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Ella Knoernschild
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Thinking about how my friend came out as a Belieber in elementary school by wearing a Justin Bieber t shirt on our 4th grade camp trip…
July 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Everytime I rewatch greys anatomy I remember that Derek is actually the living worst. That semi did Meredith a favor.
April 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Jokes on me. He just took polish off and one of my toe nails is completely black and yellow 😋
He’s also breathing rly heavenly while doing so. I swear it would take a fraction of the time to take a drill to that
It’s happening again. The nail tech is ripping off my shellac 😖
March 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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A poem by me <3

I do not like our president
I do not like his orange face
I do like the little men
Who will not put him in his place
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He’s also breathing rly heavenly while doing so. I swear it would take a fraction of the time to take a drill to that
It’s happening again. The nail tech is ripping off my shellac 😖
March 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s happening again. The nail tech is ripping off my shellac 😖
March 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My favorite thing to do while watching an awards show is yell out the names of all the celebrities I see in the crowd
February 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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A woman doing anything is okay. A man doing anything is questionable
February 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Really trying to make things happen
February 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Where did all the Roly-polys go?
February 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Lowkey can other rich people step up and help us common folks out now??? Like step your pussy up
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM