ELLIOTTCABLE
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Queery {PL,Q}T; my gender is carbohydrates & the colour pink. 💝
I write a lot of #OCaml :ocaml: for the #JavaScript ecosystem! :ocaml_hug:
DMs open […]
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I write a lot of #OCaml :ocaml: for the #JavaScript ecosystem! :ocaml_hug:
DMs open […]
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@ivory one for the feature-requests: I'd love to see a 'jump to' hotkey with fuzzy-search, ala ⌘P in VScode / Notion, ⌘K in Discord / Beeper / Spotify / Slack,
Pictured: (annoyingly) ⌘F in my beloved @things; one of the slicker/simpler implementations of the quick-picker/command-search that […]
Pictured: (annoyingly) ⌘F in my beloved @things; one of the slicker/simpler implementations of the quick-picker/command-search that […]
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functional.cafe
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Unsure if I've even mentioned this anywhere before,
but I've maintain a "Steam Curator" page for the last few years, keeping a log of how well games handle custom keyboard layouts - feel free to follow it if you want to see a note on Steam Store pages telling you whether a game's keybind […]
but I've maintain a "Steam Curator" page for the last few years, keeping a log of how well games handle custom keyboard layouts - feel free to follow it if you want to see a note on Steam Store pages telling you whether a game's keybind […]
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functional.cafe
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Unsure if I've even mentioned this anywhere before,
but I've maintain a "Steam Curator" page for the last few years, keeping a log of how well games handle custom keyboard layouts - feel free to follow it if you want to see a note on Steam Store pages telling you whether a game's keybind […]
but I've maintain a "Steam Curator" page for the last few years, keeping a log of how well games handle custom keyboard layouts - feel free to follow it if you want to see a note on Steam Store pages telling you whether a game's keybind […]
one of my stupider pet-peeves:
"what's the meta"
not all strategy is *meta-game* strategy. "the meta" is only *possible* in a multiplayer game, where the balance of the characters is being continuously tweaked by upstream developers.
Choosing a tool just because it's known to be strong […]
"what's the meta"
not all strategy is *meta-game* strategy. "the meta" is only *possible* in a multiplayer game, where the balance of the characters is being continuously tweaked by upstream developers.
Choosing a tool just because it's known to be strong […]
Original post on functional.cafe
functional.cafe
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
one of my stupider pet-peeves:
"what's the meta"
not all strategy is *meta-game* strategy. "the meta" is only *possible* in a multiplayer game, where the balance of the characters is being continuously tweaked by upstream developers.
Choosing a tool just because it's known to be strong […]
"what's the meta"
not all strategy is *meta-game* strategy. "the meta" is only *possible* in a multiplayer game, where the balance of the characters is being continuously tweaked by upstream developers.
Choosing a tool just because it's known to be strong […]
regarding AWS' outages yesterady
October 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
regarding AWS' outages yesterady
hallo everyone.
how is everyone this fine sunday.
click reply. tell me a small thing about your life. it will make me happy.
i will reward u with Dog Photo.
how is everyone this fine sunday.
click reply. tell me a small thing about your life. it will make me happy.
i will reward u with Dog Photo.
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
hallo everyone.
how is everyone this fine sunday.
click reply. tell me a small thing about your life. it will make me happy.
i will reward u with Dog Photo.
how is everyone this fine sunday.
click reply. tell me a small thing about your life. it will make me happy.
i will reward u with Dog Photo.
Fascinating.
I just ran the math; and Apple's displays/devices have almost *precisely* the same "pixels-per-degree-of-visual-arc" (a much more important measurement than raw PPI.)
- Pro Display XDR (at 70cm) is ~53° of visual arc; that gives it ~112 px/deg
- M1 Macbook Pro at 61cm is ~31° of […]
I just ran the math; and Apple's displays/devices have almost *precisely* the same "pixels-per-degree-of-visual-arc" (a much more important measurement than raw PPI.)
- Pro Display XDR (at 70cm) is ~53° of visual arc; that gives it ~112 px/deg
- M1 Macbook Pro at 61cm is ~31° of […]
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functional.cafe
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fascinating.
I just ran the math; and Apple's displays/devices have almost *precisely* the same "pixels-per-degree-of-visual-arc" (a much more important measurement than raw PPI.)
- Pro Display XDR (at 70cm) is ~53° of visual arc; that gives it ~112 px/deg
- M1 Macbook Pro at 61cm is ~31° of […]
I just ran the math; and Apple's displays/devices have almost *precisely* the same "pixels-per-degree-of-visual-arc" (a much more important measurement than raw PPI.)
- Pro Display XDR (at 70cm) is ~53° of visual arc; that gives it ~112 px/deg
- M1 Macbook Pro at 61cm is ~31° of […]
… then what the fuck is the point, Ubisoft?
I despise when corporations participate in the security theatre of having "2FA", but then *requiring* some sort of strictly-less-restrictive "backup" login option.
1. if 2FA can be added … but […]
[Original post on functional.cafe]
I despise when corporations participate in the security theatre of having "2FA", but then *requiring* some sort of strictly-less-restrictive "backup" login option.
1. if 2FA can be added … but […]
[Original post on functional.cafe]
September 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
… then what the fuck is the point, Ubisoft?
I despise when corporations participate in the security theatre of having "2FA", but then *requiring* some sort of strictly-less-restrictive "backup" login option.
1. if 2FA can be added … but […]
[Original post on functional.cafe]
I despise when corporations participate in the security theatre of having "2FA", but then *requiring* some sort of strictly-less-restrictive "backup" login option.
1. if 2FA can be added … but […]
[Original post on functional.cafe]
What madman's idea was this, omfg. FRP in Minecraft?
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What madman's idea was this, omfg. FRP in Minecraft?
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Oh look, you can sext with Mechahitler
https://www.engadget.com/ai/groks-ai-chatbot-now-includes-companions-for-you-to-romance-133017601.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub&guccounter=1
https://www.engadget.com/ai/groks-ai-chatbot-now-includes-companions-for-you-to-romance-133017601.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub&guccounter=1
July 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Question for y'all #SystemicGames¹ folks who like multiplayer/#coop games:
How do you logistically manage actually having a co-op, multiplayer playthrough of a complex video-game in your life?
I've always struggled, hard, with satisfying my needs here; not only is it so hard to find people who […]
How do you logistically manage actually having a co-op, multiplayer playthrough of a complex video-game in your life?
I've always struggled, hard, with satisfying my needs here; not only is it so hard to find people who […]
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functional.cafe
July 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Question for y'all #SystemicGames¹ folks who like multiplayer/#coop games:
How do you logistically manage actually having a co-op, multiplayer playthrough of a complex video-game in your life?
I've always struggled, hard, with satisfying my needs here; not only is it so hard to find people who […]
How do you logistically manage actually having a co-op, multiplayer playthrough of a complex video-game in your life?
I've always struggled, hard, with satisfying my needs here; not only is it so hard to find people who […]
I, uh, I. Own a house now.
On the same day that someone important to me passed.
It's … it's been a fucking weekend. A fucking month? Year???
On the same day that someone important to me passed.
It's … it's been a fucking weekend. A fucking month? Year???
July 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I, uh, I. Own a house now.
On the same day that someone important to me passed.
It's … it's been a fucking weekend. A fucking month? Year???
On the same day that someone important to me passed.
It's … it's been a fucking weekend. A fucking month? Year???
Man, I had a shit week.
Tried to stretch outside my comfort zone in a big way; but failed myself really badly.
Old trauma woke up at a crucial moment, and bit me really hard; and I think the whole thing, instead of being healing, just … doubled everything down.
I’m feeling worthless in a […]
Tried to stretch outside my comfort zone in a big way; but failed myself really badly.
Old trauma woke up at a crucial moment, and bit me really hard; and I think the whole thing, instead of being healing, just … doubled everything down.
I’m feeling worthless in a […]
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functional.cafe
June 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Man, I had a shit week.
Tried to stretch outside my comfort zone in a big way; but failed myself really badly.
Old trauma woke up at a crucial moment, and bit me really hard; and I think the whole thing, instead of being healing, just … doubled everything down.
I’m feeling worthless in a […]
Tried to stretch outside my comfort zone in a big way; but failed myself really badly.
Old trauma woke up at a crucial moment, and bit me really hard; and I think the whole thing, instead of being healing, just … doubled everything down.
I’m feeling worthless in a […]
“Stop trying to make Evanston a thing”
June 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Stop trying to make Evanston a thing”
I’m unreasonably fucking pissed.
An r/me_irlgbt moderator banned me, and is now accusing me of being an A.I. … … … because I use fucking emdashes and ellipses.
#typography #ai #nightmaretimeline
An r/me_irlgbt moderator banned me, and is now accusing me of being an A.I. … … … because I use fucking emdashes and ellipses.
#typography #ai #nightmaretimeline
June 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m unreasonably fucking pissed.
An r/me_irlgbt moderator banned me, and is now accusing me of being an A.I. … … … because I use fucking emdashes and ellipses.
#typography #ai #nightmaretimeline
An r/me_irlgbt moderator banned me, and is now accusing me of being an A.I. … … … because I use fucking emdashes and ellipses.
#typography #ai #nightmaretimeline
my phone has a “memes” folder
for years, that folder has had exactly one image
this is that one image.
for years, that folder has had exactly one image
this is that one image.
June 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
my phone has a “memes” folder
for years, that folder has had exactly one image
this is that one image.
for years, that folder has had exactly one image
this is that one image.
OH: “How many non-legally-binding weddings do you think I can have before my friends will stop coming to my weddings.”
May 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
OH: “How many non-legally-binding weddings do you think I can have before my friends will stop coming to my weddings.”
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i just want my post get boosted a lot so i can see my gotosocial “knows X other instances” grow
May 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i just want my post get boosted a lot so i can see my gotosocial “knows X other instances” grow
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It'd be nice if tech companies didn't take an accelerationist approach to exacerbating and widening every problem that already existed in society, but they have.
The best defense, in some ways, is to fix the shit that's always kinda-sorta-maybe worked. In this case, yeah, it sucks that ChatGPT […]
The best defense, in some ways, is to fix the shit that's always kinda-sorta-maybe worked. In this case, yeah, it sucks that ChatGPT […]
Original post on wandering.shop
wandering.shop
May 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It'd be nice if tech companies didn't take an accelerationist approach to exacerbating and widening every problem that already existed in society, but they have.
The best defense, in some ways, is to fix the shit that's always kinda-sorta-maybe worked. In this case, yeah, it sucks that ChatGPT […]
The best defense, in some ways, is to fix the shit that's always kinda-sorta-maybe worked. In this case, yeah, it sucks that ChatGPT […]
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Thesis: ChatGPT is destroying education, students keep using it to cheat on homework and exams.
Antithesis: ChatGPT has no understanding of facts or semantics.
Synthesis: Homework and exams don't measure understanding of facts or semantics, and can be fooled by plausible-sounding bullshit.
Antithesis: ChatGPT has no understanding of facts or semantics.
Synthesis: Homework and exams don't measure understanding of facts or semantics, and can be fooled by plausible-sounding bullshit.
May 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thesis: ChatGPT is destroying education, students keep using it to cheat on homework and exams.
Antithesis: ChatGPT has no understanding of facts or semantics.
Synthesis: Homework and exams don't measure understanding of facts or semantics, and can be fooled by plausible-sounding bullshit.
Antithesis: ChatGPT has no understanding of facts or semantics.
Synthesis: Homework and exams don't measure understanding of facts or semantics, and can be fooled by plausible-sounding bullshit.