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Alaska airlines doesn’t hold space for my bag in the over head bin
July 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Alaska airlines doesn’t hold space for my bag in the over head bin
Lenny Kravitz is what RFK thinks he is
June 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Lenny Kravitz is what RFK thinks he is
It’s kinda chug that Wes Anderson still makes movies …
June 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It’s kinda chug that Wes Anderson still makes movies …
Having a bad day at the thrift store is a lot like swiping in a dating app for 45 minutes, you start liking weird shit and your standards end up in the toilet
June 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Having a bad day at the thrift store is a lot like swiping in a dating app for 45 minutes, you start liking weird shit and your standards end up in the toilet
If you unfollowed me on instagram don’t hit w the LinkedIn invite
May 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you unfollowed me on instagram don’t hit w the LinkedIn invite
I only feel autistic when speaking to men
May 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I only feel autistic when speaking to men
Can we as a society chill?
May 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Can we as a society chill?
Give me a rooftop DQ now!
May 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Give me a rooftop DQ now!
As women we all have that one way older man we hooked up with when we were way too young. As a Mormon you have to marry that person???? HELLO
May 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
As women we all have that one way older man we hooked up with when we were way too young. As a Mormon you have to marry that person???? HELLO
Pedro McSexyPants Pascal
May 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Pedro McSexyPants Pascal
Fuck it I’m farting in yoga
May 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fuck it I’m farting in yoga
Watching the measles spread throughout America
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Watching the measles spread throughout America
Remembered this app exists hiiii
May 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Remembered this app exists hiiii
Why are we paying taxes doe
May 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Why are we paying taxes doe
Some white women just carry themselves like they KNOW they’re an aryan wet dream
May 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Some white women just carry themselves like they KNOW they’re an aryan wet dream
Pretending it’s summer and eating half a watermelon for dinner
April 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Pretending it’s summer and eating half a watermelon for dinner
Bring back GURL
April 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Bring back GURL
The urge to spend my entire life saving on a billboard of my face
April 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The urge to spend my entire life saving on a billboard of my face
I wonder what republicans think when they read hunger games
April 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I wonder what republicans think when they read hunger games
The Atis and Anna Paul shit is literally Australian Epstein
April 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The Atis and Anna Paul shit is literally Australian Epstein
Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt 2025
April 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt 2025
People will say Beyoncé’s Texas Holdem doesn’t make any sense then sing all 8 minutes and 36 seconds of Don Mclean’s American Pie
March 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
People will say Beyoncé’s Texas Holdem doesn’t make any sense then sing all 8 minutes and 36 seconds of Don Mclean’s American Pie
Hate when someone comes into work and I immediately feel like they voted for Trump
March 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hate when someone comes into work and I immediately feel like they voted for Trump
No matter how broke I am, I fear I will be spending $15 on those true blue pasture raised eggs with a AAA rating
March 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
No matter how broke I am, I fear I will be spending $15 on those true blue pasture raised eggs with a AAA rating
My boyfriend just said “they don’t have headphones for their noses either”
Sometimes I fart in public w my headphones in forgetting that other people can hear me
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My boyfriend just said “they don’t have headphones for their noses either”