I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.

Many adults are likely to discover things we should've known for years. My Alabama sex ed nearly led to a life-threatening situation when I was 18.

I repeatedly called without an answer or even reaching voicemail. I sent an email and received a generic reply—"we hear you, we're doing our best"—without addressing anything from my message. It seemed they just copied my name onto a standard response.

Because he's a complete failure.

He has no idea what's going on.