Not your Mommy.
@ellah-johansson.bsky.social
Baddy from the bowels of antarctica (or something like that?) I’m a Jill of All Trades.
I do things. What about you? Huh? Huh?
📝 Log ‘n Blog
I do things. What about you? Huh? Huh?
📝 Log ‘n Blog
Unfortunately, MaxTac can still easily stop me dead in my tracks. I won’t flex where I can’t, I’ll eventually get there.
September 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Unfortunately, MaxTac can still easily stop me dead in my tracks. I won’t flex where I can’t, I’ll eventually get there.
Got my nails gelled up, they always look great, smooth, glossy. Either I get them professionally done or I don't have them done at all. Something something pampering and self care rituals. I need to get a peti soon tho.
August 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Got my nails gelled up, they always look great, smooth, glossy. Either I get them professionally done or I don't have them done at all. Something something pampering and self care rituals. I need to get a peti soon tho.
POV - You worked for Arasaka but got chewed up and reduced to merc gigs and stripping at the Dicky Twister.
August 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
POV - You worked for Arasaka but got chewed up and reduced to merc gigs and stripping at the Dicky Twister.
Self care day - I got my nails gelled and pigged out on a spicy gochujang chicken sandwich with a big ass lemonade.
August 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Self care day - I got my nails gelled and pigged out on a spicy gochujang chicken sandwich with a big ass lemonade.
This week was so repulsive that it almost turned me heterosexual. 😮💨
August 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This week was so repulsive that it almost turned me heterosexual. 😮💨
This coffee cocktail will give you the up-down buzz! Burbon, Coffee Liquor, Coffee Concentrate, Sugar, heavy cream and milk garnished with coffee.
August 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This coffee cocktail will give you the up-down buzz! Burbon, Coffee Liquor, Coffee Concentrate, Sugar, heavy cream and milk garnished with coffee.
Things didn’t end on a great note but not on a bad note either. I just can’t jive with self destructive or manic behavior and I’m burnt out from hosting while keeping things civil.
Normally I journal on IG because the 9:16 ratio is easier to work with than BlueSky’s square ratio.
Normally I journal on IG because the 9:16 ratio is easier to work with than BlueSky’s square ratio.
August 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Things didn’t end on a great note but not on a bad note either. I just can’t jive with self destructive or manic behavior and I’m burnt out from hosting while keeping things civil.
Normally I journal on IG because the 9:16 ratio is easier to work with than BlueSky’s square ratio.
Normally I journal on IG because the 9:16 ratio is easier to work with than BlueSky’s square ratio.
I really need to create a litmus test that gauges how honest, mature and developed someone is as a person before finding out IRL. I can’t be mad at this individual but I can take a step back and personally distance myself. They say “You are who your clique is” and you’re definitely not fit for mine.
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I really need to create a litmus test that gauges how honest, mature and developed someone is as a person before finding out IRL. I can’t be mad at this individual but I can take a step back and personally distance myself. They say “You are who your clique is” and you’re definitely not fit for mine.
Scrambled eggs done a tad different. Pan? Nah, in the pot! Cheese? Nope, Crème fraîche. Salt, pepper, chive and send it. It was aight! I’d do this again!
August 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Scrambled eggs done a tad different. Pan? Nah, in the pot! Cheese? Nope, Crème fraîche. Salt, pepper, chive and send it. It was aight! I’d do this again!
Not sure how I feel about this platform. Feels dead and it feels like the only way to grow following is to post hole.
July 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Not sure how I feel about this platform. Feels dead and it feels like the only way to grow following is to post hole.
The perfect sauce was created last night. The perfect sauce, I’ll die on that hill. Balance, flavor, character. I finally have it down to a science.
July 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The perfect sauce was created last night. The perfect sauce, I’ll die on that hill. Balance, flavor, character. I finally have it down to a science.
Cyberpunk 2077 binge since Sunday. Thought yesterday was Wednesday.
No sense of time, oppsie daisy..
No sense of time, oppsie daisy..
July 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Cyberpunk 2077 binge since Sunday. Thought yesterday was Wednesday.
No sense of time, oppsie daisy..
No sense of time, oppsie daisy..
Evening sip of some good whiskey!
Stagg (Single Barrel select)
Stagg (Single Barrel select)
July 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Evening sip of some good whiskey!
Stagg (Single Barrel select)
Stagg (Single Barrel select)
It’s pride weekend in PDX. KISS all your friends, give them the biggest hugs.
July 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It’s pride weekend in PDX. KISS all your friends, give them the biggest hugs.
“Are you privileged or are you a PornHub category?”
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“Are you privileged or are you a PornHub category?”
Likely the only pic I’ll post of myself on this platform.
July 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Likely the only pic I’ll post of myself on this platform.
Some finds from the beach. Nothing extraordinary, but some cool stuff. My favorites being the agate nodule still in basalt and being able to follow up the black sand with an iron oxide rich source rock (magnetite aka black sand is also an iron oxide.)
July 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Some finds from the beach. Nothing extraordinary, but some cool stuff. My favorites being the agate nodule still in basalt and being able to follow up the black sand with an iron oxide rich source rock (magnetite aka black sand is also an iron oxide.)
While everyone was celebrating the 4th I went somewhere significantly quitter to reflect, ponder, think and temporarily escape from the shit stye alongside with my primary partner. Very needed and it was very nice. Lots to rest, relaxation, came back home a new girl. 😌
July 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
While everyone was celebrating the 4th I went somewhere significantly quitter to reflect, ponder, think and temporarily escape from the shit stye alongside with my primary partner. Very needed and it was very nice. Lots to rest, relaxation, came back home a new girl. 😌
How it started vs. how it ended.
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How it started vs. how it ended.
Some much needed shopping done to wrap up my room. Only thing not shown is the accent pillows. ‘Twas a fun day today.
July 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Some much needed shopping done to wrap up my room. Only thing not shown is the accent pillows. ‘Twas a fun day today.
POV: boycats and girlboobs.
July 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
POV: boycats and girlboobs.
One of two pieces finished this year! LP Warhammer, Faxon BCG, milspec on the rest. My AR pistol will be decked out - running .300 in supersonic, billet lower, 7.5” barrel for taking corners, Radian parts, 3LB drop in trigger, SP honeybadger brace, Flex 1 Thermal Reflex with irons/tritium.
July 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One of two pieces finished this year! LP Warhammer, Faxon BCG, milspec on the rest. My AR pistol will be decked out - running .300 in supersonic, billet lower, 7.5” barrel for taking corners, Radian parts, 3LB drop in trigger, SP honeybadger brace, Flex 1 Thermal Reflex with irons/tritium.
Two months ago I performed in front of 1500 people, this evening it’ll be 900 to 1200 people and close to sold out at the venue. Am very excited for tonight. I need to get some sleep soon, I’m just adding the finishing touches so I’m all set for later! 😌😌😌
June 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Two months ago I performed in front of 1500 people, this evening it’ll be 900 to 1200 people and close to sold out at the venue. Am very excited for tonight. I need to get some sleep soon, I’m just adding the finishing touches so I’m all set for later! 😌😌😌
*intense feline judgment*
June 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
*intense feline judgment*
Category: “Graffiti you find at the dive bar bathroom.”
June 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Category: “Graffiti you find at the dive bar bathroom.”