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@ellebae.bsky.social
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neutral evil
survivor of 300mg spiro
your illiteracy is not my fault
Since this goober turned off all interaction with this:

My parents employment was as a small business franchise owner, I.e. no employer provided health insurance. As such, most of my childhood was uninsured, paying out of pocket because post ACA health insurance was exorbitantly expensive.
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
ok I'm Delcatty with Normalize, it's too late
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
September 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"can liberalism be saved", answers a Friend of Kissinger
September 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
September 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I think I'll go to the lake after work and say hi to the ducks until the news settles in a few hours
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I forgot to send this to you, someone apparently got pissed off at the Skechers ads that they tore it down 😅

ok I think I've heard the new security line too and ugh it's weirdddd
September 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Burrito update: I have found a burrito truck that makes burritos that are 120% of my stomach capacity. Perhaps a bit too much burrito.
September 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
everyone who is treating unblur like science really needs to look at "white unblurred obama" again
September 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
August 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
ducky! 🦆
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
ok here's some to tide you over :)
August 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
my small knife is just wood! but no fr those tiny knives are always in silly colors
August 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i hope you don't mind :)
August 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I love taking bdsm quizzes because seeing the no-kink result is a reward in and of itself

spankpls.com/bdsm-test
July 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don't trust you parasocial clingers to talk about this when they ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP / COMMUNITY with you. No, sharing a demographic characteristic does not inherently make a community.
July 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
god I wish I could get these in the US (open alt for description)
July 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
they are tote bag sized so make sure to tell your enemies to carry them home
July 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This one is in my favorites for a reason
June 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Grass: touched!
Pride walk/run: ran!
Legs: jelly 😭
June 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think Jonathan Cowan should wipe his ass with some of these leaves. After all, it's a very popular idea that polls well across most ideological lines, so we're waiting!
May 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Like I went for naengmyun at Olle last year because it was close to lodging. Looks beautiful, was bland as fuck. Also $20+tax+tip for a medium small portion. Send your enemies here.
May 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
illiterate ramblings, pay no mind

Instead please look at this baby Manul
May 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
unemployed men 1pm on a weekday
May 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
@lindseyboylan.bsky.social I was cleaning out my room before my move, and look what I found! It really has been quite a few years 🥲
May 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM