Bette Tucker
@ellabee95.bsky.social
Aspiring author • Competitive skydiver • BJJ purple belt • World traveler
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Just remembering how amazingly hilarious Bottoms is.
That's it, that's the tweet.
That's it, that's the tweet.
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Just remembering how amazingly hilarious Bottoms is.
That's it, that's the tweet.
That's it, that's the tweet.
Mr Funches has a stan for life in mwa ❤️💜💖 the way he handled himself on Traitors will always be iconic (the sweaters will be too!)
"I don't think we can interact respectfully"
"...this game is fake so it's hard to see that people are real..."
Gone too soon 🫡 👑 💔
@ronfunches.bsky.social
"I don't think we can interact respectfully"
"...this game is fake so it's hard to see that people are real..."
Gone too soon 🫡 👑 💔
@ronfunches.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Mr Funches has a stan for life in mwa ❤️💜💖 the way he handled himself on Traitors will always be iconic (the sweaters will be too!)
"I don't think we can interact respectfully"
"...this game is fake so it's hard to see that people are real..."
Gone too soon 🫡 👑 💔
@ronfunches.bsky.social
"I don't think we can interact respectfully"
"...this game is fake so it's hard to see that people are real..."
Gone too soon 🫡 👑 💔
@ronfunches.bsky.social
Tell me why I'm devestated over the Bears loss! Why do I feel gutted about a team I don't support in a sport I don't watch? And yet, I'm crushed
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Tell me why I'm devestated over the Bears loss! Why do I feel gutted about a team I don't support in a sport I don't watch? And yet, I'm crushed
In a shocking turn of events, querying continues to rip my heart out, stomp the hell out of it, and shove it back into my chest
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
In a shocking turn of events, querying continues to rip my heart out, stomp the hell out of it, and shove it back into my chest
2016 to 2026 Personal Glow Ups since we're throwing it back
Twin bed & 6 roommates > sharing a queen 👑 with my spouse
No hobbies > skydiving, bjj, writing
No exercise > 3 times a week 💪
Writing in secret, no plan, unable to finish books > six books deep and growing 💗
...my cooking is worse tho
Twin bed & 6 roommates > sharing a queen 👑 with my spouse
No hobbies > skydiving, bjj, writing
No exercise > 3 times a week 💪
Writing in secret, no plan, unable to finish books > six books deep and growing 💗
...my cooking is worse tho
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 AM
2016 to 2026 Personal Glow Ups since we're throwing it back
Twin bed & 6 roommates > sharing a queen 👑 with my spouse
No hobbies > skydiving, bjj, writing
No exercise > 3 times a week 💪
Writing in secret, no plan, unable to finish books > six books deep and growing 💗
...my cooking is worse tho
Twin bed & 6 roommates > sharing a queen 👑 with my spouse
No hobbies > skydiving, bjj, writing
No exercise > 3 times a week 💪
Writing in secret, no plan, unable to finish books > six books deep and growing 💗
...my cooking is worse tho
No one comes here, so I feel honor bound to alert the few who do that I legitimately wrote a real person/fictional character fanfic and on Beyonce's internet the two people i.e. the real person/actress for character read a piece of it aloud.
We're only four days into 2026.
Send help.
We're only four days into 2026.
Send help.
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
No one comes here, so I feel honor bound to alert the few who do that I legitimately wrote a real person/fictional character fanfic and on Beyonce's internet the two people i.e. the real person/actress for character read a piece of it aloud.
We're only four days into 2026.
Send help.
We're only four days into 2026.
Send help.
Every time I think I'm done with edits for The Book of My Heart, I hear something insane, like cutting 18K words will make my book more appealing to the belt-tightening publishing world...
And it's not like I'm going to ignore that advice, but that doesn't negate my desire to scream into the void
And it's not like I'm going to ignore that advice, but that doesn't negate my desire to scream into the void
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Every time I think I'm done with edits for The Book of My Heart, I hear something insane, like cutting 18K words will make my book more appealing to the belt-tightening publishing world...
And it's not like I'm going to ignore that advice, but that doesn't negate my desire to scream into the void
And it's not like I'm going to ignore that advice, but that doesn't negate my desire to scream into the void
Ohhhh shit! Criminal Minds dropping Shakespeare bars that unexpectedly send me 😜
"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable."
"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable."
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Ohhhh shit! Criminal Minds dropping Shakespeare bars that unexpectedly send me 😜
"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable."
"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable."
This gaming store is so freaking cool 📚 🎯 ♠️♦️
January 2, 2026 at 8:15 AM
This gaming store is so freaking cool 📚 🎯 ♠️♦️
I feel like everyone should know who I find attractive. Maybe I should do a 12 days of Christmas and just list people who are hot.
Day 1: Respectfully, Coach Jackie
Day 1: Respectfully, Coach Jackie
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I feel like everyone should know who I find attractive. Maybe I should do a 12 days of Christmas and just list people who are hot.
Day 1: Respectfully, Coach Jackie
Day 1: Respectfully, Coach Jackie
It makes me so mad that the greatest motivational phrase of all time is a brand slogan...
Just do it. Do it scared.
Just do it. Do it stupid.
Just fucking do it.
Just do it. Do it scared.
Just do it. Do it stupid.
Just fucking do it.
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It makes me so mad that the greatest motivational phrase of all time is a brand slogan...
Just do it. Do it scared.
Just do it. Do it stupid.
Just fucking do it.
Just do it. Do it scared.
Just do it. Do it stupid.
Just fucking do it.
Dreams are free to have.
You should have a ton, big and small. Get creative with it and go wild.
But chasing dreams requires sacrifice.
You must make yourself vulnerable, bad, embarrassing. You must miss out on things you want, people you want to be with.
You should have a ton, big and small. Get creative with it and go wild.
But chasing dreams requires sacrifice.
You must make yourself vulnerable, bad, embarrassing. You must miss out on things you want, people you want to be with.
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Dreams are free to have.
You should have a ton, big and small. Get creative with it and go wild.
But chasing dreams requires sacrifice.
You must make yourself vulnerable, bad, embarrassing. You must miss out on things you want, people you want to be with.
You should have a ton, big and small. Get creative with it and go wild.
But chasing dreams requires sacrifice.
You must make yourself vulnerable, bad, embarrassing. You must miss out on things you want, people you want to be with.
The first gay story I wrote was a Kate/Ziva NCIS fanfic where Tony died instead, but everything else in the show stayed the same.
It was horrible. It was less than 5k words. It was smutty (for a virgin 15 year old). I think about it a lot.
It was horrible. It was less than 5k words. It was smutty (for a virgin 15 year old). I think about it a lot.
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The first gay story I wrote was a Kate/Ziva NCIS fanfic where Tony died instead, but everything else in the show stayed the same.
It was horrible. It was less than 5k words. It was smutty (for a virgin 15 year old). I think about it a lot.
It was horrible. It was less than 5k words. It was smutty (for a virgin 15 year old). I think about it a lot.
Nothing is inevitable, but some things seem more likely as time goes on.
--This banger line lives in my head from a TIVA fanfic circa ~2011
--This banger line lives in my head from a TIVA fanfic circa ~2011
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Nothing is inevitable, but some things seem more likely as time goes on.
--This banger line lives in my head from a TIVA fanfic circa ~2011
--This banger line lives in my head from a TIVA fanfic circa ~2011
Heated Rivalry continues to ruin my life, this time from Vietnam as I binge both Hollanov books and rewatch Ep 1-4 for the fourth time.
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Heated Rivalry continues to ruin my life, this time from Vietnam as I binge both Hollanov books and rewatch Ep 1-4 for the fourth time.
Met an F1 driver today...at least the embodiment of one in a 60 year old Bangkok tuk tuk driver
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Met an F1 driver today...at least the embodiment of one in a 60 year old Bangkok tuk tuk driver
Heated Rivalry is destroying my life. I'm three days into a trip to Thailand and every time I rest I'm thinking about how I'm going to stream episode 4 when it drops...
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Heated Rivalry is destroying my life. I'm three days into a trip to Thailand and every time I rest I'm thinking about how I'm going to stream episode 4 when it drops...
In case anyone wants to know my schedule for the next six months, it's this:
Dec: Heated Rivalry
Jan: Traitors US
Feb: Bridgerton S4
March: Survivor 50
Dec: Heated Rivalry
Jan: Traitors US
Feb: Bridgerton S4
March: Survivor 50
a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me above her
ALT: a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me above her
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December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
In case anyone wants to know my schedule for the next six months, it's this:
Dec: Heated Rivalry
Jan: Traitors US
Feb: Bridgerton S4
March: Survivor 50
Dec: Heated Rivalry
Jan: Traitors US
Feb: Bridgerton S4
March: Survivor 50
The world is fucked up, yes, but we also exist in a timeline with Kathani Sharma and Shane Hollander and their yearning eyes and quivering lips.
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The world is fucked up, yes, but we also exist in a timeline with Kathani Sharma and Shane Hollander and their yearning eyes and quivering lips.
Reposted by Bette Tucker
Loved this #mswl episode with Corey Finkle — learned about champagne rejections and the benefit of having an agent who isn’t scared to lovingly call you an idiot. 🤓
Plus, halfway through is a rich convo on art notes.
#writersky #scbwi #writercommunity #amwriting
open.spotify.com/episode/7jM9...
Plus, halfway through is a rich convo on art notes.
#writersky #scbwi #writercommunity #amwriting
open.spotify.com/episode/7jM9...
Hopeful Rejections, 20 Years on Submission & Accountability To Your Dreams
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Loved this #mswl episode with Corey Finkle — learned about champagne rejections and the benefit of having an agent who isn’t scared to lovingly call you an idiot. 🤓
Plus, halfway through is a rich convo on art notes.
#writersky #scbwi #writercommunity #amwriting
open.spotify.com/episode/7jM9...
Plus, halfway through is a rich convo on art notes.
#writersky #scbwi #writercommunity #amwriting
open.spotify.com/episode/7jM9...
Awww 🥰 my beta reader made me a cover mock-up for Catching Feelings, a rivals-to-lovers, surfing rom-com
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Awww 🥰 my beta reader made me a cover mock-up for Catching Feelings, a rivals-to-lovers, surfing rom-com
Chapter One: Catching Feelings and Other Horrible Impulses
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Chapter One: Catching Feelings and Other Horrible Impulses
Interconnected standalones LEAP OF FAITH and CUTTING AWAY are my contemporary rom-coms set in the world of sport parachuting where adrenaline and risk-taking reign supreme.
Written in 2024 & 2025, these books have been temporarily shelved with plans for revision in 2026 🩷💜🩵
Written in 2024 & 2025, these books have been temporarily shelved with plans for revision in 2026 🩷💜🩵
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Interconnected standalones LEAP OF FAITH and CUTTING AWAY are my contemporary rom-coms set in the world of sport parachuting where adrenaline and risk-taking reign supreme.
Written in 2024 & 2025, these books have been temporarily shelved with plans for revision in 2026 🩷💜🩵
Written in 2024 & 2025, these books have been temporarily shelved with plans for revision in 2026 🩷💜🩵
Patience and tenacity will get me published eventually...
But, like, if anyone knows where I can find a djinn...I'm open to anything
But, like, if anyone knows where I can find a djinn...I'm open to anything
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Patience and tenacity will get me published eventually...
But, like, if anyone knows where I can find a djinn...I'm open to anything
But, like, if anyone knows where I can find a djinn...I'm open to anything
In the midst of genocide occuring in Gaza, seeing the Global Sumud Flotilla gives me great hope. What's greater than the ships and individuals carrying aid has been Italy and Spain's response to recent drone attacks.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
In the midst of genocide occuring in Gaza, seeing the Global Sumud Flotilla gives me great hope. What's greater than the ships and individuals carrying aid has been Italy and Spain's response to recent drone attacks.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Free Palestine 🇵🇸