Yael
elle91.bsky.social
Yael
@elle91.bsky.social
New platform who dis
The left and the right hearing Trump call Mamdani "a very rational person"
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The fact that this is the pope makes it even more surreal that we're in living in this bad of a timeline.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Walnut is not feeling well & has taken this opportunity to reach the next level of cling.
October 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Zinnie doesn't understand why this cat won't be her friend. Who's going to tell her
October 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
People with ADHD for the entire day when they have an appointment at 3 pm
August 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Of course we're all filled with microplastics. This was the most popular water bottle for a solid decade.
August 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Posing with invasive plants I removed like dudes pose with dead fish
May 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Fuck the cosmetic industry and their unattainable beauty standards
March 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is going to be the first line of my autobiography.
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
🎶CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK🎶
February 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Hard pour corn vs. soft pour corn
February 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What I meant to do: go to the store, meal prep

What I did: watch 2 hours of reels of ortnodontists putting on braces, dye my hair
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It's actually true my gender is infant (Democrat)
January 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Spoiler: they get bigger and more annoying.
January 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Sorry for the interruption, but I am having a VERY good scar day
January 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
OK but what did they say about me exactly? because sometimes things sound like compliments but they actually aren't compliments
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When I say I need a drink after a long day, this is what I mean
January 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Why settle for elf on a shelf when you could have
December 25, 2024 at 10:14 PM
The "Twelve Days of Christmas" person's significant other opening yet another present
December 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
"Pack light" yea ok just the essentials
December 13, 2024 at 2:42 AM
It's because of stuff like this
December 6, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Not even one day on here and I've already found a troll, it feels like home 🥰🥰
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM