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Not your Mommy.
@ellah-johansson.bsky.social
Baddy from the bowels of antarctica (or something like that?) I’m a Jill of All Trades.
I do things. What about you? Huh? Huh?

📝 Log ‘n Blog
Unfortunately, MaxTac can still easily stop me dead in my tracks. I won’t flex where I can’t, I’ll eventually get there.
September 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Got my nails gelled up, they always look great, smooth, glossy. Either I get them professionally done or I don't have them done at all. Something something pampering and self care rituals. I need to get a peti soon tho.
August 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
POV - You worked for Arasaka but got chewed up and reduced to merc gigs and stripping at the Dicky Twister.
August 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Self care day - I got my nails gelled and pigged out on a spicy gochujang chicken sandwich with a big ass lemonade.
August 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This coffee cocktail will give you the up-down buzz! Burbon, Coffee Liquor, Coffee Concentrate, Sugar, heavy cream and milk garnished with coffee.
August 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Things didn’t end on a great note but not on a bad note either. I just can’t jive with self destructive or manic behavior and I’m burnt out from hosting while keeping things civil.

Normally I journal on IG because the 9:16 ratio is easier to work with than BlueSky’s square ratio.
August 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Scrambled eggs done a tad different. Pan? Nah, in the pot! Cheese? Nope, Crème fraîche. Salt, pepper, chive and send it. It was aight! I’d do this again!
August 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The perfect sauce was created last night. The perfect sauce, I’ll die on that hill. Balance, flavor, character. I finally have it down to a science.
July 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Evening sip of some good whiskey!
Stagg (Single Barrel select)
July 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Likely the only pic I’ll post of myself on this platform.
July 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Some finds from the beach. Nothing extraordinary, but some cool stuff. My favorites being the agate nodule still in basalt and being able to follow up the black sand with an iron oxide rich source rock (magnetite aka black sand is also an iron oxide.)
July 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
While everyone was celebrating the 4th I went somewhere significantly quitter to reflect, ponder, think and temporarily escape from the shit stye alongside with my primary partner. Very needed and it was very nice. Lots to rest, relaxation, came back home a new girl. 😌
July 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
How it started vs. how it ended.
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Some much needed shopping done to wrap up my room. Only thing not shown is the accent pillows. ‘Twas a fun day today.
July 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
POV: boycats and girlboobs.
July 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One of two pieces finished this year! LP Warhammer, Faxon BCG, milspec on the rest. My AR pistol will be decked out - running .300 in supersonic, billet lower, 7.5” barrel for taking corners, Radian parts, 3LB drop in trigger, SP honeybadger brace, Flex 1 Thermal Reflex with irons/tritium.
July 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*intense feline judgment*
June 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Category: “Graffiti you find at the dive bar bathroom.”
June 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM