nation what he did to all those casinos he ran into the ground.
October 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So, there’s no oversight or audits on the White House’s building funds. He’s doing to this nation what he did to all those casinos he ran into the ground.
I think about the applause break after the opening of Act II of Operation Mincemeat daily.
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I think about the applause break after the opening of Act II of Operation Mincemeat daily.
Sometimes I wonder why anyone wants a random midlevel exec job in government. It’s a thankless role with big responsibilities and intense oversight but then I remind myself: they aren’t going to the office. They’re going to dinner with unscrupulous people to solicits bribes for their new influence…
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Sometimes I wonder why anyone wants a random midlevel exec job in government. It’s a thankless role with big responsibilities and intense oversight but then I remind myself: they aren’t going to the office. They’re going to dinner with unscrupulous people to solicits bribes for their new influence…
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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
Remember when the conclusion of the 9/11 committee that the major failure was a lack of imagination that someone would be this cruel and evil? Seems relevant…
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Remember when the conclusion of the 9/11 committee that the major failure was a lack of imagination that someone would be this cruel and evil? Seems relevant…